On a scale of Draco Malfoy to Diana Cavendish, how satisfying is the ultimate storyarc of your fair-haired blue-blood magic-using rival of the plucky brown-haired magic-using protagonist?
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On a scale of Draco Malfoy to Diana Cavendish, how satisfying is the ultimate storyarc of your fair-haired blue-blood magic-using rival of the plucky brown-haired magic-using protagonist?
Some more Battle Ready Baggins! Looks like there’s some flowers in there.
“That night after their heated argument, Bilbo and Thorin had spoken for a few days. Their journey was silent, Fili and Kili cracking a joke or joining in some small talk with Bofur every once in a while. Gandalf and Legolas would just observe.
There was a lot of tension in the air, Bilbo and Thorin wouldn’t even be near each other every time they would make camp. Thorin was regretting everything he said that night, he regretted seeing the tears in Bilbo’s eyes. Now here they were barely sharing a word and it just feels like a mountain is on the dwarf’s shoulders.
Well he was King under the Mountain. Heh.
While traveling towards the next settlement, Thorin kept a distance away from Bilbo on the road. He would glance up at the hobbit every now and then, but he would fail to try and say anything every time.
It was spring, so it wasn’t a surprise when he saw that some of the trees along the forest were in bloom. Thorin watched as Bilbo passed by a tree that was heavily littered with white flowers. He recalled their conversations from their journey to Erebor, how Bilbo would describe the different flowers in his garden - what they meant, what they could be used for, how the white ones reminded him of the happier times with his mother -
Thorin blinked, looking up to the flowers. Hm.
The dwarf went up to the tree and had ran a hand over some of the large flowers, feeling every petal along his fingers. He looked ahead towards Bilbo, and then turned back to the tree. He quirks an eyebrow and pulls out once of his daggers from his coat.
Bilbo rode along the road on his horse, lost in his own thoughts as he kept his eyes towards the ground. He heard the thunder of running hooves and he looked back to see Thorin riding up next to him.
“Mr. Baggins,” the dwarf proclaimed, “I must speak to you.”
Bilbo furrowed his brow, looking up with a tired expression, “Not now, Thorin.”
“It is important,” Thorin was holding onto the reigns of his horse with one hand, holding something in his hand with the other.
“I am in no mood for any conversations, dwarf,” Bilbo turned away, his eyes looking away from Thorin.
There was a pause, Bilbo unaware that Thorin was reaching out to him.
“Fine. Then I will leave you with this -”
Bilbo turned his head a little more away from the dwarf, “I don’t want any more arguments, Thorin,” he snapped.
Another pause, Bilbo closing his eyes to try and drown out whatever Thorin was going to say. He was tired of the tension, he was tired of seeing Thorin and just thinking about the ache in his chest, he just wanted to be left alone.
But nothing came.
Instead he felt something settle behind his ear. Bilbo opened his eyes and raised a hand to his head and felt the softness of a petal - a flower petal.
There was a large white flower behind Bilbo’s ear, and he gave a small smile at the thought.
Though he pause, confusion setting upon him. He looked up to Thorin, and found the dwarf riding ahead of him. Thorin looked back, giving a small, tender smile towards the hobbit.
There was silence, but it felt as if Thorin was saying, “Think of our happier times.”
Bilbo blushed and guided his horse to ride along side Thorin.
From a few yards away, the company was watching the hobbit and the dwarf king as they road ahead. Fili couldn’t help the snicker on his face as Kili begrudgingly thew a pouch of coins towards him, they had made a wager of course. Bofur smoked his pipe with a smile, glancing at Legolas who just shook his head. Gandalf was riding along, and even though they were far behind Bilbo and Thorin, he could definitely tell that the two were gently holding each other’s hands.”
A little shorter then the others. I thought you guys would enjoy the small cute story. :)
Stay tuned.
Reading a fanfiction with 30 chapters and your otp gets together in chapter 3
Bird watching boyfriends. Bilbo has his lucky birdwatching hat on (of corse he has a lucky bird watching hat)!! Thorin’s not a huge fan of the bird thing, but he’s up for anything Bilbo likes. As compensation, he makes Bilbo cuddle with him while watching Friday Night Smackdown.
