Mammon’s Waifu

I’m stressed, depressed, but most importantly obey me obsessed I make obey me incorrect quotes I’m a girl

[mammons-senmami]

Satan: I only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

MC: Last night you drunk texted me 1000 heart emojis.

Satan: OUT OF ANGER!!

[mammons-senmami]

MC: Hey, has anyone seen my top? I can’t find it anywhere.

Satan not looking up from his book: Yeah, Lucifer’s in his study.

MC: *chokes*

Mammon: *spits out his drink*

IM BACKKKKKK💖 miss you all so muchh

[mammons-senmami]

Hey how are you

Hello! I am great thanks for asking! I took a bit of a hiatus but I am back and better than ever😌 I hope you are well

[mammons-senmami]

Asmo: I’ll have vodka, and for them… they’ll have a Capri sun.

MC: Asmo. I’m 21.

Mc: I can order my own Capri sun.

[mammons-senmami]

*Lucifer pinching his nose*

Lucifer: I can’t believe you and MC broke the bed last night.

Asmo: Yeah.. what were you guys up to, hm?

Mammon: Umm..

[last night]

Mammon: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

MC: Try me.

[mammons-senmami]

MC: What are you, 5?

Mammon: Ya, Five heads taller than you!

MC: ...

Mammon: ...

Mammon: I’m sorry please don’t kill me

[mammons-senmami]

Beel: Do you guys think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Belhpie: You’re a hazard to society.

Mammon: And a coward. Do twenty!

[mammons-senmami]

I MEANNN... I will go anywhere with you😍

What did you guys think of the April fools trailer? I hope it’s not a joke and they do come out with an anime😭

[hanymelonom]

Mammon’s definitely the type of guy who’d stare at his crush MC in class

[mammons-senmami]

Mammon: Hey Levi, I’m going to the store. Ya need anything?

Levi: Yeah the will to live.

Mammon: ... I mean MC is in the human world. But I can swing by and get them if ya want!

[mammons-senmami]

Mammon trying to score a date w/ MC

MC: So.. what do you do?

Mammon: *remembers girls like bad boys* I sell drugs

Mc: Are you serious?

Mammon: *remembers girls like sensitive guys* To kids in need!

P.s. hey guys I’m back🥺 long time no see💓

[magicboysolomon]

please.....

[mammons-senmami]

I’m about to cry if I don’t get in within the next five minutes😭😭😭😭😭

[mammons-senmami]

Lucifer: It is unhealthy to eat Past 9pm

Beel eating lucky charms at 3am: Oh man, good thing time is just an illusion!

[mammons-senmami]

Hi hi! Sorry to be weird but I just wanted to say you're super pretty! 😅Hope you have a lovely day 😊

You’re not weird at all! Thank you so much hunni💓 I hope you have a lovely day too☁️🤍

[mammons-senmami]

Mammon: Hey Levi can ya carry this for me?

Levi: I don’t know..I can barely carry the weight of my own crippling depression.

Mammon: Levi pick up the damn grocery bag.

[mammons-senmami]

Lucifer explaining an issue to Satan

Lucifer: And that’s what I think. What about you?

Satan: ...

Lucifer: ...

Satan: I heard abosolutley nothing of what you said however... I STRONGLY disagree with you.

[mammons-senmami]

Belphie: “Sleepy” is a much cuter word than “tired.” Everyone needs to stop using “tired” and use “sleepy” instead.

Lucifer: I’m so “sleepy” of your shit.

P.s. I’m finally back after like a billion years🥺