ok

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[lizzy-frizzle]

Girls love me because I am cute and autistic

[lizzy-frizzle]

Girls find me endearing because I can't figure out social cues so there's always something Off about me

[lizzy-frizzle]

Girls are attracted to my bizarre creature sounds I occasionally make

[blackpyrefly]

i think about this so often. world changing post.

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

Rick Sanchez is busy getting his hole played with

[brackenfur]

listening to songs that featured in warrior cats amvs

[brackenfur]

got a prophecy from starclan abt my top surgery

[brackenfur]

yellowfang also let me know that bottom surgery could be in my future as well

[yaawoa]

urbanoutfittershome

[temporary]

@ people without glasses/contacts, do yall never get tired of seeing perfectly? idk that must get rlly tiring, because i definitely do. i just take my glasses off and enjoy the blurriness

[heartbeatemoji]

this is soooooooo funny

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

[weaver-z]

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[hieronymouscock]

when people say shit like “no one is talking about this bc it’s not happening in america” im like oh ok u think tumblr is a news site

[matchagirl]

dudes be like i love world wars

[momo-de-avis]

everyone please look at this image that just completely annihilated me

[funtoban-blog]