Been a little while since I’ve drawing some Battle Ready Baggins - been a little busy with deadlines. So here’s a scene - I’ll let you guys decide what’s going on. :)
Stay tuned.
Thorin lives and everyone is happy AU part 1/?
A map wouldn’t even help it’s a wonder they found erebor
King and Consort Under The Mountain
Can we all just stop for a moment and look, and I mean actually LOOK at this shit?
Look at his fucking expression. That is not ‘unimpressed’. That is ‘omg ur pwetty’ in the manliest manner possible.
And then there’s this shit.
Excuse me, but can you bloody SEE the clear admiration on his majestic little face? Like, um…the mighty warrior is looking at a curly-haired, handkerchief carrying HOBBIT like he’s the most amazing fucking thing ever in the history of everness.
Which brings us to this.
Oh look, it’s the ‘smile into their shoulder so they can’t see how being close to them turns you into a puddle of kittens’ trope that’s used in practically EVERY ROMANCE FILM/BOOK EVER MADE THIS SIDE OF PLUTO.
Because fuck you, Pluto is a planet too.
AND THEN THERE’S THIS SHIT.
Like, why would you even need to touch him here?! Oh right, yeah, because this is the ‘I need to make sure you’re okay but I don’t wanna ask cuz then you’ll know I think ur perfect and oh fuck now my hand is on your arm don’t panic and pretend to be protective. Bitches love protective’ trope so commonly found in…you guessed it! ROMANCE!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS SHIT.
UM, EXCUSE YOU.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!
THIS COULD NOT GET MORE LIKE A WEDDING UNLESS SODDING MAHAL HIMSELF TURNED UP AND WAS ALL
“SUP! Lemme marry yo sweet majestic ass to that pretty golden crowned bunny of awesomeness.”
ROMANTIC FIRELIGHT LIKE NO OTHER KIND OF LIGHT EVEN FRIGGING EXISTS, BILBO IN FUCKING BRIDAL WHITE, A LONG CONVENIENTLY ISLE-LOOKING HALLWAY WITH FUCKING GUESTS WATCHING THE PROCEEDINGS!
If the Hobbit crew got any more shipper trash, they’d be a fucking landfill.
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SassBilbo or DarkBilbo because it’s damn good !
We all have our theories about why Thorin gave Bilbo the Mithril Shirt …
In the Book, Bilbo found it, showed to Thorin and then Thorin gifted it to him …
was the Mithril a simple gift? was it a token of deep friendship? was it a token of deep affection? was the only the first, in what was meant to be a long line, of Courting gifts?
before answering, remember that, regardless of what you think, Thorin did in fact give the shirt to Bilbo, a Non-Blood Relative, a Non-Dwarf, someone he at first did not care for. this ‘shirt’ was so valuable, that Gandalf stated in LOTR that it was worth more than the entire Shire and all that was in it … THORIN GAVE THIS TO BILBO IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS GOLD-MADNESS, a time when he even thought his fellow Dwarves, who had sworn loyalty to Thorin, had stolen the Arkentstone.
now, in the story, we learn that when Bilbo took the shirt with him to the Shire … he never wore it again … but gave it to what was the Shire’s equivalent of a museum … and there it stayed for a great number of years … BUT WHEN HE LEFT THE SHIRE, at the age of 111, HE TOOK THE SHIRT BACK AND TOOK IT WITH HIM TO RIVENDELL. Bilbo left behind his ENTIRE LIFE … his home, his books, his parent’s things, ALL OF IT, and he only took a few clothes, his walking stick, his journal (which told of his time during THE QUEST FOR EREBOR) … AND THE FUCKING SHIRT THAT THORIN GIFTED HIM!!
and don’t forget … Bilbo NEVER FUCKING MARRIED!
AND ALL THIS IS CANON FROM THE FUCKING BOOKS/STORIES!
I want someone to please FUCKING tell me how THE FUCK people STILL try and say that Thorin was only a FUCKING FRIEND TO BILBO!
BITCH, PLEASE!
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