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@theartofmadeline

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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever

Love Begins
todays bird

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Stranger Things

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Origami Around

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast
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@mangosmoother
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Chopped drinking game
1 drink if:
- three males and one female
- someone says something along the lines of “I’m too good for this ingredient"
- someone garnishes with citrus
- someone fries an ingredient for a garnish
- multiple chefs make the same type of dish
- only one person knows how to correctly prepare the ingredient
- someone forgets a basket ingredient until the last minute
- someone leaves off a basket ingredient
- an italian pronounces everything in a thick accent
- salad in the appetizer round
- ice cream in the dessert round
- someone panics over their baked dessert not cooking
- someone attempts to make a risotto
- someone talks about chopping something up and then cuts themself
- a competitor “has overcome a lot of obstacles and is not going to let this one take them down”
- “get it on the plate”
- sriracha
- “I’m looking down at my dish and I’m feeling good”
- a judge asks someone if they tasted their dish and they didn’t
2 drinks if:
- alex and scott are sitting next to each other
- a dessert isnt sweet enough for amanda
3 drinks if:
- scott conant’s chest hair is showing
- ted allen says “be well”
- someone describes food as “sexy” (+1 if it’s scott conant)
finish your drink if:
- that one asshole that you were rooting against wins
How to die during a single episode of chopped
i love z-moves
Oh god please unmute 🐶😂
Good heavens
whoever decides all the sound effects needs about a million awards
me as a superhero
bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?
Child: What’s a VHS?
Me:
i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life
When you’re tryna get to the R&B room but have to go through some weird room first
the other Mike Pence
So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:
He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted: