Stay made of lightning!

Swathi. 27.

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[important-cat-pics]

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[filmyshilmy]

— Aishwarya Rai as Parvati "Paro" in Devdas (2002)

[disgustinggf]

[shadowseductress]

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[apocryphics]

yeah

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[wickanderhalovar]

🎶 Out in the night Never had no chance Nowhere to hide 🎶

[apocryphics]

yeah

[uss0]

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

[depsidase]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD