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angelinaweasley:
If Angelina was going to meet Draco Malfoy, as in, geez, that Draco Malfoy, of course she was going to pick the most muggle place possible. After spending a good 15 minutes racking her memory (because she wasn’t going to let this be a mundane experience, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity), she sends him the address. A food court in the middle of a muggle suburban shopping centre. Coincidentally, the location in question is extremely close to where her muggle father grew up, which Angelina can only take as a good sign.
Laughing (cackling, really) to herself, Angelina waits at a table, a plate of fish and chips in front of her. Out of courtesy, she has an identical plate in front of the seat across from her. Though, Draco Malfoy probably doesn’t eat friend food. It screams normal person a little too much. Angelina, however, feels right at home. Seeing that she doesn’t get to travel into the muggle world too often, she already has a full bag of athletic clothes from a shop she noticed while parking outside. Everything about Angelina today screams muggle, from her name brand muggle sneakers to the cell phone in hand. The wicked smirk on her face, however, was so wide it had to be magical. If she was going to make her opponent (ahem, former schoolmate) uncomfortable, she wanted him to be as uncomfortable as possible.
The tickets in question are being held in the pocket of her exercise shorts. The Puddlemere United v. Hollyhead Harpies game sold out within seconds– even some of the most elite members of wizarding society couldn’t get their hands on them. Angelina probably didn’t help make the game any more accessible. After all, as captain, she wanted everyone she knew to come to her game, which means picking up as many tickets as possible. Plus, they were free. Angelina couldn’t resist free things. “So,” she says, “you came after all. Never thought I’d see the day.”
Draco did not know what to focus on.
Dizzying neon lights glared from frenetic angles. Splashy advertisements in shop fronts featuring terrifying, grinning children, within which pounded music that made Draco wish for the opening chords of that despicable Hurling Hippogriffs song.
And the muggles. The muggles.
Lurid, sweating faces. Bulbous stomachs and fleshy arms. Hair colours that would make a metamorphagus blush. The muggles roamed, dead-eyed, slurping on brightly coloured drinks or smacking on “fast food”; some charged past holding pinging squares and spoke, at top volume, to no one at all; children dashed unsupervised like escaped wildlife, hotly pursued by breathless parents whose arms bulged with shopping bags. The floor was fake marble. Fake plants twisted towards the glass ceiling, upon which drummed a heavy rain that had accompanied Draco from the gates of Hogwarts to Brixton. It was a desultory morning made worse by the sheer number of muggles surrounding him: the air was humid with grease, sweat, acrid perfume zinging with chemical compounds.
Draco fought his way through a tangle of teenagers (low-riding “jeans”, t-shirts with ticks on them, clown-sized “sneakers” that gleamed polar white) to find himself at the edge of a horrifying expanse named, according to the cheerful sign above his head, a “food court”. Feeling lightheaded, Draco stared at a bright yellow “M” and watched, horrified, as a girl with eyelashes the length of a locust bit into a shiny collection of wrapping.
“Oi, mate.”
Draco jumped and whipped around. A man pushing a trolley gave him a funny look. “Mind moving, mate? Or are you in the queue?”
“The... no.” Sweating, Draco took several steps back. Just as the man said, “Well, if you don’t mind, then,” Draco turned heel and marched through the throng.
Plastic tables crowded with debris. Muggles laughing with food in their mouths. Merlin’s bollocking left... There. Draco zeroed in on a tall, stately woman sitting in the middle of this contemporary chaos. Vitriol flooded his veins. Bringing himself to his full height, Draco started towards her with a look that could melt ice, his traveling cloak sweeping behind him. As soon as Johnson met his gaze and greeted him, Draco threw himself into the chair opposite her and, with a squeal of metal on rubber, drew as close as humanly possible, hunching his shoulders to protect himself.
“Do you know what I have endured to get here?” Draco hissed, gripping the edge of the table until his knuckles turned white. Over Johnson’s shoulder a baby was being thrown into the air by an ape man, his gormless wife looking on and clapping, out of time, as the child screamed in delight. A slow bead of sweat made its way down Draco’s temple. He tore himself away and wiped his face in one distracted motion.
Feeling delicate, Draco whispered: “These tickets better be worth it, Johnson! Or I’ll...” He looked down. “What’s... oh no. Is this muggle food?”
greengrassgrowths:
The sight of Draco being domestic never failed to bring a grin to Astoria’s face. No matter how practiced the motions or how basic the task, he always looked out of place doing such things – at least to her. She had grown-up imagining that rich pure-bloods never did chores but were waited on hand-and-foot (and, to be fair to her younger resentment, they mostly were) and could barely withstand the strain of lifting their own cups to their lips, let alone pouring something into them. Since marrying into a household with elves she had realized that sometimes it was actually less convenient to summon one of the little creatures for a mundane task than it was to do it oneself – but still. The sight made her smile, and when he paused for accolades she obliging offered her applause.
“Beautifully done, darling,” she said and turned her cheek up to receive his kiss; goodness but he was feeling affectionate this afternoon. Astoria couldn’t help but smile, pleased to see him so cheerful. “Excellent presentation. Thank you.”
She hung her own traveling cloak on the hook by the door and watched indulgently as he worked to make space for her in his rooms, sleeves rolled up. It had taken years before Draco was comfortable baring his lower left arm in her presence (or at least, content; Astoria wondered sometimes if he’d ever truly been comfortable since he was a child) and she still felt a little wave of pleasure every time he did – not at the sight of his skin of course (she supposed there were people who got fluttery-eyed and weak-kneed over arms; people did seem to find the most mundane things arousing) but because it demonstrated how comfortable he was with her, and knew she was with him.
It wasn’t as though Astoria had ever found the fading Mark on his arm frightening or repulsive; it wasn’t what she’d classify an aesthetically pleasant design to be sure, but the Dark Mark had never haunted her dreams. The Greengrasses were pure-bloods but poor and unimportant ones; they had been beneath the notice of the Death Eaters. For Astoria, the war had been narrowed to the hallways of Hogwarts and the gang of vigilante student rebels that filled them. The Dark Mark had been something that happened to other people. Since one of those people it had happened to was Draco, she wasn’t about to hold the fact that he was sensitive about it against him – but every reminder that they’d reached the point together where said sensitivity didn’t make him balk at showing her the scars of his past nonetheless made Astoria smile.
