[irritumm]

loki: *hugs tony lovingly*

steve: weren't you two having an argumant earlier? loki, don't you claim to be a vilain with frozen heart incapable of forgiving people?

loki: shit, you right

loki: *hugs tony aggressively*

[nightmaresyrup]

You could draw a Bard Owl who's a barred owl.

Good idea!

[nightmaresyrup]

You could draw a Bard Owl who's a barred owl.

Good idea!

[ficauthor]

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

(Porky is about to fight the Crusher)

Porky: Any tuh-teh-eeh-tuh-teh-tips or strategies?

Daffy: Throw dog treats at him.

Porky: …How will eh-buh-dee-eh-buh-dee-THAT help?

Daffy: I'll find it hilarious.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Daffy: Are you implying that I'm stupid?

Bugs: Wow, for someone who's stupid, you figured dat out quickly.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Daffy: I've concluded that the world would be a much better place if we'd all be a little less selfish and just start treating each other better.

Bugs: Good for you, Daff… so what are you gonna do about it?

Daffy: Wait for the world to start treating me better.

Bugs: (dryly) Of course.

Daffy: I'M OWED, BABY… I'M OWED!

[www-dot-trash-ships-dot-fuck]

daffy: we both look very handsome tonight

bugs: y’know, if you- if you’d just said that i looked handsome, i would have said “so do you”

daffy: i couldn’t take that chance.

[sarsoras-blog]

Bugs: *upset over a breakup*

Daffy: bugs,I promise you.you'll find love again soon.time will heal a broken heart

Daffy:*picks up a rock*

Daffy:but not that bitch's window

Daffy: *throws it and breaks the house window*

[drarreckyninja]

*At a speed dating event* Bugs: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Daffy: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Bugs: *Checks his pulse* Sorry, not yet. Daffy: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[drarreckyninja]

*At a speed dating event* Bugs: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Daffy: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Bugs: *Checks his pulse* Sorry, not yet. Daffy: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

Daffy: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Bugs: Twelve, actually.

Daffy: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Bugs: Yours!

Daffy: That's right: no one's.

[oldcartoonsquotes]

Daffy: we should kiss

Bugs: no

Daffy: please?

Bugs: no

Daffy: PLEASE!?

Bugs: fine!

Daffy: yay!

Daffy, after they kiss: wow you have issues

Bugs: seriously!?

[sarsoras-blog]

Daffy: it's seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Bugs: daff, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[silversodas]

Bugs: End of discussion

Daffy: Thank you for ruining my life! You don’t remember what it’s like to be my age!!

Bugs, shouting after Daffy who bolted up the stairs: I AM FOUR YEARS YOUNGER THEN YOU!!

I kinda wish the Looney Tunes Show and other adaptations sprinkled in these interesting facts, with zero context.

[oldcartoonsquotes]

Pwease, pwease, more baffy prompts? 🥺❤️

Daffy: I act stupid around people I have a crush on

Bugs: you always act stupid

Daffy: yeah, try not to think about it too hard

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Porky: Would never stab anyone.

Bugs: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Lola: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Daffy: Would stab without warning.

Tina: Would stab as a warning.