Cookies Full of Arsenic

Imagined lives of women in crime.

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Poisoned the neighbors' livestock.

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Stole morphine from a nursing home.

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Robbed a Kino parlor.

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Solicited sex from the Allman Brothers.

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Sold marijuana out of a baby carriage.

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Conspired with teenaged lover to push husband off a moving train.

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Exposed herself at a jitterbugging contest.

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Blinded a beauty shop patron with a hair comb.

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Stole money and affections from WWI veterans.

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Maternity nurse switched all the babies at birth.

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Assaulted a sailor with a broken Schlitz bottle.

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Stole from the church collection plate to buy silky underthings.

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Shoplifted Chanel No. 5 from Macy's.

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Poisoned mother-in-law with Borax

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Stepfather insisted one too many times that she call him Daddy.

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Baked razor blades into bread.

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Stabbed two people at a dance marathon.