His story about his students’ and their paper pranks had that smile falling away into horrified sympathy as she sank down gasping onto the reclaimed sofa. “Oh the poor girl!” Astoria cried. “That’s awful. And they cheer for it? Children can be so cruel.” She shook her head over the trials of poor Rose – not that she needed to tell Draco about the existence of childhood cruelty, but some statements had to be made aloud, no matter how obvious. “I think I’ll stick to the greenhouse. I don’t know how you do it without losing your patience with them all,” she added with genuine fervor – although she was glad he did since it meant he could bring her stories about their precious son, even when they were stories that made her sad on behalf of his friends, even if said friends were Weasleys.
(Although given how many Weasleys there were, the odds hadn’t been in favor of Scorpius not acquiring one or two as friends – or flings – had they? She decided to file that thought away for possible later mention to Draco as consolation, should their son’s fixation with Rose progress further.)
Then he apologized to his tea kettle and Astoria had to bite her lip to keep from giggling. She tried to make a mental note of Arthur Weasley’s proper name, but knew it was probably a lost cause; Astoria had never been all that good with names. (Not of people, anyway.) She ascribed it to a childhood spent caring far more about books and plants than gossip – or at least, that was Daphne’s exasperated explanation. Not making a comment about boys who boasted about their fathers took rather more self-control than had suppressing her giggle over Draco’s politeness to the kettle, and Astoria seized quickly on the offered change of subject to keep herself from saying something that might made him sulk.
“Well, I’m afraid my day contains nothing of note that meets your criteria, although her surname is technically Potter now, rather than Weasley. Good enough?” Astoria shrugged, mock-regretful, and explained: “I dropped-in on Ginevra. I had a question about…oh, you’re going to laugh, but I had found this strange little Muggle packet when I was checking Scorpius’s rooms to make sure he hadn’t left anything behind that would spoil or rot if left unattended for four months.” She sighed and admitted, “I was afraid it was one of those awful Muggle drugs you hear so much about – those things they have instead of potions, except it’s only the horrible ones?”
Astoria’s feelings over the Granger-Weasley girl were slightly baffling, but she often surprised Draco with her reactions. A wilting plant she tended for months could be forgotten in an instant, just as the pedestrian antics of a classroom could ignite genuine alarm. Draco frowned and smiled at her, politely baffled.
“They’re fourteen,” Draco reminded her. “They cheer if one of them breaks an arm in Quidditch. It’s hardly territory for that new St Mungo’s therapy. If being a half a Weasley teaches that girl anything, it’s resilience.” Draco wasn’t even kidding. Imagine being a Weasley. If that girl made it through to graduation with suffering some family-induced trauma, Draco would fire a house-elf.
Draco listened to Astoria as he moved around the room. With his tie loosened and his shirt-sleeves rolled up, Draco felt freer than he had in weeks. It was a wonder what Astoria’s presence could do; she had the unfailing quality of instilling a sense of calm where Draco otherwise brewed in his own thoughts (which had, lately, been drifting towards topics he’d avoided for years, if not decades: politics, Dark magic, fear). He was perversely glad Astoria mentioned Potter’s wife - if anything, it was a suitable enough distraction.
Sitting down in an armchair diagonally across from his wife, Draco leaned forward to arrange the tea-cups on the little French renaissance table (lacquered, curled feet, with gold inlay: beautiful). The teapot started whistling As the Saints Come Marching in and jumped out of the fire to pour the tea. Draco was distracted between Astoria’s story and the teapot, which was bossing the little silver milk jug into action. But when Astoria said drugs, Draco looked up in alarm. A lick of white blonde hair fell across his forehead.
“Wait.” Draco stared at her. “Albus Potter gave our son drugs?”
harryjpottcr:
The words make Draco bristle, as Harry assumed they would. This isn’t the first time his family has been under Ministry eye like this - it’s not even the first time Harry himself had done the orders. It’s the truth, after all. Hermione had told him to come here herself - and she’s the Minister of Magic. The biggest title there was in this world, from a political stance. Harry might’ve come on his own anyway… but he now could claim Ministry orders without lying.
Malfoy, however, doesn’t seem thrilled with the notion. No surprise there. He’s icy in his reply, which might’ve phased Harry a long time ago. Caused anger to rise in him because this is Draco Malfoy. Now, however, he hardly blinks. Most people aren’t exactly nice to Aurors whenever they come around questioning - Harry’s grown used to the tone Draco’s using with him. Not to mention, despite everything, Malfoy has kept out of the public eye for years. There have been such few call-ins about dark magic or suspicious activity surrounding Malfoy Manor lately that Harry is hardly worried about the former Death Eater.
He’s got bigger dark wizards to chase.
“It’s not a threat when it’s the truth,” Harry tells Draco breezily. In fact, Harry does want Draco, specifically. If there are dark magic remnants down by the forest, Harry needs someone who wouldn’t go running scared.
For a moment, Harry thinks that maybe Draco is denying him and that this will be harder than it seemed. However, the other man just grabs his cloak and Harry does what’s asked of him - he follows. One step behind Draco, though nearly next to him, they walk in near silence. Very few students are out this late - one of the reasons Harry had chosen this time - but the couple that notice him stare. At the scar - or the Auror robes - Harry isn’t sure. They might not even know who he is. It’s better that way, in fact. A world where the war is so far away from the world that these children weren’t even born yet. If he weren’t working, Harry might’ve smiled at the thought.
When he and Draco reach the Entrance Hall, Harry gives the other a glance. “What do you know about the fog?” he asks him. “Is it littered with magic? Dark?
