Double K's Authentic Pub

Kennedia Kenny Reynolds, 22.  “Do you ever miss having feelings?”  Bar owner. Twin. Faux-Comedian. My days consist of causing intense mayhem or drinking myself to sleep. she/her & they/them pronouns.

[lunabarringer]

It was pretty shitty, yea. It really depends on what you decide to paint. The most expensive thing I’ve got is thirty dollars and I’ve got a twenty person limit—shop’s not that big. But we’ve got wine-nights every Friday night. Drink some wine, paint some shit; it’s great.

[thekennyindoublek]

Everything alright now though? 

Right, right. I might have some business for you in the up coming week or so. I mean, if you're cool with somewhat drunk, slowly withering away men and women coming by making stuff.

[declananderson-deactivated20180]

"I’ll keep an eye out for him and hook you up if I find him. Wait, you’re gonna put me in the middle of twins? I’ve been in that position before and it’s not cool." He chuckles. His sisters were twins and he had learned when to make his exit and not get in the middle of them. The two were so in sync it was scary. "Not really, I’m sure it’ll be fun. I’ll do my best."

"Oh, this looks great." He walked in before turning to her again.

[thekennyindoublek]

"Thanks Declan, and I'll do the same if I see anyone cute." Laughing for a beat, Kenny nodded their head. "Yeah? Well this time it'll be cool, Kelsey's not too bad at times, and he's fairly attractive." She nudged his shoulder before smiling brightly. "I'm excited now."

"I'm glad you think so." Kenny replied, gesturing him to follow as they walked over to a booth near the window. For some reason it felt nicer being able to see all of Portland while eating, it made the food taste better too. "Alright, since you're paying and hungover you get to decide. Also because I can eat anything."

[lunabarringer]

You bet your ass I am. Although I’m mostly just hosting children’s parties these days.

[thekennyindoublek]

Yeah? Whatever caused your artist block then must of really been crap. Also, quick question, how much are these parties? Is there a limit to how many people could come or?

[lennondurham-blog]

"No I don’t, but I have their license plate. I’m deffiantly bringing it to the cops… Well, my car wasn’t totaled, luckily. But, I’m going to need a new fender most likely. It’s almost like the idiot forgot to break…"

[thekennyindoublek]

"Can I have their license plate number? And your number too, I can definitely help you out with this issue."

[lunabarringer]

I closed up for a little while. Some things were going on and I needed time to focus.

[thekennyindoublek]

That sounds shitty. You must be glad being back making obscure shaped mugs. 

[declananderson-deactivated20180]

"Aw man, sorry. Well I remember him, so I can ask if I run into him again. Oh? I, uh… yeah, I think I can. That sounds cool, I’m in."

[thekennyindoublek]

"Thanks, I appreciate it, dude. Maybe we can even double date or some shit. And awesome, because I want to beat my twin tonight and I think you’re going to be my key to doing so." Walking a bit faster to be ahead of Declan, Kenny walked over to the front door of a restaurant and opened the door. "And we’re here. Smells great, huh?"

[lunabarringer]

I’m not quite sure how I did it..I mean I used my wheel, but it just sort of happened..you’re always free to try. The wheel’s in the back. Ah thanks, my parents were ‘free spirits’. Yes, I am. Although, this is the first week it’s been open in a while.

[thekennyindoublek]

I'm going to definitely try it then. Thanks. What do you mean open in awhile?

[thekennyindoublek]

 j-ameshowell:

“Really good prank, teenagers of Portland —- spray-painting a giant penis on the front door, super clever. Now, I have to spend the first three hours of my shift cleaning off a giant rod, thanks.” 

"Holy shit, that's a penis? I thought it was - never mind. I think I saw the asshats who did it though."

[declananderson-deactivated20180]

"Lead the way. I have a day off anyway and nothing to do, so I might as well be hungover at home. Yeah, he was… he was nice. But that’s about it, if I ever asked for his name I sure don’t remember it."

[thekennyindoublek]

"Ah, those nights are the best nights. But part of me was hoping you asked in case he had another very attractive sibling you could give me the number of. Anyways, if you're free later we could go out for drinks at the pub I work at. It's movie and trivia night."

[calumsplums-deactivated20200922]

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George Ezra- Live at the BRITs

This performance was amazing, such a talented singer!

I do not own this, credit to The BRITs, you can download the song here on Google Play. Enjoy!

[elliot-everywhere]

“Please don’t yell. I feel like somebody hit me in the head with a bat last night…”

[thekennyindoublek]

"It's board game Sunday sweetheart, this isn't the best place to be if you want it to be quiet. But hey, at least you're not as bad of shape as that asshat. "

"Anyways, I have the best remedy for your headache. Just pinch your nose and take this."

[quank]

my pins & patches jacket. clearly a wip but I love it a lot 😍👽✨🌟

[thekennyindoublek]

 "Don't get your way all you do is fuss and pout.                        You're the only reason I keep on coming home."

                                                    TASK 002

[a gift never given]

Twenty two years, and we have yet to be separated. You are the one thing that has stayed constant in the mess that is our lives. The Captain to my Sheriff, the other K in Double K. This is for you, Kelsey Reynolds.

