not your plot device

29 | she/her | no minors 🔞 just another e-girl who exists solely in your fevered imagination.

[manicpixieegirl]

MDNI. Put your goddamn age in your bio. Ageless and/or blank blogs will be blocked. I don't give a shit if it ruins your aesthetic, put your fucking age in your bio.

I'm Trash. (she/her) I'm 29, married, and a pre-porn-ban tumblr vet. I'm not going to sext with you, I'm sure there are plenty of other people here who will.

My text posts are tagged #trash talks, my pictures are tagged #trashpics... Most of you probably don't care about the other tags. I'm also on Pornhub as ManicPixieEgirl, even though I haven't posted in a while.

Send an ask if you have a photo idea or request, but be polite. I'm a sub, but I'm not your sub.I don't owe you anything.

Last but not least: Racists, sexists, pedophiles, homophobes, transphobes, and MAGA numbskulls can fuck right off. 💛

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dymphnajude]

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[albertserra]

[hungwy]

this frame left a profound impression on me

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[flipchild]

[iamwizzzzz]

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[hisinfernalmajesty666]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the Rings

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[manicpixieegirl]

i love when i accidentally hit the follow button on a post while trying to scroll ;-; whoops... sorry person!

[monstrouslysexy]

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

[daddyandprincess2022-deactivate]

Fuck the overthinking out of her

[manicpixieegirl]

Very introspective rn and also still awake. No one asked, here are my goals for before I turn 30 this year:

1.) Finally find and buy a fuck machine so I can stop yapping to my discord buddies about wanting one. Maybe make videos with it, who can say. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2.) Acquire more tattoos and piercings. I have tattoo plans, but no concrete piercing ideas. This is part of my long term "become the baddest old person in the bingo hall" goal.

3.) Read 100 books by my birthday. I know I read more than 100 books total last year, so I just want to hit that by my actual bday.

4.) Crochet something. I'm learning now, I want to be able to make a thing by then.

[manicpixieegirl]

We're past the halfway point of the year, which means we're also past the halfway point to my birthday. Here's an update that no one asked for:

1.) I have not bought a fuck machine. I haven't even done research on fuck machines. This goal wouldn't take too long to complete in theory, but fuck machines are pricey. If I'm going to spend big(ish) money, I want to make sure I'm buying a good thing and not something that's going to die in a year.

2.) I've gotten one tattoo this year with another appointment next month. Haven't gotten any new piercings, just new jewelry. There are a few more piercings I've thought about, but haven't really committed to any of them.... Mostly because the ones I want might interfere with the headphones I use, which would kill me.

3.) I've read 82 books so far, almost done with 83. I'm considering raising this goal to 125 (or maybe higher) since I'm pretty close to 100 already.

4.) Ope. Haven't touched crochet in a while.... I can make excuses about life being difficult, but I have also spent so much time scrolling on phone that I could have used learning/practicing. Such is life. I can still pick it back up, I know my friend would be more than happy to keep teaching me.

[manicpixieegirl]

Second update: Husband has said that if I finish 100 books by his birthday (three months sooner) he will buy me a fuck machine.

As of a half hour ago, I am now at 85 books. I will do this.

[oppy-draws]

Forever in love with my perfect little angel 🌹

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design