As Draco suffered to accompany Potter through the castle, he emptied his mind. Being marched around in the dead of the night had unsettling reminiscence of ‘98, when Severus would frequently accost him and tug him into classrooms, whispering harshly about his family, Draco’s stupidity, just what do you think you’re up to, master Malfoy? Unlike those nights, which always seemed black as pitch and endless as a nightmare, tonight a heavy moon sat in the velvet sky, plunging the sandstone corridors and sweeping stairs in shafts of waxen light. It created an atmosphere of portent, as if the scene was set.
Potter managed to keep his mouth shut until the Entrance Hall. Evidently, ten minutes of walking quietly was too much work for someone used to having everyone hang on his every word, because he started yapping away as if they were old chums discussing a Transfiguration problem.
Draco dearly wanted to give him a scathing glare. Instead, he permitted himself a disgusted side-long look, holding Potter’s eye long enough to communicate his utter loathing. Potter was really beyond the pale. Draco’s initial fear at being ordered about by an Auror had given way into a cold, mute fury that licked tongues of shivering blue flame along his skin. Despite the chill evening air, Draco felt hot inside his traveling cloak, and the hairs on his arms stood on end.
Ministry orders.
Draco did not reply until they were halfway across the lawn; he didn’t trust himself not to hex Potter until the same scars that criss-crossed his own body marred Potter too. Draco remembered the curse. Severus told him later it was one of his own. Potter wasn’t as nice as everyone thought: Draco took some comfort from that.
“Professor Longbottom believes the cause is Dementors,” Draco snipped. “I’m the Potions Professor. If you wanted any great insights into Dark magic you should have bothered Professor Thomas instead.” Stupid, Draco added savagely.
magicterrence:
Terry soaked in Draco’s explanation, with subtle sounds of agreement here and there. “Very much like real life, it seems. Love, with all it’s strange confounding twists and turns, a game of chance with all its variables and reasons.” He remarked cynically, flicking the lint off his suit. “I never expected an easy answer, but I hoped to avoid asking more questions,” Terry says, walking past the Dungeon doors. “But that was a helpful explanation, definitely gives me more perspective.”
Upon entering wave of nostalgia overcame him. "Same old, same old, eh? You’d think they’d make a few changes in the last twenty years.” Terry glances over the old potions room, a small smile forming on his lips. He explored a little, while Draco fetched the documents from his cabinet. “I used to sit right there,” He points two rows from the front of the class and to the left, “with Anthony Goldstein and Michael Corner.” And now he hardly spoke to any of them anymore. Some things did change. “Right behind Crabbe, I think, his head was always in the way.”
“Not long, but I’d appreciated a summarised crash-course. ” He said, walking around the room, peeking into the bubbling cauldrons, “You see, while the facts are that Amorentia was brewed, consumed, and confessed to under Vertiserum. I have a hypothesis that it was simply a safeguard if they did get caught. One-way I can think of that to be the case is if the subject is already in love with the potioneer, and has already committed to the plan. Consuming Amorentia at that stage could work as a smokescreen, and if the Inquisitor doesn’t know the right questions to ask – basis a testimony given where you perpetuate yourself as the victim – you can get away with it, even under Veritaserum. I don’t understand the technicalities all too well when it comes to Potions, I should have paid more attention to Snape. I just need the evidence to prove my hypothesis right – if it is indeed right.” He returns to where Draco is, waiting for him to turn before asking the question, “What do you think Draco, is it plausible in your expert opinion?”
"Thank you, Draco. I do appreciate your help.” Terry says, genuinely, glancing over the documents. Terry was surprised by his question and took an interest in his tone. Raising a brow he speaks, “This is research.” Although not for an upcoming trial as he had implied previously, but rather research to curry favour with another member of the Wizengamot. “Recent events are being dealt with by the DMLE.” He stated diplomatically. Terry didn’t agree with every measure they took finding most of them to be counteractive or unnecessary.
Boot’s thesis was admirable. He had clearly thought deeply about the probable motives someone might have in brewing Amortentia. Draco prided himself on his ability to think on his feet - and as it often transpired with Boot, he was moved to devote himself to further stimulating the discussion. Draco’s frown deepened and he leaned forward, keeping his hands on the back of the chair for balance. The gentle haze in the dungeons gave Boot a slightly ethereal quality, as if in a gust of wind he would slip away like a shadow.
“Without knowing the details of the case, or indeed the suspects,” Draco started slowly, “it is certainly possible. The first thing any potioneer reconciles themselves with is the variability of the art. As I said before, potions are deceptively imprecise.” He thought for a moment, staring at a crystal paperweight on his desk. The light refracted through it, throwing an emerald shaft across the honeyed oak. “However, based on what you’ve told me, I believe it is probable the Amortentia was used, as you put it, as a ‘smokescreen’. I would also imagine the reason it proved difficult to question the subject was because of the memory loss side effects of Amortentia. That has as much to do with the subject as with the concoction. A double quantity of laurel in Amortentia effectively compounds the level of forgetfulness.” Draco gave Boot a sympathetic smile. “Either you have a very clever potioneer, or someone who doesn’t know how to measure their ingredients properly."
Boot’s stiffness did not pass unnoticed. But just as Draco didn’t pry on the subject of love, he decided not to pry into Boot’s business affairs. He should know better: everyone in the Ministry was up to their eyeballs in something. Even wretches like Potter had favors paid, favors owing. That was politics. Draco was Lucius’ son; he was raised understanding that nothing was done out of the goodness of someone’s heart.
Draco let go of the chair to gesture, open-handed. “My apologies.” He smiled and added gently, “I’m just a professor.” Changing tack, Draco pretended to tidy some sheets of parchment on his desk. Something trembled on his tongue. It pressed against his teeth.
With studied indifference, Draco remarked: “You know, your ‘research’ reminds me of my aunt Bellatrix. We all knew she did horrid things. She bragged about it enough. Her love for the Dark Lord blinded her to everything.” He stopped tidying and rested one hand on the desk. His signet ring glinted in the light. “Her fanaticism was a form of Amortentia. Her belief in His will robbed her of any independent thought until she was little more than a pawn. Even when she went to Azkaban the first time, they couldn’t get anything out of her. No explanations, not even a boast. She just laughed.” Draco looked up to meet Boot’s gaze. After a beat, he shrugged.
