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god’s strongest degenerate 💖🍬✨

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJul 6

[man-with-five-ovens]

DO IT FOR THE BLOODYMARY!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJul 6

[man-with-five-ovens]

this is a sextape i’d pay so much to see.

it’s okay, morticia is a fujoshi and probably arranged it. grace is just happy his husband is having fun (aroace man in the cuck chair)

[kaelaroden]

It was my plan to draw them since I saw zaphodaa post (tt). Absolutely adore this idea for Adrian as Meryl Streep

Finally no references were needed to draw Bloodymary

[ga1axiii]

Ethan nursing Mark back to health

[man-with-five-ovens]

i see this and i raise you: mark nursing ethan with the markimoobs

sorry not sorry

[psycho-in-a-sweater]

Friendly reminder that Simon is only that crazy for survival reasons, Grace on the—other hand—is just built that way.

Simon hears a scary noise and tries to run the opposite direction. Grace will try to befriend it (thankfully, the last time he did that it was Rocky).

[charlesoberonn]

[man-with-five-ovens]

false

i prefer my bloodymary on the rocks

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[heeheelissy]

i will say my favorite thing about bloodymary content is the general “fuck you that’s how” attitude towards major plot beats

how did simon land in grace’s universe? fuck you that’s how

how did simon survive the iron lung? fuck you that’s how

how did simon heal from his mutations/whatever the blood ocean did to him (depending on the fic)? literally fuck you that’s how

[man-with-five-ovens]

at its heart, this ship is crack taken seriously and i will go down with it

[chaoticazul]

been thinking about Simon’s hair

[man-with-five-ovens]

he gave simon the bi girl bob

[stacy-yarche-neba]

He is the man who owns 5 OVENS

[man-with-five-ovens]

he’s just like me

[abstractredd]

do they know they exist

[vbnhuet]

🍄🐢🍝

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[janihanso]

ever since bloodymary the concept of the markiplier cinematic universe being shipped w ryan gosling variations tickles me,,,,

anyway discodoll

[sadcabbages]

I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE LIKED MORALLY DUBIOUS SILLY GUYS WHO ARE SECRETLY GAY* AND TORTURED

WARFSTACHE IS LOSING THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLLS. HELP HIM WIN!!!!

[man-with-five-ovens]

headcannoning that simon iron lung is transmasc. he got top surgery on eden and they gave his tits to the last tree

[sadcabbages]

Propaganda for wilford warfstache in the tumblr sexyman polls: He did this