Simply Life

22. EMT. Always looking for the next adventure. Her/She (pronouns and candy).

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[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

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[mjalti]

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

[hella90s]

“I liked them before they were famous”

[frawgs]

my heart is a toddler throwing a tantrum in a store and my brain is the parent continuing to shop 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

I’m screaming jesus

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[just-shower-thoughts]

We still don’t have countdowns on toasters.

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

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[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[haz-loves-tommo]

THESE SIX TWEETS ARE THE REASON I CAN’T SLEEP AT NIGHT

(and yes, they’re all real too)

[shysmitchell]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to the gym is like a choice between you hating your body or your body hating you

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