“Maybe your Amortentia is a placebo. Your potioneer knew the subject loved them, in some way, and so they were compelled to commit a crime. Amortentia simply cleared their mind, permitted their consciousness to escape judgement. A way out, if you will, and a reason to fully inhabit their emotions. Enough that they would do anything for the person they thought they loved.”
rcnaldbiliusw:
Ron felt compelled to leave the circle of light Draco cast upon them - he didn’t need his help to see, thank you very much - but he stayed where he was, twirling his wand through his fingers to keep from snapping it in half. If he stalked off into the night, his childhood (and adulthood, it would seem) enemy might consider it a surrender, and Ron would die before he surrendered to the likes of Draco Malfoy.
He scoffed. “That’s rich coming from someone who hurried outside to talk about my feet.” His voice was a snarl, face screwed up in an expression of extreme distaste. Just how this ferret produced someone Rose even looked twice at was well beyond him, but the thought of his daughter brought him ever so slightly back to the task at hand.
“Was that it, then? D’you plan on doing any actual patrolling?”
Draco tilted his chin. It wasn’t to look down his nose at Weasley - that was merely a convenient side-effect.
“If I recall,” Draco started, sounding altogether too snotty and not as sarcastically sweet as he hoped, “you were in the hurry to talk about feet. Got a special interest in toes, do you, Weasley? Or do you use them to count because you can’t do grown-up sums in your head?”
Take that, Weasley.
The pool of sallow light made the night press heavily against them. As the fog stirred around their knees, Draco kept his ears pricked for any unusual sound. Aside from the distant noise from dinner, which echoed strangely across the grounds, there was nothing beyond the occasional beat of wings, likely from bats or owls. It felt like they were trapped in a foggy balaclava.
Draco sniffed and jerked his wand. The ball of light sucked upwards, like a muggle lightbulb, then popped from the end of his wand to hover above their heads, a gloomy yellow sentinel. Draco reached up to tighten his tie, then closed the distance between them, passing Weasley close enough to check his shoulder as he did so. Draco looked back with raised eyebrows.
“I thought I’d let you warm up first,” Draco replied. “Merlin knows how lacking Auror training is these days. Oh, wait. You’re not an Auror anymore, are you?” Stifling a smirk, Draco looked away and continued walking without waiting for Weasley. “DMLE’s loss, Hogwart’s gain, is that it?”
greengrassgrowths:
Astoria sipped at her lavender gillywater and wondered if the bubbles were helping to calm the pixies prancing around in her stomach, or just making it worse. She wasn’t nauseated – just unsettled. It was fine; she was fine. The castle’s environs were simply unsettling, that was all, and so she was unsettled. Imminently logical.
The cavorting crowd of alternately gawping and oblivious strangers didn’t help.
So she sipped at her fortifying glass of gillywater and smiled whenever she caught someone looking her way and kept her pace through the clutter and cacophony brisk enough that it would look like she was heading somewhere with a purpose, and not just idly moving to avoid being cornered again. She didn’t actually have a destination in mind – until a shock of thinning white-blonde hair caught her eye, and she veered in the direction of her husband, stepping up beside him where he stood examining the dancers.
“A wonderful time,” Astoria lied baldly, but her polite smile tugged sideways into the beginning of a genuine smirk at her husband’s words. “And I’ll ask you to take that back; there’s nothing torturous about my mundanity…which may be why I’m not one of the people out there, flailing around in said desperate social ritual.” She snickered.
“Although if you do go dance,” she continued cheekily, “I think my enjoyment of the evening will multiply tenfold. Maybe twenty, if you find a partner with which to gyrate.” Astoria grinned at the mental image and suggested, “Or perhaps you should give an impromptu serenade. I expect you can concoct some excellent alternate words to that silly scar song.”
The presence of Astoria mollified Draco somewhat. He tried not to drink around her - not because she had a problem with it, but because he had some half-baked notion that she might disapprove, which was, logically, ridiculous. Astoria was perhaps the only person in his life who accepted him more or less in his entirety. He really ought to stop acting as if she were made of china.
Draco hadn’t realised he’d burbled the last bit aloud until he stopped talking, and in a supreme effort to act more sober than he could ever be, Draco downed his drink, put it meaningfully on a passing tray, and turned to face his wife.
Competing thoughts clamored for attention. A house-elf appeared beside them and wordlessly handed up another glass. Draco took it blindly and had a long slug of absinthe. Merlin, he thought fuzzily, this is bloody strong stuff.
“Let’s pretend I didn’t just say you were a china,” Draco said seriously. He had to frown to bring Astoria’s face in focus: at the moment two of her heads were superimposed over that frighteningly large photograph of Lockhart, who beamed down at them and waved in a manner that reminded Draco he a few knuts short of a galleon. “And second, I don’t dance. I can’t dance. Darling, you remember our wedding.” Draco did, all too vividly. “Although, if I did dance (which I do not), I’d give this lot a run for their money. A jig for their money? They’d be moving for their money, at any rate.” He must have spoken too loudly about money - a passing face frowned at them.
Stifling a laugh, Draco moved back to stand beside Astoria, pressing their shoulders together. “Oh dear,” he remarked happily. “I sense a scandal. A scardel. Merlin’s balls, I hate that song.” Draco thought for a moment. “I can’t remember how it goes. If I know you, darling, you’ll already have thought of an alternate verse. Care to share?”
Not to brag, but Vogue says I’m already on trend for summer 2020
greengrassgrowths·:
Astoria did quite like Hogwarts, actually – the castle, the atmosphere, even some of the memories. Walking through the old stone hallways with their ever-present undercurrent of children’s voices, of their presence, was so different from the stately yet half-empty manor in which she now made her home; it made for a pleasant change, at any rate. She could see why Draco found being here so appealing, even with all the ghosts the place had to hold for him – the metaphorical ghosts, that was; the actual castle ghosts (aside from Peeves the horrid poltergeist of course) were nothing at which to balk.
