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@mandalorianheadcanonsandsuch
Like Baby Yoda, I too, require a lot of sleep, wait for people to give me food, do absolutely nothing but when I do I need a break, am responsible for all the chaos around me, only like a few people and hide from everyone else, and wear the same outfit every day. Where's my attention and complete adoration?
*PTERODACTYL SCREECH*
In the Mandalorian (2020) when he’s asked to relinquish his weapon, Mando says he can’t because it’s part of his religion. This is because the mandalorian is American.
star wars week 2023: may 17 • favorite tv show » the mandalorian (insp.)
I’m in love with that Din is still struggling with the Darksaber, that he can barely get it up off the ground, that each time he picks it up, it feels heavier and heavier!! Yeah, that’s because it’s a psychic sword that absorbs your thoughts and feelings!!! Your emotions become part of the blade!!! Din is still not in a settled place, he’s still unbalanced in his own mind and heart, even when he’s so close to his goal, he still hasn’t put everything on straight up in there, so the Darksaber feels like it weighs five tons because it’s Din’s thoughts that weigh five tons!!! He only ever uses it in fights where he’s going after a bounty or protecting himself, he can still use it, but it’s so hard!! And then Bo-Katan comes along and she’s fighting to save Din, to save someone else, and it’s light as a feather in her hand!! Because it’s a psychic space sword that was made by a psychic space wizard who powered with a semi-sentient psychic space rock at its heart and a Jedi’s lightsaber always works better when you’re focused on other people rather than yourself!!!
#He just wants some soup
Bonus, it’s safer than chowder
#vroom vroom gotta save my dad
YOU THROW GROGU???? YOU THROW HIS BODY LIKE THE FOOTBALL????
JAIL FOR FATHER! JAIL FOR FATHER FOR 1000 YEARS!!!
Ok I see all those “Bo-Katan kept the Mythosaur to herself for nefarious reasons / schemes / betrayal” theories, and I raise you the significantly more funny “I’m going to sound absolutely insane telling this devoutly religious man, who’s magic mythosaur I openly mocked five minutes ago, that I just saw one and he didn’t because he was half drowned”
Bo-Katan affirming Din’s redemption and everything “I witnessed it. You are Mandalorian again” only to immediately follow it up with “Can we leave now” I love her so much
people need to understand, Bo-Katan Kryze is The Mandalorian. she's a member of the royal family on a quest to reclaim Excalibur and lead her people. this woman has a mythic, Arthurian destiny she is doing her damnedest to fulfil but it keeps getting sidetracked by the shenanigans of a Troubled Single Dad Trying His Best, which is part of what makes this show so goddamned funny
be bo-katan
look for mandalorian excalibur to reunite your scattered people
help out some dumbass getting jumped by fishermen
he has the nicest armour you've ever seen in your life and drives an absolute piece of shit spaceship
hardcore religious nutjob tho, gets all weird when you & your gf take your helmets off in front of him
get him to help steal some shit, dude's pretty handy in a fight
offer him a job but he turns you down, he's busy looking for a daycare for his magical gremlin baby
send him to go find some chick who beat your ass 20 years ago got kicked out of magic school and is probably dead
drinking at the bar a couple weeks later
same guy walks in with fucking goddamn boba fett and says you gotta help rescue his kid from the fucker who stole excalibur
agree to go on dangerous mission so you can get excalibur
he gets excalibur by accident even though he doesn't want it or know how to use it
almost get killed by robots
your posse & your gf leave you bcuz no excalibur
feelsbadman
sulk in your palace for a year
fundy weirdo shows up, says he has to climb down a wet hole on your home planet for religious reasons
give him directions and threaten to shoot him if you ever see him again
his kid lands on your doorstep next day like Lassie telling you someone's in the well
drive him back to the homeworld and find mr single dad getting his ass kicked and his blood stolen
rescue him
he still wants to go get baptized or whatever, falls in the water like a total dipshit and almost drowns
rescue him again
imperials blow up your sweet mansion
weirdo says he has a place where you guys can lay low
now you've accidentally joined a cult
Din "accidentally becomes mandalor" Djarin and Bo-Katan "accidentally joined a cult" Kryze are my favorite pair of besties. Platonic soulmates. Two halves of a whole idiot.
I’m just imagining Din & Bo stopping to have a conversation with someone and out of habit Bo reaches up to take her helmet off and Din just sticks his hand out without missing a beat and pushes it back down onto her head before she can 😂
*Muffled annoyed Bo-Katan noises*
You guys know what that means
Weirdly competitive Dad!Din and Dad!Paz
Petition to make the rest of the season basically be Din and Paz being soccer dads cheering their sons on
Is none of y'all gonna talk about Grogu's cute AF run?
