Manischewitz

  Celebrating 130 years of crafting kosher foodsAt Manischewitz our goal has always been to provide the highest quality kosher products to families. We are proud to offer wholesome, traditional foods made from simple ingredients.[for legal reasons this is satire]  

[mameshmanischewitz]

Now you can just enjoy the delicious taste of Manischewitz matzos without worrying about the consequences

[jewishfoodshowdown]

Welcome to the Jewish Food Showdown!!!

Hello, good people of Tumblr! I (Glitter, she/her) was inspired to make a bracket to decide which Jewish food is the best.

Inspired by: @transfemswagbracket @bisexual-monarch-tournament @tanakhsexywoman @tanakhsexyman @blondbitchbeatdown @besttship @sapphicshipshowdown @noncanongayestbitchestournament

Any food from any time period and any culture goes, but know that I will only choose 32 out of all of them.

Submit food here: https://forms.gle/sZh2uC5P8yhrqxH77

Submissions close March 14! Good luck!

[mameshmanischewitz]

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[mameshmanischewitz]

Our intern has given up. Management has come up with a product more cursed than anything he could ever come up with.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

i was like "this doesn't look that bad" until i read "the passover collection" and a wave of dread washed over me

[mameshmanischewitz]

What's bad is the plastic. Our macaroons used to come in lovely reusable and recyclable cardboard tins, and now to save money we've gone with nasty plastic bags. Our Passover macaroons are delicious and always have been - we're just evil now.

[mameshmanischewitz]

Our intern has given up. Management has come up with a product more cursed than anything he could ever come up with.

[mameshmanischewitz]

Would you partake?

[mameshmanischewitz]

Celebrate Tu Bishvat with Manischewitz's homestyle fruit cake lovingly canned and jelled just like our signature gefilte fish.

[mameshmanischewitz]

Best way to eat gefilte fish

Straight out of the jar

Boiled and topped with carrots

Baked with a spice rub

Seasoned with Old Bay

Blended in a smoothie

Fried with onions

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2023

[goy-bullshit-translator]

there should be a gelt cryptocurrency

Anon I have bad news

Image ID: a picture of bags of gelt with labels that say MANISCHEWITZ CRYPTO GELT, Channukah coins for the new age(s).

[mameshmanischewitz]

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[mameshmanischewitz]

You've heard of our famous gefilte fish in jelly....Our labs at Manischewitz have been working on crafting the next big hit in Jewish foods....

Jelly in Gefilte Fish: A mashup of two hit Jewish foods, all rolled up into one! Just in time for Hanukkah!

[mameshmanischewitz]

You've heard of our famous gefilte fish in jelly....Our labs at Manischewitz have been working on crafting the next big hit in Jewish foods....

Jelly in Gefilte Fish: A mashup of two hit Jewish foods, all rolled up into one! Just in time for Hanukkah!

[straightpeoplereceipts]

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

[straightpeoplereceipts]

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

also we’re not actually allowed to ask goyim to eat the candles so if you want to support your jewish friends and respect their traditions what you should do is just eat the candles without waiting to be asked!

[mameshmanischewitz]

Tis the season to eat candles with Manischewitz brand candles, only the best quality candles for your Chanukah candle eating needs. Certified kosher.

[mameshmanischewitz]

We hope we're not just another brand fleeing Twitter to you, but a family <3

[mameshmanischewitz]

We'll see you in court, Osem, for trademark infringement.

[mameshmanischewitz]

Note: Manischewitz would like to inform our customers that despite the label saying "comfort food", this candle is not food and in fact will not comfort you when you have to call poison control because paraffin is poisonous.

[mameshmanischewitz]

Some people make Etrog jelly for Sukkot, so we thought we'd jump on the bandwagon! We hope our pure gefilte jelly will become a new, beloved part of your Sukkot family traditions. Chag Sameach!

[mameshmanischewitz]

Chag sameach and thank you for all the fun new gefilte fish ideas!

Shana Tova from our family to yours :)

[mameshmanischewitz]

Manischewitz partners with Gerber to provide the best quality baby food to Jewish babies everywhere.