Thoughts of Lucius and Narcissa, on the other hand, were quite often worth balking over – but not these thoughts, and not today; instead Astoria giggled. “Oh please – he’s fourteen. If there’s ever a time for even the strictest of parents to be indulgent of their children’s fancies, it’s during their Hogwarts years.” She flashed Draco a sly grin as they mounted the stairs. “Merlin knows mine would have been elated to hear about a flirtation with any witches when I was young; at least they’d have known then that I was interested in something aside from books and plants!”
Astoria rather thought her husband was too hard on himself when it came to his proclivities; he had done his duty to the family line, and Scorpius was an absolutely wonderful heir. What more did he expect of himself, really? What more could he think his parents expected? Oh, they would have preferred a higher class of wife, to be sure – would have preferred one who held more traditional views, one who had come into their lives from a family of comparable wealth and standing (at least, comparable to their old standing). But minor quibbles with her “quality” aside, Draco had done everything a person could ask of a wizard. She only wished sometimes that he could see that, but for as much as his name had been (and still, on occasion, was) dragged through the muck, Astoria doubted there was anyone in the whole Wizen World who was harder on Draco Malfoy than Draco Malfoy.
She sighed softly, but shook the melancholy off; there was nothing to be done about it after all, and as unsatisfying as Draco’s romantic prospects might be, Scorpius’s latest foray into the awkward world of adolescent affections sounded anything but. “So,” she said, stepping aside to let Draco lead the way into his rooms, “he’s mesmerized but not hung-up. Does that mean he finds her physically attractive, but too crass and boisterous for it to be more than that? Or is it just the Quidditch that’s going to end up driving him off?” Astoria laughed but she couldn’t help feeling a little wistful; she would have loved to watch her son soar through the air on the finest racing brooms, living out the Quidditch dreams she’d never gotten to have vicariously through him – but what mattered most was that he was happy. Besides, she could hardly find fault with the boy for liking to read, could she?
“Oh Merlin, imagine if it didn’t – can you just picture that in-law gathering?” It was difficult to shudder with horror and cackle with laughter at the same time, but Astoria managed it. “Do you think your mother would hex them all before or after your father gets into another bout of fisticuffs with Arcturus Weasley? And that’s not even mentioning the one with the ear and the horrible joke shop and what he’d do…”
Yes, Astoria had learned to tolerate – and even, mostly, to like – the parents of Scorpius’s closest friends. But that didn’t mean she had to have any affection or tolerance for the rest of that far too large, far too pandemonic family.
“And that is why,” Draco remarked, following his wife up the stairs, “we are married. Books and plants are far better than witches and wizards.” If Astoria’s little gifts of plants were anything to go by, their love might well be represented entirely by a greenhouse.
Once they reached the top of the tower, Draco moved gently past Astoria to unlock his rooms. Though Draco loved many areas of the castle, his rooms were a safe haven, a hallowed place untouched and unseen by anyone other than himself, Astoria, Scorpius, and the few house-elves that tended to the space. It was a sweeping set of rooms, four in total, opening into a spacious sitting room that blended, by way of a tall archway, into an office ringed by windows, where Draco often sat and wrote home. His bedroom was accessed by a discreet door off the sitting room, and a private bathroom off that.
As Draco closed the door behind them, he swiftly retrieved his wand and cast a charm. The fire in the grate sprang merrily to life; a brass teapot leaped into the air as tea leaves burst from a neat silver canister; and when he waved his wand once more, water poured from the tip and sailed into the waiting pot. Once it was settled on the iron holder above the fire, Draco turned dramatically to his wife and held out his hands, as if awaiting applause.
“Tea for my wife,” Draco announced warmly, and because he was still thinking about it, he touched her gently on the arm and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
Draco started taking off his cloak and rolled up the sleeves of his dress shirt. In here, when it was just them, there was no need to stand on ceremony.
“It’s possible,” Draco belatedly replied, busying himself by moving stacks of books and clearing a place for Astoria on the leather sofa. “She’s got an awful lot of hair. Some of the boys are obsessed with it. They aim paper planes across the room. If a plane hits, they cheer.” Draco met Astoria’s gaze and rolled his eyes. “As you can see, my working life is riveting. And I can’t imagine mother standing to be in the same room as a Weasley. They’d crowd her out anyway, wouldn’t they? How many of them at last count: seventeen?” Smirking to himself, Draco shifted a final stack of books and went over to the teapot.
“I believe his name is Arthur,” Draco said absently, lifting the lid and checking the tea. The teapot said, Oi, not done!, and Draco replaced the lid and murmured an apology. “I only know because Ron Weasley used to boast about him all the time.” Lucius used to mention Weasley senior a lot too, but Draco delicately decided to omit that little feature. Straightening up, Draco turned to his wife and smiled. “Now, please tell me something interesting that’s happened to you today. No more Weasley talk, or I may go mad.”
boyknight·:
Neville had another go at the eyebrow thing, though his expression was likely closer to that of constipation than the amused skepticism he was attempting.
“Sure,” he droned, the tone he typically talked to his first years with inflecting the word. “You’re welcome to pay them a visit anytime, of course⏤not that you’re jealous.” It was entertaining and confusing (all or nothing) speaking to Draco most of the time, difficult to decipher on any normal occasion, but especially so with liquor heating his senses into such a heightened state, a rush that either felt like he had handed him a key (to what he didn’t know) or jumped wholly out of bounds; perhaps a heady concoction of both. “Anyway, they’re the preening sort, you’d fit right in.”
His eyes can’t help but be drawn to the shocking paleness of Draco’s throat. One might even liken it to that of a vampire, but in Neville’s eye it was a blooming Easter Lily, and had he less wits about him, his fingers may have dared to caress it in the same gentle motion that befell his most treasured plants. Fortunately, Draco was blessed with the envious ability to run his mouth and inspire heart attacks before others could have a chance to humiliate themselves.
