The Trash-a-nator

I am trash.

[heracleidae]

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[coffeedragonart]

🌻Dandelion drakes are as hardy as their plants, and will quite happily take up a territory anywhere. They aren't picky about what they munch, be it bugs, worms or the fingers of a gardener not paying quite enough attention.

They can be quite cantankerous and if one makes its home in a garden bed or lawn, its best to leave it be. 🌻

Is it finished? I think so. Pretty happy with the end result, even if I did have to repaint those dandelions a few times. Tried something a bit different to get the lighting I wanted, used an overlay over the top of the painting and tweaked it till it was right and then painted a bit more on top of it.

Hope you guys like it too!

[deathdefied]

Gaze upon our cat and despair

[crunchbuttsteak]

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

[butiki]

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

[himborc]

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

[guerrillatech]

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

[salvadorbonaparte]

[clockworktardis]

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

[kittydesade]

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

[wyvyrn]

This. This here. Is why I love Tumblr.❤️❤️❤️

[andrews-left-nipple]

maybe a god does exist

[commodorecliche]

concept: a facemask that says "Vaccinated But I Don't Trust Y'all"

[huffylemon]

[battlships]

My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They're gonna be so proud.

[goat-yells-at-everything]

For anyone wondering, part 2 isn't up yet but here is his page if y'all wana keep an eye out for it.

[wrenchinator-central]

UPDATE!

You all asked for it, so HERE IT IS! #WorthTheWait #fyp #foryou #nutshotforchase #kickinthenuts

THE KICK HAS BEEN DELIVERED

[princesskuragina]

I can't believe straight people think butch lesbians are scary. I see a butch lesbian and I'm immediately like I would trust you with my life

[sundermunder]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

PLEASE

[tuiccim]

Say it LOUDER!!!!

[grymmdark]

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[felixitas]

[cipheramnesia]

The ability of Scooby to consent is questionably given that it’s well documented Scooby will agree to anything for a Scooby Snack. ANYTHING.

[funny-tik-toks]

[redrockingchairdotmp3]

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

[thundergrace]

I couldn't love him more.

[satanfemme]

"which do u prefer, pecs or boobs?" wtf, wtf, hello???? what are you saying to me rn?? are you serious? tits are tits. love is love. etc. don't speak to me.