[aldoesthings]

[lies down on my stomach, kicks feet and sighs dreamily]: he has committed so many atrocities

[thesingalongsong]

“Let's take a walk

Dont forget your key baby

Let's say a prayer

Come on get down on your knees baby,”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Questions For My Muse(s)

Introspection

👁‍🗨 - what is a secret that your muse hasn’t told or is hiding

💬 - for my muse to directly say a secret or confession

⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

🔴 - what are bigger gestures that are important to your muse

👌 - what are some of your muses quirks?

💦 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re shy or nervous

💢 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re angry or sad

🙌 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re extremely happy

🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

☠️ - does your muse fear death?

👻 - recall one or more times your muse has been the most scared or fearful

😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates

🏹 - would your muse ever kill and why

💢 - what would cause your muse to be annoyed

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

Flaws

👀 - is your muse prone to jealousy?

🖤 - can your muse be selfish?

❓ - can your muse be indecisive?

🙈 - can your muse be blindly loyal?

❌ - what would cause your muse to be petty or say something hurtful

🙊 - has your muse ever put their foot in their mouth?

💥 - is your muse reckless? or too cautious and paranoid?

🔷️ - is your muse good or bad at lying?

🤔 - is your muse cynical? naïve?

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

😔 - is your muse insecure?

🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

⬛ - what are some bad traits your muse might have?

[leneemusing]

prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

[unclefather]

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

[fleshmaid3n-deactivated20201226]

[emptymoved]

@manhattanmax​ sent: [  gesture  ]

one word prompts – [  gesture  ]  sender  motions  for  receiver  to  follow  them – no longer accepting

    Usually, unless there was good reason to, Niko wasn’t exactly prone to just following strangers at their beckoning.

    That is, those who he wasn’t getting PAID to follow. Yet, the situation was turning into something way beyond what he would be getting from staying–the only guarantee was him leaving with more holes in him than normal, at least. So, he had already been looking for an opening to slip out unnoticed when he had caught her gesturing. Niko’s brows tightened in CONFUSION, the frown on his face deepening as he remained where he was hiding behind cover. At least there wasn’t the added pressure of trying to think while hoping that a bullet wouldn’t be strong enough to rip through a metal sheet.

    Yet, he knew his opportunity was slowly closing and he certainly didn’t mind abandoning the idea of a shootout. So, after a few moments, he started to make his way toward her. Niko was very much aware of the weight of his pistol in his jacket, however, and knew it was a LOT easier to kill one person and make a run for it than a whole room of people. Yet, reason told him that she probably would have just left him in there if she had intentions to kill him, but he knew better than to dismiss the risk.

    So, once there had been some distance between him and the previous situation, Niko came to a stop.

    “This is far as I go,” he stated, “Who are you? What do you want?”

[manhattanmax]

The regular clicking of heeled boots stops and she turns to him, raises an eyebrow at the man; she’s starting to remember why she doesn’t offer help to strangers, with this city being friendly once or twice could screw you over royally.  Either way she does her best not to bite back immediately, even if the furrow between her brow says she wants to.

“Just a stranger looking out for someone else, nothin’ more.” Her speech is quick and sounds almost impatient, always places to be, things to go do. Max’s hands come up, palms out, showing that she’s not carrying, or more that she’s not holding anything in her hands currently. A simple way to say she’s not here to harm him, but she knows no one ever trusts another stranger, at least no one smart trusts like that. “Might be your best advice to avoid... think the four blocks or so around here. Bunch of people trying to make a name for themselves, doesn’t mean they’re gonna, but means that they might hit another stranger, yeah?” The advice comes a bit too freely and the mechanic takes the first step away from him, looks over her shoulder to him. “There’s a pretty decent bar a few blocks from here, if you’re interested of course. Know I could use a  good drink after that shit show.” 

[jellyclaws]

[blamurdered]

anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

[manhattanmax]

Currently rewriting my about and adding in some potential plot hooks for those interested!

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/denisebidot

[kxnect-deactivated20161127]

no offense but if u lose me u fucked up

[bensonhurstbullet]

let’s keep it real, there’s not really memes where criminal muses can be unapologetically who they are, so here’s some prompts that can be used as drabbles, as threads, or starters. some of these work for law enforcement muses too!

if ‘your muse’/’my muse’ confuses you, just feel free to edit this and type in the name of the muses for the role you deem appropriate.  

TW: for murder, kidnapping, torture & stalking.

[ new identity ] after a botched job, our muses try to assume a new identity in a new location.

[ bribe ] with good money, my muse convinces your muse to look the other way when it comes to illegal activities.

[ murder ] your muse witnesses my muse committing a murder.

[ who are you? ] my muse (civilian) asks your muse (criminal) about their double life.

[ cleaner ] your muse is a crime affiliated cleaner my muse calls to clear the evidence of a scene.

[ neighbors ] your muse (civilian) lives next door to my muse (criminal). one day, your muse sees something shocking through the window.

[ money’s good ] your muse convinces my muse to do a job with them.

[ wash up ] my muse is caught in the bathroom washing the blood from them by your muse. 

[ massacre ] my muse is the sole survivor of an assassination placed on their family and is taken in by your muse. 

[ sellout ] my muse (civilian) contacts your muse (law enforcement) to provide information on the gangster in their life.

[ knife ] my muse threatens your muse at knifepoint for information. 

[ kidnap ] my muse is abducted by your muse because they belong to a prestigious (crime) family.

[ steal ] your muse steals something from my muse.

[ interrogate ] my muse (law enforcement) interrogates your muse about their crime affiliation.

[ watch out! ]my muse narrowly saves your muse from being shot. 

[ loss ] our muses reconnect during a funeral.

[ hostage ] in a police standoff, my muse holds your muse hostage.

[ hideout ] after a job, our muses lay low in a new town. 

[ getaway ]in the midst of a chase, the car of our muses break down.

[ stalk ] my muse (a detective/a rival criminal) is paid to keep a close eye on your muse (a gangster/a gangster’s significant other/a gangster’s child).

[ work ] your muse works at a business where gangsters frequent. you decide to get closer to my muse, one of the gangsters who come in, to see what really happens in the back.

[ undercover ] my muse (law enforcement) enters the criminal underworld to get close to your muse.

[julie-thefatones]

Endless Gifs of Billy Hargrove 9/?

[nihilistic-trash]

[victoriamsalazar]

[manhattanmax]

@disentomb

Most of the time, she didn’t have that many issues. A run in here or there, enough time to hop into a store and browse until whoever it was left. But there were times like this, where she saw someone she didn’t want to and didn’t have a fast way out. Her approach is quick, leaning on the bar next to the man wearing goggles.

A smile that isn’t genuine and doesn’t reach her eyes, eyes that are more focused on people approaching a little too quickly in this club for her liking. She leans in to speak into his ear, to be sure he hears her over the music. “Want to pretend to be my bodyguard or my boyfriend for the next few minutes? I’ll buy your drinks for the rest of the night.”