A blush stains Neville’s cheeks scarlet, the pigment so bright he felt a rush, and the excuse of blaming it on his own drink is too little too late as he promptly drains it at Draco’s boldness, not a moment before, which is surely lucky considering he’d have probably choked. “Well, you’ve either got quite the memory or ate a raunchy thesaurus, in which case I’ll have what you’re having.” Who knew intoxicating embarrassment would have him warmer than the alcohol. “The only thing I’m considering, Professor, is the way you’re enjoying saying Headmaster too much.”
A frisson of something hits him as soundly as the blush, and he breathes out a laugh to discharge some of the tension locking his muscles, leaning in further into the growing point of contact with the motion. “Haven’t you heard what they say about lucky thirteen?”
Draco scowled before he realised what he was doing. He had absolutely no desire to see these orchids! (He did, he really did). The remark about preening made him abruptly change tack, and he immediately rolled his eyes and took a long slug of absinthe.
“How original,” Draco drawled. “Commenting on a Malfoy’s good looks. It is truly hereditary that I care about my appearance. Unlike some.” He reached out to rub the fabric of Longbottom’s lapel in between his thumb and forefinger. Distantly he thought, What the hell am I doing, at the same time as he said, “Horrid. They do pay you in money, as Headmaster, don’t they? Not fertiliser?”
The fierceness of Longbottom’s blush made Draco smirk. Letting go of Longbottom’s lapel and putting his hand in his pocket, Draco had another drink and cocked an eyebrow.
“Both,” Draco confirmed, referring to his memory and vocabulary. “The former is a thing to behold. The latter is an experience few are privy to.” Was he really making jokes about dirty talk to someone who was, basically, his boss? That distant voice stirred in the back of his mind, but Draco found that at this present moment, with Longbottom being Longbottom, and the absinthe winding its emerald way through his system, Draco wasn’t particularly concerned with whether or not this was an especially good idea. He was familiar with bad ideas; unexpectedly, this did not feel like one.
“Decorum must be maintained,” Draco replied loftily. “I’m hardly going to call you by your first name. Whatever it is.” As Longbottom closed the distance between them by a fraction, Draco was suffused with a whisper of what might have been Longbottom’s cologne, but what he also thought might simply be the warmth of his skin, sandalwood and something bitter, like black tea. “Thirteen is unlucky,” Draco corrected, swaying a little and finishing his drink in one languid motion. “But a numerologist might disagree with me.” He laughed at his own joke. “Why, what’s so great about number thirteen?”
magicterrence·:
He had chosen his words carefully, but some words carried more weight than others. The shift in Draco’s demeanour was slight, almost invisible, but inescapable from Terry’s sight. He half expected him to renounce his offer, but his with his tactic hoped to pique the potions professor’s interest. “Unusual, indeed.” Terry echoed, his gaze lingering. At the mention of the Dark Lord, Terrence tensed ever so slightly. He wasn’t so easily spooked, but that name paired with his current surroundings brought back some unpleasant memories that Terrence didn’t care to recount. As for Love, it was an experience from which Terrence felt exiled from for so long. He only remembered the unpleasantness that came with it. “Right, love.” He gave Draco a thin-lipped smile, in disbelief. That’s all it took to defeat the darkest wizard of our time. Not sacrifice, not bravery, nor selflessness, nor wit, but good old love.
“Very well, on we go…” Terrence says, starting towards the Dungeons, walking at pace with Draco. He continues their discussion, “It was my understanding that Amortentia was less of a love potion, and more of a potion that instilled an obsession with the potioneer. So, if that consensus is correct, you’re saying that the subject can indeed naturally fall in love under its influence? How curious.” Even though the case had been ruled in the favour of the subject, and their pleas and circumstance had bought enough sympathies, Terrence didn’t buy into it. To him, it seemed like a fail-safe. “The consumption of Amortentia was confessed under Veritaserum by the subject. The potioneer was unfortunately already dead by the time of the trial…” In the interest of his own theory, he asks “Tell me, how does Amortentia affect people who are already in love.”
Boot’s reaction to the word love surprised Draco. He hadn’t heard anything on the Hogwarts grapevine about Boot’s romantic affairs (Draco tended to collect fragments of information about his old classmates; a habit of a lifetime, but honed in those years in the Dark Lord’s service, where every scrap could count for something). If Draco was a different sort of person, he might remark on Boot’s flash of irritation... but he knew what it was like to have people pry, and so he merely shot him a look of mild interest.
They started towards the Dungeons, Draco’s hands still in his pockets. “It is obsession,” Draco agreed. “But that is not how the subject would perceive it. For them it is a true experience, genuine emotion. Academic debates varies as to whether Amortentia has the capability to induce organic love.” Draco thought briefly about the best way to explain it. “To elucidate my previous point,” he continued, turning to look at Boot as they walked, “the imbiber of a potion is a vessel. Human vessels are riddled with variables. For the most part, potions have been honed over thousands of years to do what they’re supposed to. Amortentia is derived from the same class as Felix Felicis. In other words, it relies on a certain amount of chance. If a subject was attracted to the potioneer and took Amortentia, that would have a subtle but unalterable effect on the result than, say, if the subject detested them. Moreover, depending on what the subject experiences while under the influence of Amortentia, their perspective on the potioneer is entirely subjective. I would hazard a guess that humiliation or shame plays a not insignificant part in how a subject subsequently recalls the relationship.” Draco smiled humorlessly. “Much like real life, no?”
The door to the Dungeons was tucked behind a large sandstone pillar. It opened wordlessly upon their arrival, and Draco gestured for Boot to enter before him. The room itself was smaller than Draco remembered from school - then again, Severus seemed to loom large no matter the space. A series of experiments bubbled surreptitiously here and there, infusing the air with a damp, spiced smell of laurel leaves and cardamon. As the door closed gently behind them, Draco went to the cabinet behind his desk and started searching for the journals.
“Who are already in love?” Draco picked up a sheaf of parchment and leafed through it for a moment, glancing over his shoulder at Boot. “How long have you got? The studies on love potions run into the thousands. Potioneers have been experimenting with them for centuries.” Frowning, he returned the journal and picked up another at random, which was the one he was searching for. Draco closed the cabinet door and turned back to Boot, handing out the stack of parchment as he did so. “These should suffice. I’ve no doubt you have consultants at the Ministry, but if there’s anything I can clarify...”
