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i draw art; sometimes good, sometimes shit.

[malewifingit]

Mandatory pinned post

someone slid into my dms and asked for info so i guess it was inevitable. hello you can call me ed or vice, i don't really care. this is my blog for fanart and shit i think is cool/friend stuff. asks are open requests are open (related to fandom content) i do art+writing, which includes headcanons, fanfiction, and prompts. i rp a lot so i enjoy getting into characters' heads. nsfw content is not allowed, tho i'm ok with suggestive themes. THIS MEANS MINORS PROBABLY SHOULDN'T ENGAGE. i have a secondary blog for more personal content/projects/ocs etc etc. some of the content there is heavy, so i advise minors dni too. (currently empty i just made it today lmao) https://pandorasoffice.tumblr.com coming up with a therapy blog because someone asked for it. just a space to send asks for advice/comfort. will put it here once it's added. we gotchu man.

i will come back and pretty/organize this later.

[indigoblu2]

”I know how it can feel in this… circus. It can feel… pointless.”

“Yeah.”

“But it’s not. Not if you have people who care about you.”

(Don’t tag as a ship!)

[borisryzhyaskblog]

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes

@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial

[voice-o-fallacy]

@huhwhuhs @trepans-apprentice @creator-of-creativious @birbisanon @eclipsen-smiles

:] 🫵

[creator-of-creativious]

@thatmultifandomartist @hunyoarora01 @novasolstarr @talk-with-sebastian @nova-starstruck

[malewifingit]

@canelablutegel @nightstandart @indigoblu2 @whmee @weedthestampede

[canelablutegel-cave]

Some sketch’s for a scene kid character.

He’s a MPHFPC OC. He has a back mouth that he covers with his hair before finding a loop. Before cutting his hair he was mistaken for a girl all the time. He didn’t mind too much though.

[canelablutegel-cave]

Brainstorms:

- What if Syphilis and Chlamydia could cancel out?

- “It’s only embarrassing if somebody sees.”

- Lycanthropy takes away your 20/20 vision.

- Her betrothed was… a bit of a freak.

- They killed him whenever he tried to be whimsical.

- The grown man’s stunt double is a three foot tall walking mushroom.

- The family occasionally hears muffled Italian screaming from the attic, but they don’t look up there because they are in denial.

- She replaces his cigars with vapes because there is only so much tobacco smoke you can take before you want to choke somebody.

[malewifingit]

rise and grind, the weekend is over. .

edit i rorgot a semi related very rough car doodle

[malewifingit]

aaahhh. . . turbo tastic.

im mournful that this is my first real contribution to the off community.

[malewifingit]

if this keeps climbing i may have to draw them kissing

i may have to hit them with the yaoi beam guys.

seriously tho its funny to me how a shitpost became the biggest post ive made, but its also very sweet.

i appreciate it, and have looked at and continued to look back at all the funny and sweet things people have said.

ITS MADE THE LAST WEEK VERY SPECIAL FOR ME

[canelablutegel-cave]

More flesh monsters. They are teaching themselves to form bones and hands.

[malewifingit]

GO MY FLESH MACHINATIONS

[malewifingit]

WAIT NEVERMIND IT EXISTS AGAIN MY TUMBLR WAS JUST BEING CRINGE AND SLOW.

looks like someone doesn't know how to use tumblr yet

chat wait until she finds out that theres a dm feature on tumblr

[pawgliacci]

[canelablutegel]

@chasmalvice

[the-rebloggening]

@chasmalvice

[malewifingit]

YES

YES I AM FROM OHIO YES

YES I SEE IT YES OHIO OHIO RAAAAA OHIO

COME ON IN GUYS THE WATERS CORN

COME ON IN GUYS, THE CORN IS FINE

DRAGGING YOU BOTH TO CORN HELL RN

@canelablutegel @the-rebloggening

[malewifingit]

iigihh a wip ive been chipping away at between work.

slowly figuring out how skin rendering works

i want to do a bg but i regret not drawing his thunder thighs because this angle is doing me no favors.

also yes thats enoch

ALSO I KIND OF WANT TO MAKE A POLL BECAUSE IM CURIOUS WHAT DESIGN OF DEDAN PEOPLE PREFER ACROSS THE FANDOM

[nevbisvevbis]

🙂🥰😍

meet me at my house

[malewifingit]

I'm meeting you at your house for a hug

[thememedaddy]

[the-rebloggening]

@chasmalvice

[malewifingit]

ive bitten several people on my way to look at what i was tagged in, and i will bite more (you)

[malewifingit]

PLEASE DRAW MORE DEDAN!!!

pony party

[nevbisvevbis]

im so normal about turbo wir im so normal about turbo wir im so normal about turbo wir im so norma if youre a fellow turbo enjoyer you deserve my upmost love and respect and im gonna give you a free apple and a piece of mozarella cheese and a slightly bent up paper clip

[malewifingit]

aaahhh. . . turbo tastic.

im mournful that this is my first real contribution to the off community.

[malewifingit]

semi recent rendering practice with THE MALEWIFE EVER