Malicious PowderPuff

Wtf am I doing

[champgn]

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[maliciouspowderpuff]

John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.

John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[parttimesarah]

I’m loving these protest pups!

[contraception-deactivated202011]

when ur best friend is sad

[momochiie]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[stability]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[luvbey]

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

[ostracizedpoodle]

I will never wake up before noon for a man

[gifsboom]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

[aviculor]

a burglar

[knightoftaurus]

a birbler

[bob-belcher]

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[easymode-deactivated20160730]

can someone explain this

[sonic06apologist]

only butchers understand…

[gorgonsach]

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post