the wrong bitch

if you ever come to see 2009 me remember that relationships dont work in the past

[secretchildkid-deactivated20200]

You’re welcome 😊🍋👑🐝

[bonkalore]

oops

[necpd]

[somebodygetmeafuckingfanta-deac]

[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[benevolencing-deactivated201704]

[epic-humor]

[mamasaidwut]

“fecho com o freixo”

[pinkharold]

I REALLY MISS HEARING HARRY’S VOICE

[harryallthetime]

Here you go, love. 

[oldschoolphannie]

George R.R. Martin is me

[awhisperofworlds-deactivated202]

i’m fucking crying

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[eniimasj]

had to reblog this 3 times bc damn

[cozmeesah]

EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?

[somethingratchet]

The white house will never look this good again

[mamasaidwut]

i already miss u, michelle

so many good moments

[1dedus]

Like I know Harry’s going to be in a movie but… Can you believe Harry is going to be IN A MOVIE.

[mamasaidwut]

me everytime i think about this shit

[a6]

do you ever kinda wonder how music is gonna evolve further? like where could music possibly go from here???? what new genres are gonna spring up that we’ve never imagined before???? do u think beethoven ever thought of trap music in his musty lifetime or

[unic0rrn-sluts]

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

[old-routine]

[hannibalism]

[mamasaidwut]

just go stare the wall, kevin