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@mamaaaauwu
time for a new selfie post GET FUCKING HYPE
these are by me
this one is by my buddy @mortemancer (twt)
with the icon coming from another buddy of mine who doesn't really want to be linked but appreciates y'all appreciating her work.
Yeah, probably. I've asked The Kids to just snipe me and take my ass out if it seems like I'm going to aim for either of them during that shit. I'd very much prefer not to be the reason one or both of em can't go home at the end of this.
Stuff tends to heal pretty fast, but if anything starts acting weird I'll keep from poking at it and ask for a 'hard reset' to see if that fixes it. And I'm not really eating much right now to start. When I do, it's pretty easy stuff I already got. Will keep that in mind, though.
do keep your energy, rest, and morale up though! fatigue is how they get ya!
I'm not feeling bad about that. I'm more worried about the 'I blacked out and slapped the shit out of him' part. Having control issues is bad enough, but that is like. A couple steps farther.
You are a fantastic and amazing person and I love you.
oh no that's totally beyond control issues you got the whole alphabet of cooties in you by this point
to be perfectly honest? i say ride the high while ya have it and if you're concerned about being a liability i'll just come bash your head in again, like hitting snooze on the clock.
you're a super ninja so obviously you're not taking damage that leaves heavy scarring but on the off chance you do get a big ding take extra care not to pick at it, yanno?
also i, personally, would not eat any fish dishes - if that shit isn't entirely de-boned and you swallow and you cut your innards up i don't know that magic can prevent the alphabet from doing weird shit.
Things I have done to the cockroach bastard within like five minutes of setting eyes on him:
Punched him in the face.
Punched him in the stomach.
A lot of kicking in a lot of sensitive spots.
Very nearly fucking bit him. In the face.
That's all I can remember because apparently when I get angry enough I fucking black out???
Claire says that I punched him through a wall for backhanding her and then tried to stomp his nuts through the floor.
I also called him a stupid cunt, apparently.
of course you called him a stupid cunt he backhanded your friend in front of you he's a fucking imbecile.
but don't waste too much of your breath on him; from what little information i have of him (and i mean LITTLE) he doesn't listen to anyone but himself. like that can be said for most people in those sorts of positions but he's on a very high level. i got into psychiatry to treat guys like him.
Decisions were made. Threw a knife at a guy with a rifle who was acting weird and shooting at Claire. Didn't even hit him, just tried to scare him. Soon as he stopped screaming, he started to lecture me.
Apparently this world also has nobles who think money and birth circumstances excuse whatever fucked up shit they decide to do. Can I kill this guy, or will that have Consequences?
shoot him in the thigh.
if he dies he dies.
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
Might be able to manage that if it's a while between events I need to be present for. If they want me to help Chris and the others with the shit they're working on, I will be stuck here doing that for a while, though.
i'm going to bite bones about it
I will once I can reach out to them. Currently I don't have a way to do that. I'm basically doing all of this blind, and I don't like that.
extract yourself and see about that asap
That is a good idea. And yeah, I do have some shit going on they'd definitely be able to put to use. If nothing else, Sheikah don't exist here and we have the capability to be pretty fucking strong if we put our minds to it. The idea of them finding a way to clone me is very bad, for lack of better words coming to mind. Feels bad, would be terrible for all involved.
I did have to LEARN how to use magic rather than being born capable of doing it naturally, but that doesn't mean there's no way they could make that happen. As it is, I have been trying very hard to keep that sort of....genetic dispersal type thing to a minimum, but there's only so much I can do. It's hard to know what could be viable for that sort of thing too, as I don't...
I don't know enough about that sort of process. I don't know what materials they can get from me to pull what sort of data from. Can they clone me using shed hair? Dead skin? Blood? Tissue samples? What about bathroom stuff, what data can they pull from that? How many did they take when I was in captivity? Did they all get destroyed when we broke out? Did the destruction of the city wipe it out? Did they send some off somewhere and they have it on hand to work with still?
I'm doing my best here, but I'm not omnipotent or whatever. I am constantly on alert, and it's definitely making things difficult for me. I'm not sure what to do here, and I am not being given a direction to go in.
yeah nah. at this point you need to take it up with management because absolutely not.
you ever figure out one of your little warpy songs to come over to my house we'll get you fixed up good
I am angry about it as well. Going to have a very long and involved talk with whatever deities have brought me here, and with the ones at home, about this whole....mess. I'm hoping to not have to do anything beyond ask for it to be reverted. If they can't, or won't, I will happily accept that offer.
I've kept all of the notes I've come across, and I've got plenty of stuff copied from what Leon and Jill have found as well. I'm going to offer to swap information with these people once I've gotten through to somebody who is capable of making a smart fucking decision instead of a dumb one, so I might be able to piece together more information about whatever I was injected with.
If I sound a little weird, it's because I'm distracted by trying to come up with a polite way to demand an apology and the ability to talk to the person who runs the joint. I didn't kill anybody, I didn't punch holes in their building, and I've even been polite enough to announce when I'm leaving and how I'll be returning in advance. I don't care if it's a video call or whatever. I just want to tell them they need to be a little more careful with their hires. Maybe swear a couple times.
see i think you should cut out the middle man take it straight to whoever gave you this gig and tell them, like, if you so much as sneeze and not scorch the spot where the boogers landed, and some little scientist scrapes some up which even my hyenas know they would, they're going to get a whole new strain of bullshit that is magnitudes more powerful than anything they'd have cooked up if you weren't there.
like it goes beyond shooting the gig in the foot at this point and i was on Task Force X! those gigs had shooting themselves in the foot as part of the contract.
Same. I've been keeping tally of what sticks and what doesn't. State of wounds, limb removal, limb replacement, anything I can think of.
Anyhow...I'm just sitting here trying to calm myself down so I don't go back to the facility and start tossing people through walls or something the second someone looks at me funny.
i know so many scientists i could get someone to synthesize you the good shit as long as i bring them the recipe, and synthesize it in record time.
i'm angry that this gig has changed you.
I am, and I think it's a little of both. I definitely wasn't dealing with the urge to bite people before that happened, and it's kind of hard to stop myself when I get frustrated. I'm managing so far, but I did uhh. Slip. Twice. And used a skill that I very much should not have.
....yeah i don't fucking like this.
at all.
i want to break the timeline over my knee and get you innoculated
Same. Not a lot I can do right now besides try very hard to restrain myself and keep moving forwards. I don't seem to have any problems when it comes to my physical state, no weird mutations or anything, which is a relief. I'm guessing lunchables used an experimental strain or something. Or it's just really compatible with me for some reason, I don't want that one though.
...it persisted after I bashed your head in as well
What sticks around after I die is...odd. Hard to predict. I'm not sure what causes it yet. I thought it was something to do with replacement earlier? Like, my prosthetics stick around when I come back, but the collar that lets me speak doesn't. Sometimes wounds stick around but get scarred over instead of just disappearing. I can't find any real coherent pattern to it.
Still pissing me off
I am, and I think it's a little of both. I definitely wasn't dealing with the urge to bite people before that happened, and it's kind of hard to stop myself when I get frustrated. I'm managing so far, but I did uhh. Slip. Twice. And used a skill that I very much should not have.
....yeah i don't fucking like this.
at all.
i want to break the timeline over my knee and get you innoculated
Same. Not a lot I can do right now besides try very hard to restrain myself and keep moving forwards. I don't seem to have any problems when it comes to my physical state, no weird mutations or anything, which is a relief. I'm guessing lunchables used an experimental strain or something. Or it's just really compatible with me for some reason, I don't want that one though.
...it persisted after I bashed your head in as well
I am, and I think it's a little of both. I definitely wasn't dealing with the urge to bite people before that happened, and it's kind of hard to stop myself when I get frustrated. I'm managing so far, but I did uhh. Slip. Twice. And used a skill that I very much should not have.
....yeah i don't fucking like this.
at all.
i want to break the timeline over my knee and get you innoculated
I was correct! Soon as we got to the building they worked at, I got separated from the others, brought to a big open room, and they tried to use one of those stupid darts on me. And when that didn't work they got dumbasses with guns involved. I managed not to murder anybody, but it was real tempting.
Somebody higher up came along to do damage control with another bunch of dumbasses with guns, but they decided to talk first instead of just firing. Accused me of attacking the idiots on the floor. Also accused me of killing all of them. As though there wasn't an audience who watched the whole incident to know who made the first move, and as though they were not all very visibly still breathing. Seemed genuinely confused when I was angry but coherent and not just attacking people for fun or whatever.
I, very very politely given the situation, asked for an explanation. I was told I would be working with them in an unofficial capacity, as both Jill and Leon had vouched for me, and I was met with what amounts to a betrayal. I came with them with the intent to aid them, as my friends are going to work with them.
That was apparently never part of the plan. The actual plan. The dingdong who brought me here basically just told them I'd been experimented on and was dangerous. So I get to have that whole discussion and negotiation over again. And if I don't like what I hear, I'm gonna pop some holes in their nice, clean building, and crack some skulls.
very valid reaction to have, but as your friend and comrade in chaos i must point out to you they EXPECT you to crash out.
plus i have concerns about how that experimentation Lunchables did is affecting you.
can you escape outta there quiet style so we can talk a bit?
I can fuck off whenever I like. Entirely too easy, actually. They're taking a break to discuss things, so I'll let the one staying here to watch me know that I'll be back. By the door they brought us in, I'm not gonna break back into their building to get back to this specific room like an asshole.
Oh right.
But yeah I think you are experiencing increased aggression and I dont know if its the bullshit or the lunchables
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