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@mallory-roth
Phone Call || Anthony
Mallory: [crying] Get out of this place. Get out before I have to see you die, too. They killed my brother, I'm not gonna lose you too. We're all gonna die if we don't do something soon. Do whatever you have to, just get out of this town. Anthony.
[knocks on door] [PRIVATE]
Lily closed her eyes tightly as she was slammed into the wall behind her, feeling the woman’s arm now holding her in place, and the cold metal of the gun pressed on her forehead. She knew she could shift, knowing she was stronger as a wolf, but Lily, being who she was, wasn’t going to do that. Unlike Mallory, Lily didn’t want to hurt this woman. Didn’t want to hurt anyone. She opened her eyes as the woman spoke German, a language she’d learned while traveling with the pack, but her eyes widened as Mallory’s finger slid to the trigger. “They’re…” She starterd after a few seconds, but paused once more. “The Ulfhednar.” She finally said, but hoped the woman wouldn’t know the name. If she didn’t know, she could lie. Or at least, attempt to. If she did… Lily hoped she didn’t.
Her patience was depleting. Her finger started to squeeze the trigger the minute she heard words flying out of Lily's mouth. Then she stopped. Mallory's eyes grew wild, rimmed in red and burning with relentless fury. Ulfhednar. The creatures that destroyed her brother. The creatures she despised more than Loup Garou. The creatures she swore she'd eliminate. And now wasn't any different. They'd murdered her brother! Out of pure, seething rage, Mallory slammed Lily back again, hearing her skull whap against the wall. She let out a scream, blood-curdling and anguished, agonized with grief and hate. That was when she put the gun to Lily's chest, right between her breasts, feeling her sternum beneath the gun. She didn't think twice. Move, place, fire. The shot rang in her ears and she watched the creature writhe on the floor. She spat onto her face. "You're lucky no one can die here, bitch," she billowed. She swung her foot into her face, making killer contact. "That's for my brother. Enjoy counting the number of days you have left before I kill you and your family."
[knocks on door]
I knew I let a crazy lady in my cheapass motel room!
A nostril attack is when you accidentally sniff up their pubic hair. Male or female. And no, when he tries to shove his cock up your nose is a nanal: nostril/anal. God girl, you must be one mediocre cocksucker if you don’t know all this stuff. Okay I’ll face it. Once you admit you are nothing but a nanal-less mediocre who needs a Kayne West’s mother surgery as soon as possible. But wanna know what’s unnatural? The 70’s era. My ol’ man told me them fuckers back then had sideburns on their dicks. Sideburns! Sideburns I tell ye!
Why the fuck are you staying here, again?
I don't know if I'm any good, ask my boyfriend while he's hard as a fucking rock and comes while screaming when I suck him off. Obviously I'm good enough for somebody. Sexual knowledge has nothing to do with sexual ability. I will not admit it because I don't have enough evidence to prove it's true or not. Ew, sideburns on their dicks? How does that even happen? You men have disgusting reproductive organs.
[knocks on door]
You too? Not comparing notes, but it feels like my noggin is gonna blow like a puffer fish.
About there, but not nearly enough to catch what they’ve lost. For real? I’ve heard stories of nostril attacks about blowjobs. I get why, though. No one wants to inhale pubs while gagging on meat. I’m not a whale! Just a dude with a whale-sized dick. I did say I be cloggin’ that shit. The average cock size is six inches, technically.
I should have been institutionalized weeks ago, actually.
Nostril attacks? The fuck is a nostril attack? Like he tries to shove his cock up your nostril? Wait, this shit actually happens? I've never inhaled a hair, and I've been fucking balls deep. I think my gag reflex is suppressed beyond repair. Face it, Adam, you're just an aquatic mammal. That's not normal.