hahaha holy shit this url was available

Is that a dick joke or something else?

if you want to be technical its a vagina joke.

It does! I have accomplished a pretty big goal here, too. Rescued a nerd from death. Pickpocketed him while I was at it. Smacked the shit out of an idiot. Gonna stick with the nerd to make sure he doesn't spontaneously combust or some stupid shit for a while, Leon's probably fine on his own for a bit, right?

oh yeah you gotta protect the nerds they're usually a bit flimsy in terms of taking a hit.

Can do, really. If need be I'll princess carry his ass. Sack of potatoes.

nerds like that make up for it in other ways.

It does! I have accomplished a pretty big goal here, too. Rescued a nerd from death. Pickpocketed him while I was at it. Smacked the shit out of an idiot. Gonna stick with the nerd to make sure he doesn't spontaneously combust or some stupid shit for a while, Leon's probably fine on his own for a bit, right?

oh yeah you gotta protect the nerds they're usually a bit flimsy in terms of taking a hit.

I love my job. Get people looking at me like I'm amazing for doing the same thing every day. Also got a sweet ass knife out of the deal because I caught it out of the air and pocketed it. When it was aimed at somebody's back, too.

it fucking rocks, doesn't it?

Recommended by Mercy

Like he's a nice guy but also

Ew

If that makes any sense

it super does.

perhaps she recc'd him for something other than bedside manner

They smell like green tea and bike to work I wanna go home actually

This isn't even MY appointment

THE LOLLIPOPS ARE SUGAR FREE

whomst the fuck

Temporary pediatrician while Mercy is busy

They're too nice I don't trust them

recommended by Mercy or nah

They smell like green tea and bike to work I wanna go home actually

This isn't even MY appointment

THE LOLLIPOPS ARE SUGAR FREE

holy-leapin-splits-batman

whomst the fuck

Yeah, probably. I've asked The Kids to just snipe me and take my ass out if it seems like I'm going to aim for either of them during that shit. I'd very much prefer not to be the reason one or both of em can't go home at the end of this.

Stuff tends to heal pretty fast, but if anything starts acting weird I'll keep from poking at it and ask for a 'hard reset' to see if that fixes it. And I'm not really eating much right now to start. When I do, it's pretty easy stuff I already got. Will keep that in mind, though.

do keep your energy, rest, and morale up though! fatigue is how they get ya!

I'm not feeling bad about that. I'm more worried about the 'I blacked out and slapped the shit out of him' part. Having control issues is bad enough, but that is like. A couple steps farther.

You are a fantastic and amazing person and I love you.

oh no that's totally beyond control issues you got the whole alphabet of cooties in you by this point

to be perfectly honest? i say ride the high while ya have it and if you're concerned about being a liability i'll just come bash your head in again, like hitting snooze on the clock.

you're a super ninja so obviously you're not taking damage that leaves heavy scarring but on the off chance you do get a big ding take extra care not to pick at it, yanno?

also i, personally, would not eat any fish dishes - if that shit isn't entirely de-boned and you swallow and you cut your innards up i don't know that magic can prevent the alphabet from doing weird shit.

Things I have done to the cockroach bastard within like five minutes of setting eyes on him:

Punched him in the face.

Punched him in the stomach.

A lot of kicking in a lot of sensitive spots.

Very nearly fucking bit him. In the face.

That's all I can remember because apparently when I get angry enough I fucking black out???

Claire says that I punched him through a wall for backhanding her and then tried to stomp his nuts through the floor.

I also called him a stupid cunt, apparently.

of course you called him a stupid cunt he backhanded your friend in front of you he's a fucking imbecile.

but don't waste too much of your breath on him; from what little information i have of him (and i mean LITTLE) he doesn't listen to anyone but himself. like that can be said for most people in those sorts of positions but he's on a very high level. i got into psychiatry to treat guys like him.

Decisions were made. Threw a knife at a guy with a rifle who was acting weird and shooting at Claire. Didn't even hit him, just tried to scare him. Soon as he stopped screaming, he started to lecture me.

Apparently this world also has nobles who think money and birth circumstances excuse whatever fucked up shit they decide to do. Can I kill this guy, or will that have Consequences?

shoot him in the thigh.

if he dies he dies.

prompts-in-a-barrel

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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Might be able to manage that if it's a while between events I need to be present for. If they want me to help Chris and the others with the shit they're working on, I will be stuck here doing that for a while, though.

i'm going to bite bones about it

I will once I can reach out to them. Currently I don't have a way to do that. I'm basically doing all of this blind, and I don't like that.

extract yourself and see about that asap

That is a good idea. And yeah, I do have some shit going on they'd definitely be able to put to use. If nothing else, Sheikah don't exist here and we have the capability to be pretty fucking strong if we put our minds to it. The idea of them finding a way to clone me is very bad, for lack of better words coming to mind. Feels bad, would be terrible for all involved.

I did have to LEARN how to use magic rather than being born capable of doing it naturally, but that doesn't mean there's no way they could make that happen. As it is, I have been trying very hard to keep that sort of....genetic dispersal type thing to a minimum, but there's only so much I can do. It's hard to know what could be viable for that sort of thing too, as I don't...

I don't know enough about that sort of process. I don't know what materials they can get from me to pull what sort of data from. Can they clone me using shed hair? Dead skin? Blood? Tissue samples? What about bathroom stuff, what data can they pull from that? How many did they take when I was in captivity? Did they all get destroyed when we broke out? Did the destruction of the city wipe it out? Did they send some off somewhere and they have it on hand to work with still?

I'm doing my best here, but I'm not omnipotent or whatever. I am constantly on alert, and it's definitely making things difficult for me. I'm not sure what to do here, and I am not being given a direction to go in.