gucci eye bags

have you tried bootlicking?

[mangekillurself]

i did it to test my- sasuke stop crying im trying to give my bad guy speech- i did it t- SASUKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 312

[mangekillurself]

"itachi how do you do it" they ask. unfortunately the answer isnt so simple. not everyone can be the fall guy for the concept of Peace on Earth

[mangekillurself]

you might be mad at me for all the things i did "wrong" HOWEVER have you considered being an older sibling js really hard

[mikufanclub]

[radio-jupotter]

Wake up... A cup... get your tits sucked...

[mangekillurself]

hiiiii (murderously)

[mangekillurself]

yeah the shinobi system is a fascist war machine whatever. look at how fucking fast i can do these hand signs

[mangekillurself]

hello gay people in my phone

[mangekillurself]

long time no see. my passwords got sold on the darkweb. you know how it is

[mangekillurself]

All things considered you being dead is not as bad as having to lie to your sister in law that your brother loves her. You’re a great liar king but you deserve the rest 😌💫✨

never thought of it like that.......... wait he actually married that pink haired girl? i thought it was a joke

[naruto-bottom-text]

Itachi Time: truth tea

[mangekillurself]

trying to get an optometrist appointment as a fugitive is insane....... the front desk girl is always like uchiha? like the clan? and then i have to hang up :/ im running out of walmarts

[mangekillurself]

real reason i killed my clan is cuz acab

[mangekillurself]

happy pride to all the gay people of the world. as a straight ally i- just kidding lol can you imagine

[mangekillurself]

the best part about being dead with your gang is that you no longer have to worry about them finding out you're a double agent for the state :) hey sasori when did you get here

[mangekillurself]

showing up to the akastuki zoom meeting late and muted with video off. no i will not turn my camera on. my eyeliner is uneven :(