fucksticks the magic dragon

more metal than the left side of the periodic table, keeping it rustic and brown since 1997

[phospholipid]

baby girl you smell like quarters

[nstoner]

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

[hornyonmainstreet]

1. Hello

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

I've decided to develop another mental illness, any suggestions?

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

*furiously scribbling this down in a letter to my psychiatrist*

[niedopalek]

they’re advertising Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water now

[the-greentext-guy]

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[jaslrah]

Don’t forget about this one.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[thegarnet]

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

[thegarnet]

god i AM josh.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I hate mennnnnnn

[sexwitsockson]

he text back yet?

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[bigstinkman-deactivated20191122]

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[wayneradiotv]

which will you press…

[deadlinejon]

i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op

[wayneradiotv]

oh fuck

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[theweirdwideweb]

A bear hanging out at a deserted Noodles & Company in Duluth, MN