you are a flower;

you're the cutest thing i've ever seen, cuter than puppies and prettier than flowers.

[maneefah]

Me: I'M GONNA DO A THING

Me, later that same day: I did not do the thing

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[teenscoolest]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me in the UK

me: where can i get a good hamburger brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad me: please i’m so hungry

[eggirl2924-deactivated20140102]

[old-slubber]

mac and cheese

[yourwaifu-deactivated20141013]

what?

[identificat]

mac and cheese

[squided]

That’s an egg

[dickdjames]

What if instead of “fuck yeah” people said “fuck yup”

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

if you were a flower you’d be a damnnnndelion

[maneefah]

follow buzzfeeds thnx

[fh3207972]

bring back that thing where people used to pound on their chest twice and then throw up a peace sign

[africanaquarian]

Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.

[pluralfloral-deactivated2021041]

because you go to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon

[africanaquarian]

[maneefah]

Me, a purse snatcher: why is everyone carrying around breadsticks

[maneefah]

me: *calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[h0odrich]

*looks good as hell sitting in Times Square waiting for humans of New York guy to run into me*

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

[sequals]

lowkey always gonna have a thing for ya

[apjvff]

*walks through a bead curtain*

[jets-break-the-soundbarrier]

Reblog if ur excited about turning into a bald eagle tomorrow