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cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@maltmatcha
Yume Template Pinned? How Queer.
I'm mostly used to the Yume community on Twitter so I'm pretty new to Tumblr's community! Here's a template that I can pin so I can at least have something useful at the top of my profile.
Art on this is Me (Left), Waddei (Middle), and Official Art (Right).
i kinda love it when stories that take place in the real world modern era just have one detail about the world changed that literally never comes up and is only seen in like. background maps in one scene.
commission for @maltmatcha !!
The people don't know this is yuri
"The fangamer figure proved the top lines are The Batter's eyebrows and the bottom lines are his eyes"
No actually i reject that fact!
More likely it was meant to be eye black. In my heart its his second set of eyes.
"No thats just his other eye and brow in the sprite" are you guys serious. Is this what the batter looks like to you? One big ass left eyebrow and the most squished face youve ever seen?
"The fangamer figure proved the top lines are The Batter's eyebrows and the bottom lines are his eyes"
No actually i reject that fact!
More likely it was meant to be eye black. In my heart its his second set of eyes.
Selfshipping is so much dumb fun. I definitely recommend it if youre bored as fuck
You can be an adult with a job and rent to pay maybe even have a loving partner and go on your phone and kick your feet looking at your little toy who loves u so much in your head. And no one irl has to know ever
The people at my Respectable Job dont know im playing OFF again so i can see The Batter talk to me and kick my feet and giggle
actually super good model upgrade from ranboo , gotta hand it to him it fixed like all of the issues i had with it aside from the ugly shorts. beef with ranboos model has officially been squashed
Lowkey I feel like his legs are super bare in both models though I feel like the new one is a MASSIVE improvement.
I feel like there was a total missed opportunity to have the star bits on his legs act as faux garterbelts. Like this but not bad
Trying to find The Batter selfship content that doesn't flagrantly mischaracterize him
I think he'd be more about actions rather than words. Batter in general barely talks if it's not related to the mission. Though, I'd say, if you Batter x Player content, it's kind of required to mischaracterize him, because let's be real, canon Batter is disinterested in romance and/or love.
I wouldnt say its REQUIRED. In fact I'd argue that there is an interesting dynamic to be had in two people (ie The Batter and The Player) who do not Love each other in a traditional sense nor a way that is real to the other.
The Batter sometimes refers to the player with religious verbiage. ("Faith Guides my steps", etc). You could totally say he could love in the way that one loves a God. Not romantic. Idealized Worship.
I don't think the Batter would or ever could Date the player in any sense of the word if adhering to the canon at least somewhat. thats ridiculous. But in a fictionalized version of this scenario I feel that The Batter could totally have an Infatuation with the Player in at least some sort of sense, and if they could, the Player would feed into that.
Maybe this isn't "selfshipping" in a traditional sense and moreso turning religious worship into a romantic sort of thing via Player Driven Nonsense. Again we have to go far far away from canon to even consider this sort of thing so why not ask difficult questions about his characterization? Its not mischaracterizing moreso Guessing how The Batter would possibly interact with this sort of thing.
TL;DR? He'd kneel at my altar and if he wouldnt kneel at yours thats a skill issue /j
I mean, it's not out of character for him to be religiously infatuated with you, not really, I wouldn't say so. One of Batter's lines that stuck with me is "Don't do that. I need you to purify this world", or something along the lines of that in response to the Judge's proposal for you to just ditch him. (I perfer to read the final choice scene in the game as both Judge and Batter being desperate to get you on their side, because the side whichever you're not on is 99% doomed) And like, it really makes me think just HOW MUCH the Batter relies on you to fulfill his purpose. He can't purify the world without you, can't fulfill his purpose, can't do something his entire BEING is made for, without you. His existence basically has no meaning without you, as in that scenario he is pathetic and useless. This also kind of overlaps with the Christian idea that a person is NO ONE without God, and can only do the things they do and live their life the way they do because God allowed them to and without him they're nothing, actually. All in all, 'canon' Bater x Player is not much a ship as it is just literal religious worship. Point is, if you want a "traditional" sort of ship with the Batter, mischaracterization is required, HOWEVER if you're fine with being the centre of that man's existence in the same way God is the centre of a religious' worshipper's existence, he'd be pretty in-character.
