Haunted house @malicedoll2001 - Tumblr Blog

when the first bite of dry Apple Cinnamon Cheerios hit

my boss did a 36h fast and when i asked him why he sent me a video explaining it. and it's an AI generated fake disney animation video with like 100 views on youtube of animated human body parts explainig what theyre doing during a 36h fast

ian misread one of my texts cus he ignored a word. and i was like thats an acronym you cant just ignore that. and he said i do so many typos that hes used to ignoring cus half of my words are "charlotteslop" 😭😂

mrscomputer

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

ashenmind

theonion

Claiming he could eat the stuff every day and still not get tired of it, local yak Henry Cunningham expressed his sincere hope Tuesday that they never stop making grass. “Man, after a long day on the plateau, nothing hits the spot like a big mouthful of grass,” said Cunningham, adding that just thinking about grass’s unbeatable taste and satisfying texture was making his mouth water.

Full Story

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes