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I keep getting shown an AI ad where a guy is cooking burger with entire assembled burger and French fries sitting on the grill and poking them with a spatula and I havenât once paid attention to what this AI burger man is attempting to sell me.
I see you your burger, and raise youâŠ
Alien Orthodontistry.
(Donât even remember where I found this one. Wasnât Tumblr, though there have been some gems here.)
the only thing in our new apartment so far
What else do u need
but SeX WoRk iS WoRk and it makes women safer when it has government oversight, right?
anyone who seriously thinks having any government involved in the prostitution of women would make things better clearly doesnât understand how misogynistic even the most âprogressiveâ governments on earth are.
they will always side with the pimp, their laws will protect the pimps and the rapists over the women, it will not make women safer, ever. it is a fundamentally misogynistic industry designed to cater to the evil desires of the worst people on earth and none of us can know true liberation while the most vulnerable among us are for sale.
Reminds me of the German woman who lost her unemployment benefits for turning down a job at a brothel.
If sex work is work, they can require you to do it.
The bumble ads have me afraid. The birth rate talk has me afraid. Atwood warned us.
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
Reminds me of this one:
"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??
ppl talk about the bible and christianity like its a underdog misunderstood religion and not one of the main reasons the earth is fucked up like fuck jesus fr ion wanna hear it i rlly dont
but i stay silly! *âsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
âbut I stay silly!â
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
Please please please don't click those phishing texts
OP you left out the best one
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donât mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weâd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youâd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, âHappy Birthday Courtneyâ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name âJuanâ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iâve never seen âMileyâ without the E, either, but itâs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iâm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me âCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloâ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU âčïžđ"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.