19 songs and how some of them fit into our lives. [listen]

001. All the Time - Bahamas

We're fourteen years old and things are changing faster than what we're used to. What used to be days spent together roaming the neighborhood or reading library books has become just the two of scrapping by minutes or seconds of quality time. After awhile both of us don't realize it but it feels off. Only a few minutes a day wasn't enough and the change was getting more frightening. It felt unhealthy wanting to be around you so much, and you felt the same. But it just felt like that's how things were supposed to be. So we canceled our plans, and slept in the backyard that night. I have all the time in the world for you.

002. Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes

Since Mom she left, it was difficult finding a home. Dennis dad he always had us running, and every place we found even slightly comfortable immediately was left. I never thought I'd be ale to find a place to be comfortable in, the fear in my chest swelled when I knew I'd abandon every place I learned to love that I forced myself to detach from it all. You are the one thing that remained. She left, he left, we left, and even I tried to leave - but you always stayed. Alabama, Arkansas, home is wherever I'm with you

003. You're My Best Friend - Queen

He had the worst taste in music to us when we were kids. All those six hour ten hour car rides spent groaning because of the Queen marathons or Elton John sing-alongs. I don't think we realized how much we missed those songs until he left.  I remember we listened to all the CDs he rented and this song stuck out in particular.

004. My Coco - Stellastarr**

Remind me to never sing karaoke with you. Ever.

005. Sophia So Far - Goodnight Radio

I hate your choice of movies, but this movie was nice. I remember you made me promise we would never be like the brother and sister in that movie - and I promise we wouldn't.  I remember you bringing back the soundtrack of the movie and deciding to blast it in the bar for hours long. I remember you wanting to dance in the middle of the bar to this song and we sucked, but it was a blast.

006. Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys

We used to dance around in her old gown and his old tux. The adventures we had with this song was killer, dude. We must have pretended to get married fifty times. (minus the kissing though, the cootie epidemic was wild) I remember the time Dennis started crying at one them. We were eight and the dress dragged across the floor and the tux barely fit your shoulders but he started crying and I still don't know why. 

007. Sticking With You - The Velvet Underground

You're stuck with me forever, bitch.

008. Baby I'm Yours - The Arctic Monkeys

See above.

009. There Are Many of Us - Aska

When I turn, turn around, I want to know you will be there, When I first let you share, I knew there was so much love, I didn't know there are many of us,  for you to leave.

010. All is Love - Karen O

Grow some big feet, holes in history Is where you'll find me, is where you'll find All is love, is love, is love, is loveL.O.V.E, it's a mystery Where you'll find me, where you'll find All is Love, is love, is love, is love

011. Psycho Killers - Talking Heads

"I'm going to start choosing the music we play at the bar - people don't like listening to Avenue Q in mourning."  "What song are you going to start your reign with then?" "This best one."

012. Come on Eileen - Dexy Midnight Runners

We danced to this song in the parking lot of our first house on the first night we were there.. Your smile was so wide, the stars were jealous.

013. The Moon Song - Karen O

There's things I wish I knew There's no thing I'd keep from you It's a dark and shiny place But with you my dear I'm safe and we're a million miles away

014.Sweat Pea - Amos Lee

Sweet pea Keeper of my soul I know sometimes I'm out of control You're the only reason I keep on coming home

015. You Take My Breath Away - Berlin

Mrs. Harris' kindergarten class still hasn't forgotten your dance routine to this class. I was the only one who clapped, and I still promise to beat up whoever makes fun of you about this. 

016. Food is Still  Hot - Karen O

I've run away a few times, and perhaps you will one day too. But despite whatever happens, we're always welcome into each other's arms.

017. Build a Home - The Cinematic Orchestra

There is a house built out of stone Wooden floors, walls and window sills Tables and chairs worn by all of the dust This is a place where I don't feel alone This is a place where I feel at home. And I built a home for you for me

018. Building a Fire - Ben Gibbard

I'm building a fire to keep you warm long after I retire 'Cause this body is bound to expire tonight The embers will grow and remind you what you already know That the night is only a temporary absence of light In the morning you'll wake with the ashes of a memory And the sun on your face and I will not seem so far away Arise, you're alive

019. Nice to Come Home - Julie Doiron

And I think of you In your little house And I think of you In New Brunswick I think of you And your comfy bed I can wonder what you did with your day I'd like to tell you bout mine, but I'll wait

[lunabarringer]

Like the handle was a dick..I made it for Ryleigh. There was a matching vagina mug, too. I’m Luna, nice to meet you!

[thekennyindoublek]

That sounds brilliant. Please show me how to do that. This is a matter of life or death.

Nice to meet you too. I dig your name. You're the owner of this place, right?

[cardencash-blog]

I think I’d prefer to go on vacation and maybe have some drinks on a beach somewhere.

[thekennyindoublek]

Well, if it's relaxation you're looking for I might not be able to help. But if it's fun you want, I think I have a few ideas.

[lennondurham-blog]

"They shouldn’t have ran. They should be helping to pay for what they did to my car."

[thekennyindoublek]

"Do you know what they look like? Also how bad are the damages? - I might know someone who could help."

[lunabarringer]

Uh, thanks..annd, I guess I could draw a dick..I mean I did make a dick mug one time.

[thekennyindoublek]

Wait, wait. As in a mug covered in dicks or shaped like a dick? Because then I feel like I'm playing with a lot of options. I'm Kenny by the way.