fresh poison each week;

manda vernon, nineteen, experienced.

[gdilux-deactivated20150624]

“Totally wasn’t listening but I agree with you, bud.”

[mandavernon-blog]

“I was telling you your hair looks like shit. Glad you agree.”

[travgideon-deactivated20150629]

“Psh. Two years out of high school and I can still do acrobatics as if I’m still on Show Choir. Thank god for keeping up on my exercise and cardio routines. Gotta’ love staying fit”.

[mandavernon-blog]

“If you fall and crack your skull open, I’m telling the ER nurse that those were your last words.”

[aubreycab-blog]

Do ya’ll ever have trouble believing when people tell you to have a good day? Because earlier this morning I topped to say hello to this person’s dog, and they were like, buggin’ that I wanted to say hi to their dog, and then they told me to have a good day and I didn’t believe them for one single second. Why do people lie?

[mandavernon-blog]

“Maybe they thought you had rabies, or something of the like.”

[azaleafcks-blog]

Whatever happened to those Fruit of the Loom commercials with those random ass people in fruit costumes running around? Did Victoria’s Secret buy them out? Crazy. Watching people run around in fruit costumes is much more satisfying then watching models model lingerie.

[mandavernon-blog]

“You have some sort of weird fruit fetish, don’t you?”

[redjaxon-deactivated20150715]

“But who is saying that I did appear not on purpose?” he asked, slowly walking towards her.

[mandavernon-blog]

Manda raised a brow as she looked at the other, her voice teasing as she spoke. “Are you flirting with me, Luca? Because, in that case, I could just stop getting dressed now and save us the trouble."

[atderekchunn]

❝ I was just curious, I don’t mind at all. ❞

[mandavernon-blog]

“Well, you know, curiosity killed the cat.”

[okayeli]

“Sale, shoes, sparkly– - need I say more?”

[mandavernon-blog]

“Leaving me for shoes? That’s even harsher than I expected. I was hoping maybe it was a hot date or an email that your new vibrator arrived. At least those are fun.”

[butwinona]

Have you ever just had a really good day? Like when you’re happy for no reason at all. I had one of those days today. 

[mandavernon-blog]

“No. Typically those are signs that you’re on drugs.”

[interglctycs]

Someday I’ll be like the worst mother in the world, you know? Because if someday I have a daughter I’m going to name her lizard and she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no, my name is lizard.” Just because I think it’s funny.

[mandavernon-blog]

“If I find a two year old walking down a busy street with a knapsack full of their belongings, I’ll make sure to return them to you.”

[aixsana]

“So, are you up for it? Come on don’t make me beg.”

[mandavernon-blog]

“If I say yes, will you still beg? For my amusement.”

[legallyholbrook-blog]

Rhett clicked his tongue dismissively at the comment. “If I wanted to see you naked I’d need a whole lot more than good timin’.” The man leaned against the doorway, keeping his eyes low out of respect and habit from the days in which he was capable to revel in sights as such - at his own expense when around certain women. “Y'know, accordin’ to my watch I’m pretty sure you said five minutes ten minutes ago.” He swore, a small smirk tugging at his lips as he admired his own sense of humor.

[mandavernon-blog]

Manda snickered, reaching her hands behind her to zip her dress as Rhett finished speaking.”Well, if it’s any comfort, I would’ve let you see me naked anyways. Guess that ol’ southern charm just gets to me. And time management isn’t my best skill, I thought this was a mutual agreement. But, really, all I have left is my shoes and we’ll be out the door. Promise.”

[carekms]

“–Seriously? Can whoever sent me handcuffs please come collect them? The sex toys were bad enough but this is taking it a step too far, don’t you think? People have weird ideas of fun.”

[mandavernon-blog]

“Well, I was definitely not on the sending end of this ordeal but I’d be more than willing to take them off your hands -- in more ways than one. But I’m guessing you’re a little too vanilla for my liking, am I right?”

[mandavernon-blog]

“If you wanted to see me naked, you could’ve just asked instead of barging into my room while I was getting dressed. -- I’ll be done in five minutes and we can go, don’t be so impatient.”

[atderekchunn]

❝ Why are you staring me at like that? ❞

[mandavernon-blog]

“What - I can’t check people out once in a while?”

[okayeli]

“Are you just going to stand there and yammer on about whatever it is you won’t shut up about or are you going to help me find my keys?”

[mandavernon-blog]

“-- I’ll help you find your keys if you tell me why you’re so dead set on leaving. Personally, I’m a little offended.”

[mandavernon-blog]

okay, hi, i’m lydea and i’m super excited to play manda and to play w/ you all and just to be in this group in general okay. manda can be a bit of a bitch and too blunt but i promise she’ll try to be nice!! p.s. my ask is always open for plotting