Draco rested his hands on the back of his chair and watched Boot for a moment. “Is this really research for a trial?” he asked abruptly. “Or does it have something to do with recent events?”
hannahgrace-abbott:
Hannah’s heart sank as Draco’s tone turned cold, and she was able to catch on quickly to the fact that he was not willing to help her. For a split second, she felt a surge of anger, but it was quickly replaced with the understanding that was so characteristic of sweet-natured Hannah Abbott. Draco Malfoy already suffered enough when it came to his involvement with the Dark Arts. It made sense that he would be hesitant to do anything to incriminate himself, even if that meant not helping to save her patient.
All too quickly, however, the understanding that Hannah was quick to offer to others (even Draco Malfoy) evaporated at his next words. Her little routine? What the hell was that supposed to mean? Hannah was well known to be a Healer who worked with cursed artefacts, and in fact, her next stop after Borgin was the DMLE, where she would touch base with Harry and his boss.
Hannah’s temper wasn’t often kindled, but it flared up now, and she glared at Malfoy as he gave her a cold smile. “The Ministry is well aware of my involvement with Dark artefacts. I wonder how interested they would be to know of your knowledge of this necklace, however,” she retorted, but as Draco was walking away, there was no telling whether her retort fell on deaf ears or if he was just resolutely ignoring her.
Practically seething, Hannah made sure the necklace was tucked tightly in her coat and continued on her way, determined to find out whatever she could about this necklace in order to save her patient. Despite the thinly veiled threat she had just thrown Malfoy’s way, however, Hannah knew that she wouldn’t be repeating any of this conversation to anyone, at least not yet.
FIN.
boyknight:
Raising an eyebrow drunk is more of a challenge than it had any right to be. “Sounds like you’re jealous of my Ozark Orchids, Malfoy.” A laugh, however, he could manage quite heartily.
The buoyancy of the night was something he didn’t realize he was desperate for, unlocking a release that could only betide in the right company these days. Alas, said company usually was comprised of his (rather impressive, ta everso) assembly of plants and the dozen owls or so that filter through his office every day (bringing and returning in an eternal cycle), so to instead find himself surrounded by his greatest friends (among others) was an outlier in his schedule, one he cherished even as it came hand in hand with the sight of an unfortunate round of Twister right before his eyes, in all its drunken glory. With his fifth drink slowly warming his insides and the sixth primed in his hand, he was not far off from joining the rowdy game himself, even with the annoying threat of proving Draco right. Less miraculous things have happened, especially with one drink too many in him.
Finally, he looked; or looked back, as it were. The face of a boy he despised stretched into that of a man he respected. The strange comfort he finds in Draco’s presence is more amusing than anything (Neville found most things funny, because there was a time that if he didn’t laugh, he’d cry); a joke from the universe that’s searching for its punchline.
“Do you often think of me bent over?” A smirk began to play at his lips, sharpening from his gentle grin. His flushed sensibilities pushed him to engage in this tête-à-tête with more enthusiasm than he typically allowed to surface in such encounters, more often choosing silence as a response. Letting Draco tire himself out with all his elementary quips as he simply looked on, fighting a smile all the while, was amusing enough. (It was something of a private dance, one that he refused to participate in, but was greedy to be asked.) Tonight, something was set loose in his chest, and Neville sought out the magnetism of him, allowing himself to be pulled, if only just an inch. “Maybe you could go show me how it’s done.”
Draco was not jealous of his Ozark Orchids. “I’m not jealous of your Ozark Orchids,” Draco replied tartly. They were exquisite flowers: tricky to cultivate, obstinate bloomers, rare in cold climates. Draco had asked Astoria about them, once, and she laughed at him. So, the fact Longbottom had not only one but a dozen (according to what he said to the new Herbology tutor over tea; really, who would have picked Longbottom to be such a show off?) didn’t make Draco jealous. It was infuriating.
A floating tray laden with self-filling drinks floated by. Avoiding the elbow of a laughing witch and the head of house-elf that slipped through the crowd, Draco put his empty glass down and, in the same motion, liberated another absinthe. He savoured a sip; Macdougal knew her drinks, he’d give her that much.
When Longbottom locked eyes with him, Draco paused, his drink halfway to his mouth. And when Longbottom smirked and said something about being bent over, Draco’s first response was to spray absinthe all over the portrait of a very cross looking Tudor wizard over Longbottom’s left shoulder.
He didn’t, fortunately. Because he was a Malfoy, and that still meant something.
In lieu of a reply, Draco continued lifting his glass. He was tempted to drain it. The absinthe made the ballroom shimmer at the edges; the candlelight cast Longbottom in a mellow glow, one that accentuated his pureblood bearing (a comparison that Draco, being a pureblood, recognised immediately, even if Longbottom no doubt would rather slice his thumbs off than admit his bloodline). There was no doubt that Longbottom was... Merlin, what was he even thinking?
“Hold your hippogriffs, Headmaster.” Draco’s voice sounded a good deal more playful than he intended. “I’ve no desire to be number thirteen in another salacious article on your conquests. Remind me what that dreadful witch said about you...” Pretending to think, Draco shifted into Longbottom’s personal space, his right shoulder just brushing Longbottom’s left. Draco sipped his drink and studied Longbottom, his slate grey eyes steady. “I seem to recall something about virility. Stamina, surely. But above all, a sense of spontaneity and flexibility.”
Draco raised his eyebrows in mock curiosity. “Would you consider yourself a flexible man, Headmaster?”
harryjpottcr·:
Draco looks him over, probably to judge him on the dirt and Harry just waits a bit impatiently. He’s here for a reason and it’s not just to stand around and let Draco Malfoy stare at him. Finally, Malfoy looks back out and, instead of just bloody agreeing, he has to be difficult. Unsurprising.
Harry rolls his eyes, shaking his head at Draco. “It’s not because of your office,” he says honestly, looking at his old classmate directly. “I need someone I know.” He doesn’t say he needs someone he trusts because, well, since when has he ever trusted a Malfoy? But he does know that Draco will tell him the truth about the fog. They both have children here that might be affected by whatever is happening at Hogwarts.
