Mr_Calculus

I am a 47 y/o Dutch male. Daddy, Sadist, caregiver. New friends are always welcome so if you have a question or a comment, please feel free to share them with me! I do however, appreciate good old fashioned manners. So approach me with decency, please. This blog is NSFW and 18+ and contains all the things that I like. Minors or minor supporters/pornbots/empty blogs/feeders blogs/bestiality blogs WILL be blocked. There will be NO exeptions!

[mr-calculus]

[mr-calculus]

Dus dat 💙💖

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rope-bender]

[sassthatass]

[mr-calculus]

She knows she drives me crazy when she does this. 💙💖

[abeauty-without-herbeast-deacti]

Butterflies and Smiles

Every time I get a message from you, I get butterflies in my tummy and a huge smile on my face.

It’s an amazing feeling and gives me hope that maybe I’ve found something wonderful.

It’s also the scariest feeling because I could be completely wrong.

But, I’m willing to take a chance and find out which is right.

[mr-calculus]

Just how we started. 💙💖

[tieduptee]

⚫ See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil ⚫ Beauties: @ameleigha @itsthedi @vomitlung and Rope and Photo by Yours Truly 📸➰➰

[grayskymorning]

[mr-calculus]

Always and forever. 💙💖

[thesecretsoflingerie]

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

Somehow I feel it would stop even the neighbours, although on second thought, some would come knocking quite a lot as well. 😂😂😂

[brilliantlybeloved]

[mr-calculus]

ICH LIEBE DICH, MEIN SCHATZS. MEIN MÄDCHEN, MEIN SUß, MEIN SCHLAMPE. 💙💖

[mr-calculus]

A little…

I miss you a little

I guess you could say

a little too much,

a little too often

and a little more each day.

Thank you for being my little girl.

With love,

Daddybear.💙💖

[mr-calculus]

Choices

Daddy: Little girl?

Little girl: Yess, Daddy?

Daddy: Pussy or anal tonight?

Little girl: eeuuuhhh 😶😶

Daddy: Just messing with you. It isn't your choice to make. 😈😈

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brave soul. (via laureenmarie)

[mylittleismylife]

[kinkyquotes]

Everytime I see your cute butt I just wanna squeeze it.🍑👀🖐😍😈👉 Like AND TAG someone 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original quotes! Follow us! ❤ 👉 www.kinkyquotes.com

This and all our quotes are © Kinky Quotes (that means we have legal rights if you copy any of our quotes.)

#kinkyquotes #kinky #couplequotes #butt

[mr-calculus]

I am in love with your but.

Oh, you are cute too .

I guess I'll keep you. 💙💖

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.