im Sleuth 👋

she/he. born '97. i like guinea pigs and robots

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[mamasmoothrocks]

i had a blog for decades and i can count my origi nal posts on my hand.

i do a lot of thinking and almost no talking

[mamasmoothrocks]

socializinf is so scary aa!! aaa!!! well i might as well do it

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[mamasmoothrocks]

ohhh we need your ID for tumblr soooo baadddd. no real porn here but. we'll sell u pedophilic AI chatbots.

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[girlvasectomy]

Carrie White

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[dollhair]

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[guineapiggies]

Via playboar_mansion

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[whysosirris]

[whysosirris]