Baby, You Were My Picket Fence

Stella. 24. They/them/their pronouns please. Witch, writer, student, diviner. Huge fuckin lesbian. Charlotte Flair gives me life. I do free tarot readings if you ask nicely. I write and I don't care if you don't like it. Mourning my cherry baby since 8/15/2015.

[malkedestella]

man this country’s fucked

[malkedestella]

Relevant

[miscellaneousmao]

Swinub chocolate truffles: homemade chocolate cake and ganache frosting on the inside, all attitude on the outside 🐽💢

[shananigans15]

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[deer-head-xiris]

This is my first time making an evolution prediction and I’m sure I’m WAY off, but here’s my final evo for Grookey, Lilada! If anything I do desperately hope the final evo is based on a gelada

[missrampage]

[hardiacarrest]

[bayleyskneebrace-deactivated202]

i…have no excuse for making this other than it’s @rebeccaquinoa‘s fault

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[cosmosbadger]

Custom Engraving Available Here

[howtobangyourmonster]

Robots getting engraved tattoos yes

[lightheartedsuggestion]

I am changing. I am growing. I am becoming better. 

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[boopednose]

The man just loved ass

[sonya-devilles]

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[malkedestella]

hey guys

[botanyshitposts]

we’re learning about fruit structures and development in my economic botany class and like…….fucking figs. what the FUCK. like im literally honestly so worked up right now about this like the wasp just fucking dies in there??????????? the wasp just fucking dies and it just like decomposes in there like im just absolutely beside myself i literally cannot articulate what a jarring experience it was to see what drawn in a diargam on the chalkboard im SO fucking mad. i dont know why but like. thats the closest way to describe my current emotions. betrayed…violated….

[botanyshitposts]

you guys literally dont understand my botany professor finished drawing the diagram and turned to look at the class and my physical body language so throughly showed my betrayal and repulsion that i didnt even raise my hand he just called on me and i did not mean to sound as pissed as i did but i just wanted to confirm i was like ‘so it really just decomposes in the fruit doesnt it? it just does and the fruit develops around it’ and he was like ‘yeah lol it sure does. just a little extra protein in there huh?’ im literally having an emotional breakdown over this

[botanyshitposts]

usually it would be at this point where i would respond to the flood of asks ive received about this post with a dramatic theatrical essay about how fucked up figs are and i probably still will but i literally need to Take A Break Right Now holy shit…