Malin Meets Canada

Meet Malin. She comes from the far off land of Sweden (don't you dare call her Swiss!). This is shit Malin says.

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On going to the gym: “Today that fucker’s not going to steal my elliptical. I tell ya what. I’m gonna kill him.”

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She’s just a biz-natch!

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Malin: “If Texans love buttermilk, I probably love buttermilk.” Tim: “Why?” Malin “Because I love Texans!” Tim: “But you’re not Texan.” Malin: “I might be in my brain!”

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J:"The ladies are cheap there."

Malin:"the BITCHES be cheap!"

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"… And then I said to him, ‘that looks hella good ya?’… Seriously." - said Malin

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"I feel like Matt Damon is more compressed than he is." - Malin

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I can’t date British guys because of their accent. It’s because I kind of lived with them. It’s because they’re all losers.

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"If I'm going to have coke. I might as well go all out" - Malin She's might be talking about coca cola.

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***Upon discussing Kim Kardashian new magazine picture I don't understand what's the point. It's like she just there saying "Here I am... in the buck!" - Malin

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Dogs are dummies. They don’t know when to stop eating. Then again Corey [husband] can’t stop eating either.

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As soon as I wake up I need something to put in my mouth. *snort*

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Yesterday I ate an entire bag of bagels... I'm a big girl, Jenny, you gotta feed this machine.

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"How can you tell that she looks Norwegian?" "They just look more coloured" - Malin

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I’ve seen Rolling Stones in concert. That’s pretty much as cool as I’ve ever gotten.

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On pet ownership: "So when your dog gets old.... do you shoot it? I'd kill my dog if it got too old." *click, click (gun loading noises)* "Bring me all yo's dog. I'll shoot it." "I wouldn't eat the dog." Talking to dog: "I won't kill you, Soweto. You're too cute... plus I don't have a gun."

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On H1N1 “People died? But just like weak people right? Babies and old people.” *shrug*