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I'm being so fr rn. if I had a dick I would fuck Levi with it

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I'm gonna make him my wife

#that's my woman

god has given me a vision. an upgrade, if you will, of my most beloved crackship of all time, Zeke/Armin.

take my hand. imagine with me:

Zeke/Armin, but they have adopted a blonde, blue eyed child.

if I saw that fuckass family in the wild I'd switch to the other side of the road fr.

#in the AU that exists nowhere but my heart Zeke is a child psychologist because i think that is the funniest possible job for him #so he's not fucking that kid up by being a bad father he's fucking that kid up by being just kinda Weird in general #i think Armin would accidentally give it a complex because he keeps saying that of course The Child will do great academically!#they're being raised by two very accomplished people! and mind you he is saying this in the most encouraging way possible #if my parents had said that to me i'd have killed myself on the spot #Eren absolutely fucking hates this btw. Armin is always like “I knew my kids would call you uncle one day haha! who would have Thought”#and he wants to kill himself about it. he's still not over his femboy bestie who he definitely never had a crush on ever marrying his #FUCKASS EVIL BROTHER WHO BULLIES HIM (therapy speaks at him until Eren's anger issues cannot take it anymore)

so considerate of Erwin to keep his tiddies at the perfect height for Levi to easily and comfortably motorboat them

#whenever Levi has a long day he just nuzzles the tits. his problems can't find him here #eruri

funko pop made. a rumbling titan funko?? 😭

#HELPPPPP #ok this kinds eats. the only Eren merch i would let into my house

chat. I fear we're cooked

all this under a clip of those two boys being crushed during the rumbling btw 👍

#you could day it isn't that serious but it truly is that serious. right wingers are gaining power EVERYWHERE right now #and this is reflected in this kind of media literacy #we are lacking empathy we are lacking understanding we are literally lacking any sort of literacy at all #especially deplorable is the stance that “well thwy deserved it because actually they did the same to paradis #and they would have approved if paradis was obliterated“ they were children actually. hope this helps 👍#literally what are we doing. i need to go do manual labour about this now. touch grass if you will. touch the flooring i'm about to lay down #attack on titan

very good that I have two Levi funkos (for NOW) because I can put one with Erwin and one with Zeke. hehe

#living out my sick fantasies with my fucked up little dollies

after the rumbling, all clay is red. the mud huts are red, and the roof tiles are red, and all earthenware is red.

Levi sits opposite his red teapot, sometimes. and he thinks about it.

#fun fact i deliberately put in that thw roof tiles were red in some chapter of the post rumbling au #because i just think that the massive iron deposits of a flood of blood would leave their trace 👍#it would probably be more orangey but i feel like red is far more striking so

there's something about two Ackermans choosing people who are titan shifters, but Levi choosing to not make his person a titan shifter.

#but i won't get into it. mostly because i have nothing to say ❤️#i'm just saying there's SOMETHING. SOMEWHERE

finally properly displaying the character stamps I got in the aot café in hita :)

#they're going on the collection!#i also hace ymir and connie but this is the only frame i have so i had to sacrifice them 😔

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my beautiful wife!!!!!

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my beautiful wife and his husband and their emotional support they/them!!!!!

#thank GOD

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not Zeke's ass being blown clean off.....

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this was my 1000th post on this blog btw

LITERALLY Eren in a nutshell

#isayama is so funny i cannot anymore

Levi with a non-Erwin zombie:

Levi with zombie Erwin:

"yeah he does this when he's normal too."

#the first zombie is genuinely not Erwin even though he looks similar! Erwin is somewhere else in that panel #you just have to trust me ig <3 #he looks just mildly inconvenienced 😭 he's used to it you can tell #levi ackerman #erwin smith #eruri

not Zeke's ass being blown clean off.....

#average reaction to Levi standing over you menacingly #it would have happened to all of us......

the rest of my aot mangas arrived (FINALLY), and in the listing it both SAID and WAS PICTURED that it was volumes 27-33. which did arrive! but there's also volume 34 for some reason. so now. I have this bitch twice. it's a nice bonus ig but I am genuinely mind boggled as to why they would randomly send me this. maybe they just wanted to get rid of it but like girlypop what am I supposed to do with her now

#no offense but if it had said this in the listing. i would not have bought a copy of volume 34?????#what is the thought process here #i guess. i can ask my sister if she wants it? she started watching the abime a while ago because i was weebing out again #but like what are you gonna do with the last volume in a series 😭#the trials and tribulations of being a collector #i also ended up with a special edition fma volume twice. gave that to my brother even though he did not deserve it and he should die

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ZEVI WEEK 2026 - DATE ANNOUNCEMENT

From July 26th to August 1st, let us celebrate another Zevi Week together! This year, Zevi Week is extra special as it ends on Zeke's birthday, and we would love to include everyone in bringing it together for our boys.

📨 Prompt submission is open from today until 12/06 (submit your wishes here) 📢 Public prompt voting will be from 15/06 - 26/06 ✨ The most loved and anticipated prompts will be released on 30/06 We are thrilled to receive your ideas and artworks 💕 To make sure everyone's effort is celebrated and respected, please follow the guidelines below.

#oh my god #do i have to write a zevi fic......

I check vinted for aot merch frequently and there's this girl who keeps uploading a listing for the basement key necklace (which I know for a fact you can buy new for very cheap) for 15€, and the listing thumbnail is her wearing it but she's only in a little bra. girl is this working for you. are you selling multiple or are you relisting the same one over and over with your tiddies out. what's the story here......

#i respect the marketing but i am genuinely so curious if it's still the same one #are people willing to buy something for more than it's worth when there are boobies involved???? is she doing a study of sorts perhaps

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