I'm The Quick; Yer The Kicked-Outta-The-Mall

I'm the sheriff of this here mall. I am the law. || #mallcree #retailwatch ||  [Chupi]

[mall-cop-mccree]

No killer robots in my got dam mall

[mallcop-bastion]

OwO???

[mall-cop-mccree]

YOU!!!!!

[mall-cop-mccree]

No killer robots in my got dam mall

[mall-cop-mccree]

Love is worth fightin' for. Never give it up. Never let it down. Never run around n' desert it.

[mall-cop-mccree]

The wicked will always get their comeuppance.

[mall-cop-mccree]

Stay safe this Christmas.

[ask-walgreens-genji]

What's the best decision you ever made?

marrying my wonderful and loving husband @mall-cop-mccree whomst I adore with my whole heart 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍

[mall-cop-mccree]

Darlin', honey, sweet thing....❤️

[ask-walgreens-genji]

@mall-cop-mccree babe guess what i got……..i hope you have your nipples pierced :)

[mall-cop-mccree]

M’ what?

[ask-walgreens-genji]

*he shows them to mccree* babe they’re nipple rings. three of them. for FREE

[mall-cop-mccree]

That’s– AMAZIN’. Wait, why three?

[ask-walgreens-genji]

so we can match!! i only have one nipple, jesse

[mall-cop-mccree]

Oh-- Right, sorry, darlin'.

[mall-cop-mccree]

Don't talk to strangers, kiddies. Check yer candy before ya stuff it in yer li'l pie holes.

[ask-walgreens-genji]

@mall-cop-mccree babe guess what i got……..i hope you have your nipples pierced :)

[mall-cop-mccree]

M’ what?

[ask-walgreens-genji]

*he shows them to mccree* babe they’re nipple rings. three of them. for FREE

[mall-cop-mccree]

That's-- AMAZIN'. Wait, why three?

[ask-walgreens-genji]

@mall-cop-mccree babe guess what i got……..i hope you have your nipples pierced :)

[mall-cop-mccree]

M' what?

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[ask-beach-dad76]

@mall-cop-mccree

[mall-cop-mccree]

@ask-walgreens-genji

[ask-walgreens-genji]

@mall-cop-mccree babe.

[ask-mcdonalds-nullsector-bastion]

can you *maybe* chill about hating humans? i mean like. I know we're shitty sometimes but please Chill. (Firebug)

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]

[REGISTERING…]

[REQUEST ORDER RECEIVED]

[PROCESSING…]

[ERROR: REQUEST DENIED]

[GENERATING RESPONSE:]

[Negative. Directive must be maintained. Subject is in no position to give orders. Subject is ERROR DETECTED]

[ERROR: INSULT]

[DELETING UNWANTED FILE]

[ask-mcdonalds-nullsector-bastion]

@ask-costco-firebug

[ask-costco-firebug]

Mate… Mate.

Did you just call me a subject?

[ask-mcdonalds-nullsector-bastion]

[GENERATING RESPONSE:]

[Affirmative. Internal protocols dictate that individuals that are not registered Null Sector units are to be considered as subjects. You are one such individual.]

[ask-costco-firebug]

I. Am. Not. A. Subject.

[ask-mcdonalds-nullsector-bastion]

[GENERATING RESPONSE:]

[Regardless, directive must be maintained. Would you like something to eat?]

[ask-costco-firebug]

*they punch nullstion hard enough to dent their plating*

[ask-mcdonalds-nullsector-bastion]

[ALERT: EMPLOYEE ASSAULTED DURING WORK HOURS] [CONTACTING AUTHORITIES] [ @mall-cop-mccree ]

[mall-cop-mccree]

What's the problem, robo-man?

[mall-cop-mccree]

It's quiet...too quiet...

[mall-cop-mccree]

Still sneezin'...

[mall-cop-mccree]

I caught the flu n' now they won't let me go to work...

[mall-cop-mccree]

Do Cowboys like ice cream?

Everybody likes ice cream, especially Cowboys.