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letmebegaytodd

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

letmebegaytodd

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

letmebegaytodd

I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game

letmebegaytodd

For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again

letmebegaytodd

sologatos

theblehthatbloos

Do what you will, for I have already won

aerix-spades

grimeclown

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

yardsards

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

grimeclown

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

everythingfox

oh lawd he comin

daturas-claws

tortle

yesterdaysprint

Palladium-Item, Richmond, Indiana, June 2, 1923

missladybirdhill

Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice

Hate it. I’ve got the glirst

malapropist

it physically hurts me to not be able to watch the new sunny

malapropist

True again who got links

kingdomofyugoslavia

The Adzin Bridge, Montenegro

macdenniskiss

oh my god this reddit post shows that even they understood the meta of this episode im gonna screaaaam

malapropist

omg

bigfatscience

There are some very angry people in my notes and inbox this week. Apparently, I am “toxic” and “evil” because I reported the results of 50 years of weight-loss research. They are mad because the research definitively and conclusively demonstrates that long-term maintenance of weight loss is virtually impossible. They also think I am “delusional” because I criticize the medical establishment for keeping this fact a secret from the general public.

The truth is that the ineffectiveness and harmful nature of intentional weight-loss is well known within the scientific and medical communities. If pressed, most doctors will affirm that their clinical experience conforms to the scientific results: Basically everyone who loses weight will go on to regain that weight within 3-5 years. In 75% of cases, they will regain more weight than they lost.

This knowledge is why doctors became so desperate that they resorted to amputating parts of the digestive tract in the hopes that it might finally result in long-term weight-loss. Except oops, that doesn’t work either. Oh, and it causes death, addiction, malnutrition, and suicide. Whoopsie daisy.

Diet culture is fucking toxic. And people deserve to know the truth.

elfinmox-deactivated20220629

Don’t focus on losing weight!!!

Focus on becoming healthier!!!

Eat healthy foods.

Do strength training.

Grow your muscle mass.

Find a lifestyle plan that works for you.

Diets are a scam.

Diets don’t help you be healthier.

Focussing on health will result in weight loss IF you are at an unhealthy weight to begin with. If you deem yourself “overwight” but you don’t lose weight after changing to a healthier lifestyle, YOU ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!

Health first!!!!

Weight Never!!

https://www.nerdfitness.com/