my wicked tongue, where will it be?

You want me? I walk down the hallway. You're lucky, the bedroom's my runway. Slap me, I'm pinned to the doorway. Kiss, bite, foreplay. m. jones. manager extraordinaire. young blood. #nobitchassness

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rooose i miss you

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Still not seeing the problem here. You have a gorgeous smile, in fact, I’m going to make it a mission to make you smile even more. Your cheeks are fine, and still very much in tact. You don’t have to admit it, I can already see it in your face that you like being mushy. I promise that I have nothing that I’m hiding from you, but to be fair, anyone would be nervous if someone were to tell them that they were going to do some digging into their background. 

There goes another compliment. I swear I could kiss you right now. By the way, my sentiment is definitely the same, you’re one easy on the eyes as well. Hey, it wasn’t that hard to work with me. You just make it seem that way. You’re the one who made up all the rules, not me… If you really want to know what I’m thinking when my mind is in the gutter, I can tell you. You know you like our kind of distraction. It’s the best! I am not impossible. I’m being truthful. You are a sexy woman, I can’t help the way I feel when you’re around. Sneaking off while I’m asleep might be your best bet, you might want to leave me a message tho, that way I know that you didn’t leave because you’re mad at me or something. That’s my solution to our shower problem. Lol. Are you saying that you don’t like me?

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The problem is that I’m not used to this,that it’s too much, that I really don’t deserve it at all with how poor my prior attitude was with you. Sometimes I really do think you’re trying to kill me with kindness, but you know what? I’m gonna make you smile so much and then Tyson, you’re gonna know how I feel. You’re going to be begging me to stop. Okay, fine no digging around. Besides a good detective knows when to back down for the sake of the job.

You do realize that no one is stopping you from kissing me right? Like don’t stop yourself. Give into temptation Ty, you know you want to. There you go complimenting me. I swear I’m gonna need new methods of distracting you to keep you quiet. Hell yes, it was hard to work with you! But don’t worry you just solidified the fact that I had you whipped. At the time there needed to be rules though. I’m glad I didn’t budge on that. You know my nosy behind wants to know. If you tell me yours I might tell you mine. Fine! Our distraction is kinda fun and part of the reason, I haven’t needed a new assistant since last spring. You are impossible! You know what you’re lucky I like you. Oh that’s so cute, you know what just because you asked so nicely I’ll leave a message for you. Maybe one day I’ll ask you join me if you’re good. I’m saying that I like you, sometimes lol.

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Compliments are a good thing. I like seeing you smiling and happy. I’m not going to apologize for it. You were nice before I gave you that compliment, and by the way, I like being mushy sometimes, and admit it, you like it too. I can see it all over that beautiful face. You sure, you’re not going to dig anything up? That earlier statement sounded like a promise. Nothing. I have nothing to hide…I think.

You like my dimples and scruff huh? I’ll be sure to smile more and keep this scuff just for you. I only act like this when I’m with you. Thankfully, I don’t have to work with you or people would really see how foolish I can really be. Can’t help it though, when I’m around you, my head stay in the gutter. Lol. I gotta stay on the right track then, so I’ll work to keep you happy and smiling always. That’s probably for the best. Although I have to warn you, even in your sweatpants and hoodie you still look sexy. I don’t even know how we are going to resolve this shower problem now. I knew it! You had to like it or you wouldn’t agree to be with me.

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I know compliments are good thing, but it’s beginning to feel like my cheeks are going to melt off from smiling so damn much. Gosh, I’m pretty sure my cheeks are just liquid on the floor now. Okay I am not admitting to liking being so soft and mushy. That is where I cross the line. Tyson, the more you prod into whether or not I’m going to do it the more it makes me think you’re hiding something. So I’ll repeat my earlier statement, is there anything you need to tell me?

Well what woman wouldn’t like your scruff and dimples? I mean have you seen you? You are fine as hell, I was just pointing out the obvious things that are not your eyes and everything else about you. Yeah, thankfully because we all remember what hell it was when we worked together. You and this gutter boy, I swear. A piece of me wants to be nosy and ask exactly what these gutter thoughts but if I travel down this road, I’m sure we’ll get more distracted than we already are. You are impossible! You know what? I’m just gonna have to sneak off while you’re asleep. I bet you don’t even wanna really resolve this shower problem do you? Mhm, sure I “like” you. 

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What’s there not to like in you. You’re beautiful, talented, great in bed, stubborn as all gets, but I like that about you. So again, I don’t see the problem with you at all. I’d like to hear these reasons, but I won’t press for it right now. You’re scaring me now. Lord knows what kind of things you’re going to dig up on me. I am not being dramatic, and you’re not giving me a headache, you questions on the other are. Good, I really don’t feel like answering anymore questions anyway. 

