trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
NASA
shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Claire Keane
Peter Solarz
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@malicious-spellcaster-420
Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.
Enjoy, my mages.
I have made an alternate version of this last image, the truth is I couldn't initially decide which words to put. both is good.
My apologies for disappearing from the platform for so long, the Wizard Council disapproved of my funny pranks and locked me in a fucking labyrinth again. Luckily, I kept my wits about me and managed my escape! Your silly rat mazes cannot contain me!
FINALLY! I got my hands on the Evil Crystal of Impulse! NYEH HEH HEH HEH THE POWER OF-- oh god dammit I swallowed it.
if only wizard ronald reagan hadn’t started the wizard war on drugs
Showing up to the wizard council meeting in this ✨
I see you got the memo about the uniform change for the council members. They said I'm allowed to keep my big floppy ass hat at least!
What could a wizard possibly know about 420?
you, a skeleton with no lungs, come into MY TOWER and ask what the old men with robes and beards and fireballs could possibly know of 420?? BEGONE FROM MY REALM, FOOL.
_raids your wizard fridge, through a mouth of roast beef_ what?
once I figure out this spell that turns bones to silly string you'll be fucking sorry
What could a wizard possibly know about 420?
you, a skeleton with no lungs, come into MY TOWER and ask what the old men with robes and beards and fireballs could possibly know of 420?? BEGONE FROM MY REALM, FOOL.
returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !
basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE
us wizards have tried to conquer dark realms and magical worlds but now we have moved onto the most daunting challenge yet: taking over tumblr.com
very much in love with the entire wizardposting community
the biggest challenge is instead of anon hate sometimes you get a fireball sent straight through your tower window but other than that's it's been really fun
casting a spell of regeneration at you to grow back your foreskin
being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?
he's right. I haven't had a gender since I started on the wizard council, they actually make you resign that in favor of your wizard title.
oouufghhghhh WIZARD SPELL! *microwaves a hot dog*
gay sex is a ritual spell btw
you've made me want to ascend to the highest plane of exsistance:
WIZARD
Great thanks to thee, wrote this omw to a dragon's keep to get his eyeballs (you dont need to know why)
Simply pleased to be of service to thee! Bring me back an eyeball, will you? (YOU don't need to know why)
What the wizard council doesnt know cant hurt them
*casts enlarge Nebraska*
i aint no snitch but why would you do THAT
Happy jewish wizard wednesday
its thanksgiving here in "America" and you know what that means! im gonna cast a silly spell on the roast turkey nd make it dance around sexy style
