Eldritch Aberration

Erin, 20, she/her, trans, Queer. Icon by {@fairy warriors}

[elfdyke]

i love gay people so much its genuinely unreal

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[dykebeckett]

love that it's called the dashboard. I'm running over your poasts in my. car

[tooies]

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

[ellevandersneed]

had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[zeinfeld]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[utopicwork]

When you get stuck in traffic behind someone with bumper stickers that elude to some strange politics

[cryptotheism]

Is there any occult power to be gained by us gigglers and smilers? I want like orgone energy but you gain it by having a jovial heart

There are some who theorize Orgone is produced by laughter, or any intense emotion! Perhaps we could construct a sort of jester uniform covered in crystals and use this for occult power.

[vedurnan-archive]

BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!

[katatonicimpression]

Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

[nuchnibi-deactivated20211214]

walk around the club fuck all life

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[multibodied]

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]