Mal Pineal

Reading the comics drinking the coffe...

[cesaray]

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

[charming-rats-deactivated202601]

the best thing on earth is how they designed darth maul to look scary and unnatural but we all took a look at him and decided that he was the hottest non human in star wars

[fallenrepublick]

George literally tried to describe his character design as "your worst nightmare" or something and our asses are out here going oH gOd pUT A bABy iN mE

We are NOT fucking okay

[koyacyi-vode]

okay but have yall SEEN what ian mccaig (the concept artist that came up with maul's design) drew first?

like, this bog body looking motherfucker could have been our sith apprentice. we could have had THIS instead of Darth Thot. and i for one am thankful that george was too scared of this design to go through with it.

Here's mccaig's recount of when he showed that design to george too:

[vicks-vaporwave]

Well that description of what he was aiming for was even scarier than the drawing and WILL give me nightmares

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

ok but like the slam and the ‘give me your second worst nightmare’ is just so hilarious to me and so peak editor vs creator 

[lesbianrey]

star wars is inherently fun like jungian space wizards with deadly glow sticks and aliens are you kidding…. you have to try really fucking hard to make it not fun and thats what blows my mind about the sequel trilogy every day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[grooveonfight]

[bearwithasword]

now in hd

[tempestpaige]

here’s what you missed on Twitter these past few days

twitch streamer goes viral by making a tiktok where she lip syncs to a song called “ok boomer” while wearing a Bernie croptop

twitter immediately loses their minds, with half of them declaring her cringe with the other half declaring her their waifu

a few days pass and she reveals on twitch that she has a boyfriend, causing all her replyguys to angrily report her account, and she’s (temporarily suspended)

another twitter user makes a similar tiktok, only the song is now called “ok liberal” and she’s wearing a crop top that says “marx”

Bernie girl is exposed for saying the n-word

Ok liberal girl is exposed for being a necrophiliac who hangs around nazis

[tempestpaige]

we live in a society

[thatonemoonie]

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

source

[whitepeopletwitter]

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[catchymemes]

[diaryofadaringwitch]

For Your Consideration

Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts.

Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.

[patrickdiomedes]

Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I've got a fucking trumpet.

[bixbiboom]

How does the lock dice work?

Sorry this took a minute to respond to, things have been nuts over here…

Okay! So, it’s actually a very simple design! The whole thing comes in two parts, like this:

On the left is the lock-shaped housing, on the right is the lockpick, which has all the numbers 1-20 arranged around the outer edge of the disc. The bottom of the lockpick disc comes to a point, like a spinning top, which is exactly what it is.

You thread the lock over the pick so the pick emerges from the keyhole in the lock, like this:

Now your lockpick die is all set. When it’s time to do a skill check, you hold the lock down with one hand for stability, and you twirl the lockpick with the other like a spinning top. After a moment, use your finger to nock the lockpick firmly down and reveal the result of your “roll”.

The window above the keyhole shows the number. In this case, I “rolled” an 18.

From behind, you can see the disc has teeth all around the edge, and there’s a point at the bottom of the lock that will catch between those teeth when you nock the pick to ensure it lands properly on one number instead of coming up between them.

And that’s how the lock-and-pick d20 works!

[jenniferrpovey]

For rogues who are getting seriously into character.

[malpineal]

😝Kubo https://www.instagram.com/p/B8wWkGGH6QQ29YlaCeagH8lElB0u0-ciGVf36E0/?igshid=1vfanag5nehwp

[nyctosaurid]

people say the animorphs covers are *creepy* but the actual in book transformations are all like ‘then her face cracked in two, her organs melted, her bones all snapped and reformed backwards, and her fingers and toes fused together. she couldnt cry because her tear ducts didnt fucking exist anymore. everyone looked at the ground so they wouldnt throw up looking at this’

[nyctosaurid]

[strawberryoverlord]

new art challenge: Re-draw Animorphs covers based of the books description.

[emmersdrawberry]

New art challenge: dONT

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

We should

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[loudestcrowdever]

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG