Imperfections Of A Perfectly Imperfect

I love you, present tense.

[maleficentmrssmith]

[kushandwisdom]

[maleficentmrssmith]

What I've learned lately.

[fiftyshadesthemovie]

February 14, 2015. #FiftyShades

[maleficentmrssmith]

Oh, February. Be here already.

[fiftyshadesthemovie]

“I am going ot have coffee with Christian Grey… 

and I hate coffee” -Anastasia Steele

[gosh]

[gosh]

[afangirlsdelight]

To all those jerks in government — you are the reason why God invented the middle finger

Miriam Defensor Santiago (via afangirlsdelight)

[pilipinasgotus]

Interesado ba kayo sa SEX? Dahil kung hindi ay magpagamot. ABNORMAL KAYO. -- Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago

[neiluuupak]

I am not afraid to die but i’m afraid that there might be no sex after death

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago (via papamc)

[honoredsage]

I am insulted by the way your minds run.

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago (via honoredsage)

[gegemonstrousmind-blog]

Kasi the TRUTH HURTS brad!

[chinitodaw]

Miriam Santiago’s Valentine’s Day insights Before discussing the grounding of an American warship on Tubbataha Reef at a UP Manila forum on Wednesday, Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago offered some thoughts on Valentine’s Day. Insight # 1 Alam niyo ba ang iba pang tawag sa Valentine’s day? Para sa malungkot na single, ang tawag dito ay Single’s Awareness Day. Para sa mga masaya na single, ang tawag dito ay Single’s Independence Day. Pero sa mga walang pakialam, ang tawag dito ay Thursday. Insight # 2 Did you know that an earthworm has five hearts, whereas an octopus has two hearts? Kaya kung may kilala ka na nagmamahal ng higit sa dalawa, tanungin mo kung anong klaseng hayop sila. Insight # 3 Kapag ikaw ay nagmamahal pero sasaktan mo rin lang naman, hamunin mo na lang ng suntukan. Insight # 4 Ang taong nagmamahal nang tunay ay parang matalinong estudyante na kumukuha ng exam. Hindi siya tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na. Insight # 5 Para sa mga single, umuwi nang maaga mula sa school o sa trabaho para isipin nila may date ka.

[marikarra]

Siguro philam ka. Kasi PHILingera ka na nga, AMbisyosa ka pa.

Sen. Santiago (via marikarra)

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[alliumphobic]

If someone is FLIRTING with you, please COOPERATE.

- Senator Miriam Santiago (via alliumphobic)

[bonnicious]

just Miriam :)))

[hplyrikz]

This will make you feel better