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Ā Ā Ā Tiny Tooru runs off now, with no explanation as to what heās doing. However, he comes back soon after, having gotten his handy dandy pail and shovel! He sits down, plopping onto the sand. He holds the pail out to the other, already starting to scoop sand into it.
Ā Ā Ā ā Castle ! ā He cheers happily, now preoccupied with his scooping duties. He can imagine their finished product nowā something big and beautiful, with a moat and a princess! And possibly a knight. He wonders if there are any flags lying around to plant onto the tower he envisions standing next to their castleā¦
Ā Ā Ā At first the little boy was concerned that his friend would leave him. He wasnāt too certain as to where he was running off to after all. No explanation as to why youāre doing something can always cause a bit of worry. Though, it was quickly dispelled when the other came back with a pail and shovel. Reon was a bit confused at first before realizing how theyād build the castle. It seemed ingenious to the small boy.
Ā Ā Ā āCastle~ā His voice much softer than the otherās, he waited for his friend to finish scooping enough sand into the bucket. His patience much longer and stronger than most children his age. Then again, it never bothered him any to have to wait a little while for something. The wait would certainly be worth it.
ā Whatās a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ā
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
Ā Ā Ā āWouldnāt that ruin the point of a zombie?ā Heās stifling a small laugh as he points out the obvious. Then again, it was a cheesy joke.Ā āYou might as well invite it in for dinner and give it some.ā Though, he doesnāt mind entertaining the joke. Maybe it could get really confusing?
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ā yes, that way if anyone takes it theyāll have the worst dreams. my condensed screams may terrify them for weeks.ā he scoffed, a small laugh just imagining what may happen. it was a little amusing, he had to admit. but heād never let anyone use his screaming pillow. ā chamomileĀ ? there should be a tea store around here, maybeā¦? itās a pretty popular tea. it shouldnāt be too hard to find.ā he was already taking his phone out, scrolling through to see if he could find a store in walking distance.
Ā Ā Ā Reon canāt help a soft chuckle at the idea. His screams making for terrible dreams. Maybe thatās why it was so rare that he ever had any dream? Not that he entertained the thought for long.Ā āYeah, chamomile. Iāve heard it can help people fall asleep. I thought maybe I could use it when I wake up way earlier than I need to.ā A soft shrug went through his shoulders.Ā āI just havenāt tried to find it yet.ā
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ā a pillow, hmm ā I could try a pillow. ā he might wake up satori, but, the amount of times heās been woken up by the red headed ā and alleged reptile person ā was countless, so heād also see it as a nice form of payback to boot. really it was a win win.Ā ā Iāll buy a new pillow specifically for it.ā
Ā Ā Ā āA new pillow specifically for screaming into...ā He hadnāt thought of that. Maybe he should have gotten a new one? Either way, it helped when he was just in a screaming mood. No matter how rare they were.Ā āI might need to get some chamomile tea to help me sleep better at night. Though, I donāt know where to get any since I havenāt had to buy any tea before.ā Not to mention, he didnāt even know if heād like it.
subsettĀ replied to yourĀ post:Ā ā If by OK you mean like on the inside Iām just...
ā would it be easier to just yell outwardly, or more healthy ?ā
Ā Ā Ā āWell, it probably would be but... I donāt recommend it. You might startle someone. Actually, youād most likely startle me. Maybe if you screamed in a pillow? Iāve heard that helps.ā From who? Thatās not important heās just wanting to help. He is not saying he has done that. No, do not imagine Reon screaming into his pillow and Ushijima looking over to him worriedly.
ā If by OK you mean like on the inside Iām just going āAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!ā then yes, Iām quite OK ā
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
Ā Ā Ā āWell, if thereās no stopping the screaming internally then, yeah, itāll work. Itād help if you werenāt going like that internally. I mean, I guess Iām usually doing that too. So we can both be okay by those standards.ā Reon canāt help a slight chuckle. It was a bit of a silly conversation by his standards. Then again, a silly conversation to lighten up from time to time was nice.
