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Hello

#ive risen from the dead for no apparent reason #whatsup lads

selfgoals

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

alwaysbewoke

bitch ass nazis

#wow damn #Well my grandpa is probably rolling in his grave rn #can't believe it's something you can witness as if humanity never learn from history #HUMMMM

@a-forger-and-a-point-man I met a cat and I thought you'd like the pictures. His name is Anatole and he has the sharpest claws I've ever been scratched with and likes pens.

#cat #anatole #a-forger-and-a-point-man #my stuffs

Me getting feelings for a guy living in the UK who will move to the US when I move to the uk :

#abort abort #how do I cancel feelings #Arthur rambles

I started packing my stuffs because my lease is coming to an end and requested Daniel's help. But now ten hours later, we are just laying on the floor drinking jaegermeister out of espresso cups while listening to satanic metal and we haven't pack squat expect my books. Who would have thought there was so much to pack in a less than 20 square meters room uh

#other highlights include #Dan trying to do a split and hitting his crotch on my vacuum #trying to teach him a dance #sorting through 2 years worth of notes only to realise we could have just dumped em cause I scanned them #Arthur rambles #adventures in moving

kinghardy

D U N K I R K

#i'm screaming #dunkirk

malfunctioningtotem

Bloody amazing. I checked the connections to go from lille to my city on my way back from London. But i didn’t take into account the fact that the schedule was going to change for the summer so now I do not have to train to go back and will be stranded in lille for the night as my only friend there is away. Where is my dumbest person alive trophy?

malfunctioningtotem

@consultingreaders @guiltypuknowme @a-forger-and-a-point-man thanks for your concern! I fixed the issue by crying on a the train chef's shoulder and got an earlier train so I could catch my connection yay

#Arthur isn't that much of a disaster rn #replies

Bloody amazing. I checked the connections to go from lille to my city on my way back from London. But i didn't take into account the fact that the schedule was going to change for the summer so now I do not have to train to go back and will be stranded in lille for the night as my only friend there is away. Where is my dumbest person alive trophy?

#Arthur shouldn't go on trips alone #Arthur in England #Arthur rambles #But mainly Arthur is desperate

Today on here's why Arthur is a disaster: Almost passed out in a tattoo shop for the smallest tattoo ever. More at 8!

#literally the smallest tattoo I've ever gotten #thank God for ribena #now my sugar levels are up the roof tho #I'm so hyped yowza #Arthur rambles

inceptionpositivity

@malfunctioningtotem + @iamanonniemouse - I love the friendship between malfunctioningtotem & iamanonniemouse. They are #goals.

malfunctioningtotem

This is so nice omg thank you ❤

#a friendship based on typos and lack of commas tbh #mousie #it made me so happy #i'm screaming

ronweasley

Simone Veil, the woman who fought for and managed to legalize abortion in France, died this morning shortly before her 90th birthday. She was Jewish and an Auschwitz survivor (she lost her parents and brother there), as well as definitely pro-European Union. She was a wonderful woman who went through so much and gave French women so much more. She had so many insults hurled at her when she was fighting for abortion but she never backed down. She was an inspiration to me and my first step into feminism. I will miss her forever.

#une grande dame nous a quittés #simone veil

hardyness

Inception + Edith Piaf

Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien!

#inception

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

cutedemonbabe

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat