dnp brainrot

mel. 30s/f/usa. likes & follows from @melrows

[danrifics]

i just started crying

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on TikTok!

19 January 2026

‘dan and phil 🤝 hudson and connor’

[meatballcat1-deactivated2026051]

[pseudophan]

@edwardspoonhands if dan and phil fucked in the hotel room next to you at vidcon would you be upset or excited? let me know, thanks

[pseudophan]

stop dodging the question hank

[cherryysundae]

hydrogen bomb after hydrogen bomb

[nukihowlter]

of course phil lived in apartment 1410 in the exact same timeline that shane and ilya first got together in room 1410 like of fucking course i need to die

[diphowell]

partners in everything

[banned-from-r-slash-dnp]

yeah

[manch-retaphor]

dan immediately clocking Ilya as a good dom 👀

[manch-retaphor]

the way dnp live rent free in my head anytime anything remotely rpf comes up like.... i saw all the pics of hudcon swapping clothes and my brain just plays dan saying "oh my god they shared clothes🙀!! did you know hudson and connor share clothes🤪?? "

[pseudophan]

nowhatwereyousayingiminterested! tellmeyourfacts :(

[manch-retaphor]

sag award nomination livestream is pulling dan and phil livestream numbers. like that’s crazy.

[sleepyslag]

there's a difference to me in saying dan and phil are dating vs phan is real. like on the one hand they're just a couple of guys who have been living together for 15 years yeah big shock. on the other hand I've been on tumblr since I was 14.

[sleepyslag]

do you get what I mean. phan is real is like a seismic shift in the culture. the way that my brain developed as a chronically online closeted teenager can't handle that information. dan and phil the real life guys are in love is like yeah what's new.

[otherwaybabe]

I saw a post saying "since rookie season...summer before" and "yup, the whole time" are basically the same line

and it's true

except one is a TV show that we won't get more of till 2027 and one in a literal fucking couple who are on IOM with their family together for the first fucking time on boxing day

[possumdnp]

I think what gets me even more than the mental image of Dan picking Phil up to do a “Phil Squat,” it’s that he apparently does it often enough that he has a silly little nickname for it?! Like, that’s so cute and boyfriendy I can’t stand it :((

[manch-retaphor]

"stop humping! put him down"

"put him down?"

"who's doing what to whom?"

"not on christmas day"

"got to watch out for the redding dog walkers. that's just dogging"

"oh i was thinking about..."

"that's what we'll do on christmas eve"

"...euthanasia"

"so not group public sex?"

hands down most unhinged 10 seconds of the patreon to date

[ahappydnp]

they’re like really really in love huh. that’s crazy. i lovingly make you coffee in the morning girl what am i hearing with my ears on a monday

phil sleeping in while dan lovingly makes them coffee every morning WHO CARES!!!! oh look at me i'm dan and phil and we invented love like get fucked