[sheer-art-attack]

Alright I really need some commissions right now because my bank account has about $4 in it right now

I had to help my dad pay for his graduate school textbooks and idk when I’m getting it back.

Lineart- $6

Flat colored character, head- bust $10, full body $12

Shaded character, soft or cel shading- bust- $12, full body $14.

Weird doodle- lineart- $3, colored- $4

I can draw animals, anthro, and humans. Sorry I don’t have an example for the humans, they’re all traditional.

So yeah my paypal is https://www.paypal.me/ultrafrog, I haven’t had a legal name change yet so I am unable to change it to Drew, my real name. I ask that y'all respect that because it’s really sensitive to me.

[screwyouandrew]

Hey guys, I’m pretty tight on money right now and I really need some commissions. Just hit me up in the dm and I’d really, really appreciate it.

[breakingdawnpt2]

Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-

Trans and nb people:

[vivaciousarcanist]

just gonna be real and say that shape shifting is by far the best super power just from how versatile it is

it packs in shape shifting(duh), flight, super strenght, and regeneration depending how you look at it(shapeshifting into a form without your injuries), possibly a few others

[tlitookilakin]

also, stretching/shrinking, extrahuman abilities taken from animals (stereoscopic sense of smell? expanded color range? underwater breathing? able to just straight-up hear heartbeats n stuff? night vision?), plus ALL CLOTHING would fit. EVERYTHING is your size and looks good on you.

and, more debatably, able to turn into different states of matter, immunity to some poisons and hostile environments, ability to travel incredibly quickly through open spaces by turning into light and back again.

[thatfoxyone]

Yeah and I could turn into me but like hotter

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[breedafool]

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[awesome-picz]

Giant Flower Sculptures Honour Van Gogh At World’s Largest Flower Parade In The Netherlands

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[snowdrop-yoongi]

physical therapist: actually your joints are supposed to bend about half that distance 

me, who hasn’t stayed in a healthy range of motion since 1345 BC (Before Christ™): they’re supposed to do whAt

[brooklyn99]

[sakura-haruka]

You guys make a super cute couple.

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[scrumptiousangst]

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

[ashashi-corner]

Pfft

[official-sqn]

a few pride ghosts!! happy halloween!! technically,,

(click the pictures for the orientation definitions!)

- mod 👻

[ghafahey]

Shadowhunters + Awards

[onceuponavideo]

No no it doesn’t hurt at all

[amoonasaohin]

Who else was emotional after Infinity War?! 

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #559

She turned to the door, stepping toward the door with certainty. “Whatever. I’m gonna kick her ass anyway.”

He reached out for her arm, trying to hold her back. “Hey, hold on! You—”

She yanked her arm from his touch, scowling. “Don’t you fucking touch me! You can’t tell me what decision to make!”

[gahdamnpunk]

Not to disregard that stand your ground only protects white men..

[lovelyspider]

Her name is Jacqueline Dixon and she’s from Selma, AL. Here’s the article: https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/07/woman_shot_killed_estranged_hu.html

[pinkvelvetfemme]

please help Jacqueline Dixon