Fanfic writer. Mostly Dramione, but I drabble dabble in others
Follows back from @mrsbsmooth
🌷- Cute | 🔥 - Smutty | 🤡 - Funny |😖 Angst | 🏳️🌈 LGBTQIA+ | 👻 Dark
🌿A Fire I Can't Put Out - Hermione/Draco - 😖🌷🔥 Hermione is with Viktor, but he couldn't have been less interested in giving her what she needs. Fortunately, there's someone else who will. Someone who's been waiting a long time for another chance. - (8.6k words)
🌿A Little Pick-Me-Up - Hermione/Draco - 🔥 A competition to see who has the best pickup line backfires when Hermione uses Draco’s hand as a necklace, with sExXxXyY rEsuLtS (I’m so bad at summaries) - (7.4k words)
🌿Actually, Cormac, you're obsessed with me - Draco/Cormac- 🔥🤡 Cormac gets what he always wanted. A very ill-advised companion oneshot to Immaculate Misconception (6.1k words)
🌿 Botanical Warfare - Hermione/Draco - 🌷🤡 Someone’s sending his girlfriend flowers. Draco’s not fucking happy about it. (1.4k words)
🌿 Hands Off - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🤡 Possessive Malfoy doesn't like hands on his wife. Only his. So she finds something else for him to do with them - (9.1k words)
🌿 Honey Sweet - Hermione/Draco - 🔥👻 He's there every single night. Without fail. The wardrobe is just big enough to watch from. (6.6k words)
🌿I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷 Draco has a breeding kink and is supposed to pull out but accidentally, like, doesn’t - (2.2k words)
🌿 I was made for loving you, baby - Pansy/Pansy, Pansy/Luna 🔥🌷😖🏳️🌈 If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Or: Pansy has a run in with the mirror of erised. (5k words)
🌿LDWS: Return to Hogwarts (4th place!) - Multiple Pairings - 😖🌷🤡 A collection of Hogwarts-based drabbles as part of the Last Drabble Writer Standing competition- (5.9k words)
🌿LDWS: Shakespeare in Love (Winner!) - Multiple Pairings - 😖🌷🤡🏳️🌈 A collection of Shakespearean drabbles as part of the Last Drabble Writer Standing competition - (3.9k words)
🌿No Hard Feelings - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷🤡 Hermione’s ex is getting married. Her date for his wedding is the only one who believes she’s over him. So they’d better prove it. - (10k words)
🌿No Secrets Amongst Friends - Hermione/Draco (+Theo) - 🔥🌷 Theo helps his best friends to be a little more... open-minded. (2.2k words)
🌿Proof - Hermione/Draco - 🔥👻 Draco doesn't want this. He does, but he doesn't. He'll lose everything, or he'll lose her. But Hermione knows what she wants. And she's taking it. (2.9k words)
🌿Tie the Knot - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷🤡 Draco Malfoy gets tied to chair and blindfolded for sexy reasons. (8.4k words)
🌿Together Forever - Hermione/Cormac - 🔥🤡 Curse breaker Hermione has a terrible day at work when a sentient sex curse sends her to the arms of the man who's been pursuing her for years. (5.6k words)
🦋 All I want for Christmas is five fucking minutes - Hermione/Draco - 🌷🔥 🤡
Colleagues and single parents juggle their lives to get some... 'grown-up' time. The office Secret Santa means Hermione can give Draco what he really wants for Christmas. (14k words)
🦋 Cut, Expose - Hermione/Severus Snape - 😖🌷🔥
Severus takes an eighth-year Hermione on as an apprentice. He acts professionally around her… Until she makes it impossible for him to do so. (14k words)
🦋 Hit Me Baby (One More Time) - Hermione/Draco - 🤡🌷🔥
Granger has changed. And she needs a warm, willing body for revenge purposes. Draco's very warm. And he's very, very willing. The only question is— Can he keep his foot out of his mouth long enough to not fuck it up? (12k words)
🦋 I warned you there’d be consequences - Hermione/Fred/George - 🔥🌷😖🤡
Ron's been cheating on her. His twin brothers are even angrier about it than Hermione is. Oops. (12k words)
🦋 In the Name of Science - Hermione/Percy - 🔥 Gynaecologist Percy Weasley takes excellent care of his patient. (13.3k words)
🦋 If the Shoe Fits - Hermione/Draco - 🤡🌷🔥 Size queen Hermione gets stuck in the wall of the Room of Requirement. The man with the perfect cock finds her. But he keeps disappearing x so now, she has to try and find him. (24k words)
🦋 Keep Your Wand Up - Hermione/Draco - 🤡🌷🔥 Draco lowered his wand. And now, people are joking that he’ll never get it up again. So if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin– Yeah. You see the problem. But he soon finds out that he's not the only one. And that might be the thing that saves him. (19.6k words)
🦋 Never, Under Any Circumstances - Hermione / Draco - 🤡🌷🔥 Hermione forgets to buy a present for the Secret Santa exchange. So, she offers her giftee the one thing he's always wanted. Because giving Draco Malfoy a free pass to kiss her, even once couldn't possibly go wrong. Could it? (15k words)
🦋 Perennial - Hermione/Neville - 🌷😖🔥 He’s her best friend. He wouldn’t ruin that. Or: Neville pines for seventeen years. (19k words)
🦋 To Bring a Dog to Heel - Hermione/Draco - 🔥 Librarian Hermione walks translator Draco like a dog. (11.5k words)
🪻Immaculate Misconception - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷🤡😖
Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant. Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir. It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong. Nothing. At. All.
Complete - 149,000 words
🪻Tell Me What You Want - Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷🤡😖
Tensions are high. People are remembering how much they used to hate each other. A masquerade ball will keep things calm.
It won't leave Hermione frantically trying to cover up the fact she's slept with her worst enemy. It won't mean she now sees Draco Malfoy in a different light than she did before. It definitely won't make things awkward now that she might be his boss on a permanent basis. It won't. It won't.
A masquerade ball is a great idea.
(WIP - 130k+ words)
🪻There's Been a Mistake- Hermione/Draco - 🔥🌷🤡
Objectively brilliant Healer/Doctor/Scientist Hermione Granger invents a new contraceptive spell that promises to change the face of sex forever. Her long-term friend-with-benefits Draco Malfoy is only too willing to let her test it on him. It goes horribly wrong. It goes so, so horribly wrong.
(WIP - 7k+ words)
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