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#news #associated press #i always tag so many things in hopes of notes i honestly would like to apologize #ben and jerrys ice cream #i would like to know what the titles of the pornos were i would probably lol because this is hilarious

I feel this on a spiritual level.

#drake and josh #drake bell #josh peck #tv shows #life #lazy

I’ve decided to be very cheap this Father’s Day

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Jim Halpert + looking at the camera requested by Nataliedorme.

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“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?” “Keep your powder dry.” “What does that mean?” “I’m not sure. I think it’s an 18th Century thing.” “Ok… well, what’s your greatest struggle right now?” “Getting across this road is gonna be pretty tough.”

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I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.

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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”