[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

Whatever *succumbs*

[bethanyactually]

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

[randomslasher]

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[mami-hope]

Purrrfect

[startrekvsfaceapp]

Also go vworp vworp

[bathrobe-hero]

[thebootydiaries]

me: where do you live?

vegan: I’m a vegan

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[ogaferoga]

It’s super effective!

Bonus:

[uriecriss]

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

[omghotmemes]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[omghotmemes]

The negotiator

[omghotmemes]

All the cool teens wear seatbelts

[gncrevan]

all you say is "be gay do crime" but when a bitch actually murders, cooks and eats people suddenly you care about the law

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)

me, working under pressure:

[killue]

realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:

[catchymemes]

[hellyeahdragonage]

me: I hope the pandemic doesn’t last long

the pandemic:

[hannibalism]