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written by kris!

[malignmind-blog]

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.” (with Lizzie// she'd be all like: Oh wait, YOU ARE lol)

(  what the fuck rp starters  :  accepting!  )

Is  it  really  that  obvious? That’s what he wanted to ask her but stayed quiet instead. He was somewhat flattered, frankly. ❛ Is this how you thank people? ❜

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“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.” - tribridprincess

(  what the fuck rp starters ///  @tribridprincess :  accepting!  )

     Hope Mikaelson, the source of the irritating voice he heard after magically being thrown away from the woman he was feeding off of. ❛ Hope Mikaelson, right? ❜ He began, with a light smile on his lips. ❛ Opps, sorry. It’s Marshall now. Because we don’t want your friends to know that you’re the freaky tribrid. ❜ Of course, he knew who she is. He was just keeping that knowledge to himself as leverage.      ❛ Now, I don’t like it when people interrupts my business but you didn’t know that. So, I’m going to let this one go… ❜ His eyes moved from her to the unconscious woman on the ground whose neck was still bleeding. He walked closer to the woman and knelt next to her. The smile on his lips turned into a fake pout, and with a swift movement he snapped the woman’s neck. ❛…but if you ever do that again, I might decide not to keep our little secret anymore. ❜

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❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜ / soz kai she’s only jk

(  various starters  :  accepting!  ) 

❛ That’s creepy, Cami. ❜

[survivormoves]

         They’re gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you, son so they can watch all the things you do because the drugs never work they’re gonna give you a smirk ‘cause they got methods of keepin’ you clean they gonna rip up your heads your aspirations to shreds another cog in the murder machine they said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me they could care less as long as someone’ll bleed so darken your clothes or strike a violent pose maybe they’ll leave you alone

                                         But not me

promo credit x / x

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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no pressure but i’m about to reblog some memes and you should send memes or u r fake. 

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“Holy shit you look terrible.” (with Lizzie)

(  what the fuck rp starters  :  accepting!  )

❛ Because you look fascinating, Lizzie. That blood stain really added something to your t-shirt. ❜ He was as sarcastic and contemptuous as usual. She was right though, that witch didn’t go down without putting up a hell of fight. He was sweaty, bloody and messy. ❛ What the hell are we going to do with the body? ❜ He asked because he doesn’t usually hide the  bodies. No, he leaves them there proudly for everyone to see them. 

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“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

(  what the fuck rp starters  :  accepting!  )

❛ You do remember that I saved your life, right? Is this how you’re thanking me? ❜ Saving her hadn’t really been his choice to be honest. There was a thousand year old callous hybrid threatening to cut him into pieces if he didn’t help. Staying in New Orleans though, that was his choice. He made the Mystic Falls gang’s life a living hell, he earned this vacation for all he cares. ❛ I can’t be worse than your freaky boyfriend, can i? ❜ Right there, he insulted himself to get her to accept his offer. Because yes, for him, someone being worse than him is in fact an insult. ❛ I’m not leaving New Orleans anytime soon, Cami. And I’m trying to change, you know? You can help me with that. ❜  

[children-ofthestars]

what the fuck rp starters

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

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I  have  six  followers  but  give  this  a  ♡  for  a  starter.  I  might  hit  you  up  for  plotting. 

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                          ❛   water   was   just   oozing   from   my   eyeballs   like

                          i’m   some   alien   creature   excreting   fluids.   ❜    ∕    ©