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rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

knitmeapony

This is just the happiest video IMO.

“PLAY! FUN! Happy! Play?” *looks at dog* “No, no play? Naps? Okay. Naps.” *flop*

kokoronokaito

oh she got a wig on?

yeahponcho

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

mineapple

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

miiriya

greelin

shockingly enough turn signals exist for a reason

ruinedchildhood

thenatsdorf

Blind cat hugs his favorite pianist when he hears him play. (via sarperduman)

(sarperduman)

TOO GOOD. TOO PURE.

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE

me: okay let me know if you have any questions !

izhmash-deactivated20181213

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

colourofoctober

Dog: literally just moves its paw

Me:

wattpadfic-deactivated20170213

u know that feeling when someone throws u something and u catch it really well like w one hand or u save it from nearly dropping or u caught it from a massive distance? and everyone around u lights up like yoooo!! good catch!!!! nice!!!! ? ? ? ?? i want 2 live in that feeling it is so pure

dragginage

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

dragginage

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

eighteightmoon

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LOOL

cloudsongs

ohkimani

Here’s your reminder to feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in.

flowury

being in college is just talking about how busy you are to people and having them say how busy they are back to you

theybby-deactivated20231001

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

gaymerlvl-pharmercy

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video