SEE SOMEONE GETS IT
Trying to find The Batter selfship content that doesn't flagrantly mischaracterize him
I think he'd be more about actions rather than words. Batter in general barely talks if it's not related to the mission. Though, I'd say, if you Batter x Player content, it's kind of required to mischaracterize him, because let's be real, canon Batter is disinterested in romance and/or love.
I wouldnt say its REQUIRED. In fact I'd argue that there is an interesting dynamic to be had in two people (ie The Batter and The Player) who do not Love each other in a traditional sense nor a way that is real to the other.
The Batter sometimes refers to the player with religious verbiage. ("Faith Guides my steps", etc). You could totally say he could love in the way that one loves a God. Not romantic. Idealized Worship.
I don't think the Batter would or ever could Date the player in any sense of the word if adhering to the canon at least somewhat. thats ridiculous. But in a fictionalized version of this scenario I feel that The Batter could totally have an Infatuation with the Player in at least some sort of sense, and if they could, the Player would feed into that.
Maybe this isn't "selfshipping" in a traditional sense and moreso turning religious worship into a romantic sort of thing via Player Driven Nonsense. Again we have to go far far away from canon to even consider this sort of thing so why not ask difficult questions about his characterization? Its not mischaracterizing moreso Guessing how The Batter would possibly interact with this sort of thing.
TL;DR? He'd kneel at my altar and if he wouldnt kneel at yours thats a skill issue /j
Trying to find The Batter selfship content that doesn't flagrantly mischaracterize him
There's a stark difference between "I believe this is an intended or at the very least anticipated reading of the text" headcanon and "in MY head where I made up half the characters traits this is totally real and true" headcanon and that rings true for my two most near and dear OFF headcanons
"Hugo led The Batter to him, knowing full well what would happen and intended to die, which is why the Batter is so calm and comforting to him. This is backed up by the Remaster not having Hugo ever attempt to defend himself"
And
"The Batter is a Lesbian because Mortis Ghost says it and he kisses me and we make out and we kiss #winnerslovewinning"
"Wow Dreams been really quiet lately i wonder if hes trying to better himself"
Dream: I wish I was black......... I wish I was asian................
off amirite
People don't know cTubbo with ram horns originated from the Dadschlatt hc and eventually became symbolism to mirror him to cSchlatts presidency. We are LOSING the ancient texts.
The ram horns are NOT from snowchester because it's cold there. They are NOT to match with cRanboo. They are the byproduct of a headcanon that did not stick. We need to preserve old headcanons and theories that didn't last they're so fun. Wdym you think cRanboo was an industry plant that was going to sabotage the Tubbo Administration? (Real old theory)
Twitter is the only place still denying romantic c!beeduo in 2025. "The ccs didn't like their characters being romantic!" They faced the screen and said "we are in love with each other" several times are you serious. "Its boundary breaking" they are fictional characters who were married adopted a son and made out with each other. The only boundary being broken is heterosexuality.
c!wilbur seeing the exile tower
I was going to caption this "I used to pray for times like these" but then it would read as me praying for the moment this young boy is reminded he once tried to off himself. I used to pray for times like tumblr user waddei depicting this young boy being reminded he once tried to off himself, is what I mean. Which is morally better.
Sometimes, I wish the dsmp fandom was at its peak because back then, you could point out any half decent follow through in lore, and people would hail you as a genius.
Now when i say, "cWilbur gave lmanberg to cTommy knowing that he was going to blow it up. He was telling the truth when he said cTommy was never going to be president." People say "what" and "have you gone outside lately"