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.Ā
ā God, what if we just fucked one day? ā
ā Donāt sass me in front of the internet. ā
ā Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ā
ā Come at me scrub lord, Iām ripped. ā
ā I just wanna have sex with space. ā
ā Get in the tub with me, daddy. ā
ā Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ā
ā That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ā
ā Stay in school. Donāt do drugs. Eat your teeth. āĀ
ā Make like a tree and fucking die. ā
ā Dude justā¦just pity laugh at least. ā
ā Man, Club Penguinās gotten weird. ā
ā We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ā
ā Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ā
ā Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ā
ā I havenāt had so much fun since I killed my parents. ā
ā Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ā
ā Whatās a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ā
ā Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ā
ā Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ā
ā I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ā
ā Donāt let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ā
ā The bananas has gone bad! ā
ā I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ā
ā Did you know Iām a professional joke? My life is a joke. ā
ā What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ā
ā [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ā
ā I canāt prove that someone ISNāT a reptilian. ā
ā Wouldnāt it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ā
ā These balls are coming at me fast and furious. Itās like that movie, āSpeedā. āĀ
ā Call me One Direction ācause my relevancy is dropping by the day. āĀ
ā One time I killed a person and I didnāt report it to the police. ā
ā I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. āĀ
ā Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. āĀ
ā If I canāt be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! āĀ
ā [ name ], Iām on a date with a guy/girl right now and youāre embarrassing me. ā
ā Iāve made a decision. Iām gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and Iām gonna climb inside. ā
ā I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ā
ā I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.āĀ
ā Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyoneās like āyouāre making dad jokes.ā ā
ā All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. āĀ
ā And Abraham said unto Moses, āBro, dude, aliens.ā ā
ā Iām gonna throw you out the window. We donāt even have any windows in this roomā¦Iām gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. āĀ
ā DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! ā Sorry. That didnāt come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ā
ā [ name ], if thereās one thing I can be totally honest about, itās that I would happily lie to your face.ā
ā If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ā
ā Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ā Ā Ā
ā I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ā
ā The only people who donāt like sluts are the people who donāt get any. āĀ
ā Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. āĀ
ā I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ā
ā First of all, you have to stop calling it āMary Jane.ā Thatās the first rule of stonerdom. People will think youāre a fucking narc. ā
ā First of all, no one says āpot-eyesā, you fuckinā narc. ā
ā If by OK you mean like on the inside Iām just going āAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!ā then yes, Iām quite OKĀ ā
ā When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. āĀ
ā Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, āCongratulations you wiped your ass, hereās a new shirt.ā ā
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well, seeing such a flustered expression was interesting ā it wasnāt often heād seen Reon so uncomposed, not that he wasnāt still composed, but sheepish. it was amusing ā almost making him want to tease a little just to see WHO he wanted to impress, even if reon had said there was no one. it was obvious by the rose fluster on his cheeks that there was something more to it. he let out a soft sigh, rolling his shoulder idly as he thought.Ā ā well, we canāt exactly stick teddy bears to you, but, maybe a headband ? something with animal ears would probably soften you up a bit. maybe some softer coloured clothes.ā he really wasnāt sure ā his own personal style wouldnāt exactly be called cute. Ā
Ā Ā Ā āAnimal ears would be a good idea. Then again, wearing those all the time might be a bit embarrassing.ā Reon canāt help but think aloud at the suggestion. Maybe he could just wear them on occasion. But what kind of animal ears would suit him? His eyes are closed again as he thinks about it.Ā
Ā Ā Ā After a moment, he opened them again.Ā āSofter coloured clothes? Iām not too skilled at choosing my clothes. Iāve let my siblings choose for me in the past and theyāre donāt normally pick thinking about if itād look nice on me. Iām quite used to getting some interesting shirts. Maybe some tights and a skirt?ā He was pretty much clueless. But those outfits usually looked cute to him.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā©Ā @mamaswan Ā ā”ād for a starter !