You were being all complimentary. Men like that. Keep it up and I’ll gladly jump on you…not that I would do it at any given time. Nope, can’t do that. My head stay in the gutter with you. I don’t know. It must be a talent of mine. It’s not bad to feel so much tho right? I mean, as long as it’s good feelings I’m giving you. And we’re back to you making sure that you’re dressed when you have to be somewhere. You can’t be showing off all the goodies and not expect me to react. I am a man, and you already know we use our head down south more often then not. It sure does, we can even share soap! Oh, you know you like my nasty mind.

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You’re gonna set my face on fire if you keep complimenting me, Tyson. Is that what you want? How about I tell you one reason and then we cut the super duper mushy stuff because this is too much. I am feeling nice today because someone said I was beautiful, talented, stubborn, and great in bed. I’m not gonna go digging up on you per se but what are you afraid I’ll find? 

More compliments? You have the greatest dimples known to man, they somehow make you look endearing and sexy simultaneously. When you have a beard it’s dowrighht sinful looking too. Fine you can stay down there just don’t be mad when people ask you why your head is in the damn clouds so much. Yeah, a lot of what I’m feeling can be described as positive and happy. So in other words you’re on the right track. Fine just let me walk to my shower in baggy sweat pants and a hoodie and leave the same way so Tyson won’t try any funny business. Strangely enough I do like your nasty mind.

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Of course. I wouldn’t be pushing for a relationship if sex is all that I wanted. Glad you return the sentiment. It’s you, I know you can’t help but question everything, but sometimes you just have to let it be. Sometimes things just don’t require answers to. Pfft…Hardly. Woman, you’re giving me a headache with your questions. How about this, for now, I won’t question you and you don’t get to question me. That’s the easiest solution, or I’m going to end up with a killer migraine.

See, when you say things like that, you make me want to jump on you even more. You just know how to stroke my ego, among other things… Lol. And you are special to me. Everything of you is special. I’m a grown man with needs, you can’t expect me to behave when my sexy girlfriend is standing buck ass naked in front of me. Ain’t happenin’. Hey now, you know showering together conserves water and the environment. I’m all about saving the earth.

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Sometimes I wonder what the hell you see in me, like at all. I keep you around for reasons which I’ll tell you at a further date because I’m being mushy enough as it is. Is this your way of asking me to just let this one thing be? You know what fine, I won’t question you outright. I’ll just do my own snooping behind your back so I can make a correct decision. Am I really giving you a headache?  Or you just being dramatic? You know what? Fine. I won’t question you and vice versa.

Okay what did I even say that was jump on worthy? Not that I’m complaining about it, I just wanna know. Get your head out of the gutter, how in the hell do you even turn it that fast? How in the hell do you do make me feel so damn much? I do expect you to behave because if you want your girlfriend to stay employed I need to be there on time. Showering together does not conserve water!  Stop being nasty boy lol.

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Keep it fresh as in, I’m never bored with you. Not gonna lie, the sex is always a bonus tho. Lol. Do you have to question everything? Somethings don’t require an answer. Be happy that I’m happy with ALL of you. How much nicer do you want me to ask? You want me to get on my knees or something?

You are special. You should already know that. Hey now, no one is complaining here. I am satisfied, more then satisfied, if I’m being honest. You know that I can’t help myself when you’re naked. Next time keep yourself covered if you have to be somewhere, you can’t be parading all that sexy goodness and not expect for me to want to pounce on you. I’m a man, I can’t help myself.

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So you like me for more than just the sex is what you’re saying? Well good cause the feeling is mutual. I would say I don’t mean to question everything but then it would be a bold face lie Tyson. I do mean to question everything. I have figure things out so I can digest and deal with them in the proper fashions. Oh c’mon I thought it was one of my alluring qualities! I am happy but that doesn’t quite answer all of my questions. While the image of you on your knees is very appealing, no you don’t have to get on your knees. I just like giving you a hard time. I’m feeling complimentary because I woke up in a great mood today.

I know I’m special I get to see you shirtless damn near everyday. And you put up with me and all my crazy antics. Your girl knows she is very special. Glad I can keep you satisfied. You’re a grown man and you better learn to help yourself. My shower time ain’t meant for sharing.  

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I don’t like them all the time, but sometimes I do. I could do with a whole lot of yelling and cussing tho, the rest I’m good with. I told you the reason already. I like keeping it fresh. You’re the only one who don’t take crap from me. My world it makes sense. Hell yeah, I do. Alright, so why are you being all complimentary?

Nah, I like to keep all my shirtless goodness just for you. That’s always how we both end up doing when we’re alone together. Although I have to admit that I enjoy watching you walk around buck naked. That ass… Damn!

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By keeping it fresh do you mean us having make up sex or am I just completely off base? I guess I’m just trying to figure it out. I’m glad it makes sense to you cause I’m currently at a loss. Oh, you can ask nicer than that.

I feel so special that I get all that shirtless goodness all to me. You say that like sex with me is a bad thing! I see nothing wrong that we pass the time having fun. Is that why you followed me into the shower the other even though I was already five minutes late for work? You know you maed me twenty minutes late right?

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It’s easier, yes, but I live to argue with me. It gets my blood pumping. But I am learning not to argue too much. It’s tiring. That’s definitely the types of compliments I’m talking about. Oh I know, it’s really nice. I should question the reason behind your good mood, but I’m not going to. 

If you wanted to see me shirtless, we could just stay at my place. I’d be shirtless and then some, all day, every day.

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Are you telling me you actually like arguing with me? You like it when I yell, cuss, and roll my eyes at you Tyson? But why? In what world does that make sense? Aw, you liked those compliments? Go ahead question. I might let you know after three tries.

Or you could just take off your shirt and give everyone a treat. You could be shirtless and then some when I come over or when you come over.

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Okay… Okay… I won’t argue with you. I’m cute and handsome, and I can look cute when I blush. FYI, Guys don’t like to be called cute and/or beautiful. It makes us feel girly.

Ooh… Now that’s an idea. I meant the Carribean. Although…staying in bed all week could be interesting too. Hmm… Choices… Choices…

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See how agreeing with me is so much easier? I’m so glad you’re learning. Fine you want me to say how you’re all muscular and fine as hell with sexy eyes? I am just handing out the compliments today.

Carribean, tropical all the same to me. I mean I’ll see you shirtless regardless so I’m okay with either or.

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And here I thought only men had huge egos… You just like seeing me squirm. It wasn’t cute at all, Mercedes. I was humiliated. What type of grown man look cute blushing anyway? Not me I can assure you.

Well, at least you’re getting a break. You should take a break. Go on a vacation or something. I have a week off coming up. We could go somewhere nice and tropical, away from the hustle and bustle of Miami.

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If I remember correctly I said the blushing was cute not the content. I do like watching you squirm in more ways than one though. And Tyson you can be simultaneously handsome and cute. In case you forgot.

And where do you wanna go to Mr. Davis? I hear the Carribean is beautiful this time of year. Although we could always kick it old school and spend the week in bed.

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You’re right. I’m going to do that. Thank you, Miss Manager. Like garbage trashy and the kind of trashy that would piss off a lot of people. Oh lord, you had to go there, didn’t you? I’ve been trying to forget that skit ever happened, woman…

But enough about me. How are things doing in your parts of the land?

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I know I’m right. I happen to be right about a lot of things, but you didn’t hear that from me.Hey don’t shoot me for bringing up what over a million people watched on their television screens in mild horror and shock probably. I just happen to like watching you blush in frustration. It’s almost cute Tyson.

Mhm. Things are moving, now that the holidays are over all the big press junkets and holiday extravaganzas are over and I can breathe for the firs time since September.

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I’ve never thought of that. I guess I could do that, right? But that would mean longer hours for me. Oh trust me, majority of what I just read was trashy material.

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Ty, it’s basically your show. Go do things how you see fit. Go make your dreams come true and all that bull shit. Like complete garbage trashy or the five second rule still applies to this trashy? It couldn’t be as bad as that Thanksgiving skit they had you do.

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There’s a team of them. I’ve only ever talked to a few of them. They’re cool people, writers…not so much. And what am I supposed to tell them anyway? That they’re writing stinks? Yeah, that’s going to go over well. NOT.

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You could always join them while they’re writing the scripts and things so that way you have some input. C’mon the writing can’t be that terrible.

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But they’re not doing their job right and they should be paying me more for writing my own material, don’t you think? It’s only fair for them to do that since I’m being forced to correct some of their messes that they call ‘writing’.

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Have you ever sat down with them Tyson? Maybe talked it out? Or are you just discussing this with me? Not that I’m never going to say you don’t deserve a pay raise.

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Never thought it possible but my head is spinning after reading some of the things the writers got cooked up for the show. Aren’t writers supposed to be talented tho?

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Hey, you let them do their job and you do your job. I mean unless you want a pay cut and to spend more time working.

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Text || Belle

Quinn: I will take that mushy note, and keep it in my special place where all those little gems go.

Quinn: I know, it's hard to go through what you went through, and it is not easy to just dive back in, but just make sure you don't punish Tyson for him....it's not fair, and he's worth it.

Quinn: You need a good vacation girl, and a weekend in bed with that sexy man is not a bad deal at all. I would never interrupt that weekend, I want you to be happy and have a great time, uninterrupted.

Mercedes: I keep mine in the freezer right next to the ben and jerry's and vodka. That way if I need it, I just thaw it out and know how loved I am.

Mercedes: Are you vouching for Mr. Tyson Davis? Because if you are interested promise I won't give him a hard time.

Mercedes: Besides I kind of like him anyway. I'm only admitting that to you.

Mercedes: Okay, no interruptions and if I happen to message you tell me to get back to my activities.

Mercedes: Enough about me! How're you?

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Well that went surprisingly well,

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ardouradrianalopez:

My mom would be sad if I didn’t come home.

Are you going home for Thanksgiving Adri? Don’t be like me.