☆

[blasphemousclaw]

you ever see how people talk about a controversial character and it becomes glaringly obvious that they believe some kids are just born inherently evil

[malithy]

Its okay u can say damian wayne

[lilymireles7]

He says as jay and nia are fighting each other inside the building

[malithy]

Kinda amazing how he doesn't understand Jay and Nia at all. Not that I think they understand him but wow. Amazing.

[eros-telesse]

Can you guess that I like them ?

Jon : It hurts so bad!

Jon : I'm gonna dieeeeeeee....

Damian : Come here you big baby.

Jon : flying!

Damian : It is important!

Jon : Sweetie- no.

Damian : If you can't make a good movie you shouldn't make one!!!

Jon : Damian ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Jon : You were sleep deprived?

Damian : I was sleep deprived.

Jon : Was the nap good ?

Damian : ...Yes.

Damian : I love you.

Jon : I love you too!

Damian : I-

Damian : That's actually pretty good.

Jon : I know right? Have a good day and don't kill anyone dearest!

Damian : You too Habibi.

Damian : People saying that didn't meet you. You're one of the most romantic person ever.

Jon : Awww thanks you sweetie you too!

Jon : Also did your dad finally make you take the bipolarity test ?

Damian : Like really inappropriate.

Jon : So are you coming for lunch?

Damian : ...

Damian : Maybe.

Jon : I know that you liked me inappropriately ;)

Damian : No comment.

Damian : Excuse me? What are you talking about?

Damian : Oh.

Damian : Well I guess it's alright.

Jon : And people think I'm the horny of the two of us!

Damian : That's because you are.

Jon : And so are you.

Damian : :I

Jon : :D

Damian : I hope you die.

Damian : I was looking out for it.

Damian : You bitch.

Jon : Babe! I'm sorry! I will buy you another one (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠)

Damian : You're dead to me.

Jon : Dearest!

Damian : It's because you're weird.

Jon : And you're in love with the weird guy make me wonder which one of us is the weirder!

Damian : :I

Jon : It wouldn't do anything to me

Damian : Eat kryptonite.

Jon : XD

Part 3 - Part 5

[norry-yippee]

i’m so paternal towards tim drake. i just wanna make him get me a beer and yell at him for not being big enough to play football.

[vamptits]

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

[malithy]

Sorry nothing against your fetish THEY CLIPP THEIR TINY WINGS ?????

[bumblebeehug]

they call nalu a slowburn bc they're slowly burning the threads that are holding up my patience and sanity

[malithy]

I taped into my inner dragon slayer today bcs why the fuck are powerboats so damn nauseous??? I threw up everything I had eat and then some and had to sleep for 4h straight to get a lil bit better.

But I did see dolphins and i did swim in open sea so

[lilacharbour]

[malithy]

I want to eat them

[lumimie]

I have smth...

[siesporamor]

natsu feeling conflicted about having to kill mercphobia might be the first good moment in five episodes, holy shit

[malithy]

Merc was one of the greatest characters out there which is impressive when u think about how having those dragons there just burns holes in the original story

[hannigramislife]

It is actually painful to see Dick try to fit the Batman persona, he does not want to do this.

[malithy]

If I had a sense of humor 😆

Which i don't 😞😤

[hannigramislife]

Everybody say "Thank you, Tim!" because he the only reason we have a batfamily to begin with ❤️

[kna1lgrau]

shoutout to Lyon Vastia and his questionable sense of style.

[rrockingrobin]

“yaoi” “yuri” I DONT CAREEEE timkon no matter the genders

straight? GIVE IT TO ME

lesbian? GIVE IT TO ME

original (gay)? GIVE IT TO ME

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR GENDERS OR IF THEYRE QUEER I LOVE THEM

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Dick, glancing at Tim who looked even more tired than usual: what’s up with you?

Tim: an animal party.

Jason, leaning back at the kitchen table to see him: oohhh. Give me the deets.

Tim: no, literally. I was kept up by an animal party.

Jason: ?

Tim: Damian’s been keeping his door shut at night to let Jon sneak in-

Damian glancing up mid bite from his cereal bowl: 😳

Tim: so his animals can’t go into his room anymore. They just sit outside his door waiting gathering like the animals do around pride rock in the lion king…

Tim, staring into the abyss. Or falling asleep with his eyes open, they couldn’t be sure.

Tim: one night I went out for some water and apparently I looked enough like Damian’s because they began to follow me on my way back to my room.

Tim, eyes rising as he remembered it: dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, a real pig, a cow, birds, a snake, lizards, a fucking rooster. They all followed me too my room.

Tim: for days. I can shut my door either because they beat me in there.

Damian slowly nodding as he failed to see the problem.

Tim: that’s cats chase each other and knock shit off my desks, the dogs play, the pig eats all my things, the rooster poops everywhere, the snake looks at the rodents like their dinner, the only good animal is the tarantula.

Jason, panicking: spider?

Tim: it’s like an animal farm.

Damian:

Damian: thanks for taking one for the team.

Tim slowly nodded as he picked up a piece of bacon.

Tim: you’re welcome.

Bruce:

Bruce: Jon’s been sneaking in Damian’s room?

[lizziemack]

[hannigramislife]

I see we're off to a great start.

[malithy]

He was so ready to be a big brother 😔 but it is alright they love eachother now