Ā Ā Ā Ā Here comes tiny Tooru , toddler terror , barging into the park of promised dreams !! Well , not really . He makes a detour first , waddling his little way over to the birds . Of course , the image of a small child whirling over to where you and your family are peacefully resting is not a good sign for a bird , and they fly away as soon as he gets there . Thereās a frown at that , but heās quick to recover , waving a quick ā bye bye ā to the birdy bunch . Now , onto the next task at hand ā¦Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Castle ? ā Pointing at another childās sand lump , he tilts his head curiously . Heās seen this person before , but theyāve never talked much aside from waving hello and goodbye . But Tooru is here to change that !Ā ā Castle ? ā He asks again . Perhaps this is an offer to help ?
Ā Ā Ā The young child next to the sand lump looked up, a bit startled, before a smile spread across his face. He nods his head as a way of sayingĀ āyes.ā He makes a small wave of his hand to motion the one heād hung around with to come over. His small brown curls donning his head, framing the chocolate colored puffy cheeks.
Ā Ā Ā Heād been working on the sandy lump for a while but it just wasnāt forming into a castle. Little Reon didnāt know what to do. Maybe his friend would? A quiet question of if they were friends rung in his head for but a moment. He was more excited and focused on the fact that his friend might help.
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Ā Ā Ā Reonās eyes lit up as the tiny figure was put into his hands. Anything small and cute and Reon couldnāt help the shine that would appear in his eyes. Not to mention it was given to him from Wakatoshi.Ā āI-I, itās so cute!ā He canāt help how his voice almost cracks as it raises into a higher octave than he usually uses.Ā āWakatoshi, where did you find this cutie?ā The need to take it in and take care of it was strong but heād have to get it to his house rather than try to keep it at the dorms.
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Ā Ā semi was a little more relaxed after heād been given some explanation, he trusted that the words were genuine. he still wasnāt sure in his own ability to pick out an outfit, but he would try his best to stear Reon into some sort of direction. Ā Ā Ā something CUTE though ? that through him a little for a loop. what was the sudden interesting in looking more cute ?Ā ā something cute ? ā he asked a little bemused.Ā ā was there someone you wanted to impress ? ā
Ā Ā Ā Reonās cheeks flushed slightly at the idea of impressing someone. It hadnāt been on his mind but he couldnāt help the slight embarrassment it gave him.Ā āAh, no, I didnāt, um,ā Reon scratched at the back of his head slightly. His brow was knit together as he tried to gather his composure after the embarrassing idea of impressing someone.
Ā Ā Ā āI was hoping to maybe look a little less intimidating since it isnāt really like me... I figured maybe having something cute would help. Like my stuffed animals. Though, itād be rather cumbersome to carry them around with me all the time.ā He canāt help but close his eyes as he tried to think of a better way to explain it.
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Ā Ā Ā When Reon was younger, he often wished for the same thing anytime heād see a shooting star or had the opportunity to make a wish. Itās still something he wishes for to this day. Heās not constantly reminded of it since heās started living in the Shiratorizawa dorms. Yet, itāll still pass his mind from time to time. A simple wish.Ā āI wish to spend time happily together with my family and friends.ā
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ā Youāre welcome.ā He mumbled out softly, nodding his head as he fiddled with his jumper. his lips quirked at the question. ā Hmm ā are you sure you want fashion advice from me?ā heād been told countless times ā by satori ā that he lookedā¦lameā¦and he didnāt want the same to happen to Reon.
Ā Ā Ā āIād prefer your fashion advice than anyone else from our teamās.ā His voice matter of fact as if there was no one else on the team heād trust to dress him. Though, it was more so that he finds Eitaās fashion advice to be more reliable than his other team mates. No offense meant. Maybe he could ask Shirabu for some advice as well. Then again, heād prefer to ask Eita than the second year.
Ā Ā Ā āI probably wouldnāt have asked for your advice in anyway if I didnāt want it.ā A small shrug plays about his shoulders.Ā āI figured youād probably be able to help me most with a more cute variety of clothing. I donāt have a very good eye for such a thing.āĀ