Draco cleans up him with a spell, which does feel better, despite the fact that he’s fairly certain it had nothing to do with Harry and much more to do with his carpeting. Harry groans a bit in frustration at the denial - this is getting old. “You think I care what you have to do right now? It’s evening - you’re not teaching a class.” He takes a step forward. “On Ministry orders, I’m telling you to take me to the forest.” He wishes he was just permitted to wander around on his own, but the agreement between the school and the Ministry had been an escort required. “I only asked before because it was polite. Do you really want it getting out that you, of all people, denied helping a Ministry investigation?”
Potter needed him. What tosh. There were plenty of his old Hogwarts lackeys hanging around - it seemed that despite the events after the war, remarkably few of their year managed to get out of the country (except Pansy, but Draco didn’t like reminding himself that she wasn’t around anymore). To illustrate how little he thought of this notion, Draco sniffed disparagingly and pretended to investigate his cuticles.
It was Potter’s next words that made him freeze.
Ministry orders.
Draco was used to that sentence. When those laughable Ministry trials rolled out after the war, thugs like Potter and his ilk enjoyed dropping by the Manor unannounced. On Ministry orders, they’d say, chewing Droobles like cows, we’ve to search the premises. Time and again, the same image: Draco and Narcissa, standing stiffly in the entrance hall, angled toward each other; Lucius, nearly comatose in anger, staring in mute fury at the enormous painting of his own father, Abraxas, who peered down his long nose at the half-bloods and muggleborns traipsing across the authentic Persian rug, lugging heirlooms and artefacts, dropping the silver on the flagstones, tripping on the stairs. It was on Ministry orders that had Draco rounded up ever few years and brought into the black tiled interrogation rooms of the Department of Mysteries or even the Auror Office, sitting straight-backed as various Ministry dregs tried to pry non-existent “information” out of him. The first few times he fed the funny stories about Pansy in France; as the years wore on, he allowed silence to descend gravely upon him like a shroud.
Ministry orders. Draco should have that tattooed somewhere. Maybe on his arse.
“How typical of an Auror to resort to threats,” Draco remarked, the words so crisp and icy they snapped on his tongue. “It is indeed reassuring that the DMLE has not changed under your management. How revolutionary of you.”
He turned on his heel and went behind his desk, gathering his traveling cloak and sweeping it around his shoulders in a single motion. Draco’s hands did not tremble on the fastenings. He only felt the cold, dull anger pound in his jugular, his chest. The world was distant. He felt himself slip behind that opaque wall that had protected him in those tender, frightening months of 1998. Staring blankly at walls as Nagini slithered heavily across the floor. The Dark Lord’s patronising laugh. Ministry orders.
Draco pulled out his wand and extinguished the candles, plunging the office into semi-darkness. Twilight pressed against the windows: a sliver of moon was glimpsed behind slow-moving clouds. And below that, curling out of the Forest like tentacles from the deep, the endless fog.
He did not look at Potter. “Follow me.”
magicterrence·:
There are always in places and meetings such as this where older thoughts will recur in our minds: thoughts of the past, of youth, of changes, and absent faces we miss in this space. But, Terrence would have never thought, that twenty-two years later, he’d have an amicable relationship with none other than Draco Malfoy. His dislike for the Ministry was audible in his tone, Terry gave him a thin-lipped smile. “It’s funny to see them all curious and bright-eyed. Eager to learn, and Merlin, the questions they ask. To think we were once the same.” He compares. No matter what side you fought on, Hogwarts stimulated and fostered all. “Although, I imagine you must be used to that look by now, Professor.”
Delighted by Draco’s response, Terry explains, “I’ve been reviewing old verdicts, in research for passing one on a new case, and I came across a claim. I can’t go into many details, but the defendant claimed that they consumed Amorentia unknowingly, causing them to be compelled by their ‘lover’ to carry out a few crimes.” Lowering his voice, he continues, “They claimed the effect similar to the Imperius Curse. I was wondering if there was any truth to that claim, if a love potion of that strength can be conjured.” The Wizengamot deliberated many unique, strange, and confusing cases - and even though Terrence was an expert of the law, a few technicalities escaped him from time to time which required experts of another nature.
Draco made a non-committal sound. He liked to think he was famed for his neutrality on the subject of politics: enough journalists over the years had tried to corner him into inflammatory statements (which they never got, even when they jumped out of bushes, dive-bombed him on brooms, and once, in a memorable occasion, cast a Glamour charm to try and seduce him). Even Boot, who was most trustworthy than most, as far as that went, wouldn’t get much more out of him. Draco favoured his privacy - and safety - far more than to get stuck into the topic of the Ministry.
The Imperius Curse. Those words hovered in the air; Draco stiffened imperceptibly. Despite his immediate reaction (a polite refusal, perhaps an empty promise to follow up with Boot at a later date), Draco could not deny his dominant feeling was one of curiosity. Amortentia, used as a smokescreen for crime?
Draco shifted his weight and tilted his head slightly in thought, looking at Boot with narrow grey eyes. “Intriguing,” he admitted. “How unusual.” A few ideas bubbled to the surface - was the potion laced with a Compelling Essence? - but Draco suspected that, as Occum’s Razor dictated, the simplest answer was often the most accurate.
“Love is a powerful motivator,” Draco replied abruptly, shifting his weight again and resuming toying with the signet ring in his pocket. “It matters very little that other witches and wizards would prefer a more complex answer. Love, after all, helped conquer the Dark Lord.” Merlin, he was feeling open today. “Even if Amortentia is brewed and dispensed to a subject, if that subject has some... latent attraction to the potion-maker, then it is possible the potion can be strengthened organically. Naturally, the strength of the witch or wizard who brewed the potion is a factor. But the contemporary academic view is that the subject is often the tipping point between a mediocre potion and a strong one.”
He paused. “I believe I have some papers, if you’d like to take them with you. They’re in the Dungeons.”